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Teh One Who Knocks
08-11-2011, 09:19 PM
Marie Kolstad says, "your breasts go in one direction and your brain goes in another."
KTLA News


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SANTA ANA, Calif. (KTLA) -- An Orange County grandmother of 12 is making national headlines after getting breast implants at the age of 83.

Marie Kolstad, a full-time property manager who lives in Santa Ana, says she decided to get the $8,000 boob job last month because over the years, nature had taken its course on her 36-Cs.

"Your breasts go in one direction and your brain goes in another," she told the New York Times.

Kolstad says she's in good health and figured, "why not take advantage of it?"

She also says her mother lived a long life, and she's hoping to do the same.

Several national media outlets have since picked up Kolstad's story, citing a rise in so-called senior citizen plastic surgery.

In 2010, there were 84,685 surgical procedures among those over 65, according to the American Society for the Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.

Of those, more than 26,000 were face-lifts, nearly 6,500 were liposuctions and some 2,400 were breast augmentations.

A plastic surgeon told ABC News that he'd rather operate on a healthy 70-to-75-year-old than an unhealthy 40-something patient.

Griffin
08-11-2011, 09:23 PM
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?"

Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"

Griffin
08-11-2011, 09:24 PM
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