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Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2011, 05:54 PM
The Associated Press


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THESSALONIKI, Greece -- It took an undercover operation, but Greek police have blown a hole in a ring of alleged crooks who had cornered the doughnut market in a beach resort.

It started with complaints that two Bulgarian men and a former Greek wrestling champion were using violence to choke off the trade by other doughnut vendors on Paliouri beach in the Halkidiki peninsula near Thessaloniki.

So an undercover officer posed as a doughnut seller, police said Tuesday, and he was attacked, leading to the arrest of the three aggressive doughnut sellers.

As a result, they have been charged with blackmail and fraud. They also were charged with food safety violations after police found they had stashed their product in an abandoned hotel that was open to the elements and used by bathers as a toilet.

Hal-9000
08-24-2011, 05:56 PM
"donut"

redred
08-24-2011, 05:58 PM
police /donut got to be a stereo type laugh somewhere

PorkChopSandwiches
08-24-2011, 05:59 PM
LOL wtf

Hal-9000
08-24-2011, 06:02 PM
you can sub the words heroin, crack, pot in the place of donut in the story :dance:

Joebob034
08-24-2011, 06:06 PM
but Greek police have blown a hole in a ring of alleged crooks who had cornered the doughnut market in a beach resort.



:rimshot:

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2011, 06:07 PM
you can sub the words heroin, crack, pot in the place of donut in the story :dance:

That's no fun. You gotta put something outlandish in there, ya know, to make it interesting... like "midget donkey fucker".

PorkChopSandwiches
08-24-2011, 06:15 PM
That's no fun. You gotta put something outlandish in there, ya know, to make it interesting... like "midget donkey fucker".

Did someone call me?

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2011, 06:16 PM
:nono:

You're no midget.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-24-2011, 06:17 PM
what about a midget fucker?

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2011, 06:18 PM
I do recall having a donkey in there somewhere.

:-k

But hey, if that's what floats your boat...

PorkChopSandwiches
08-24-2011, 06:20 PM
a donkey dicked midget fucker :tup:

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2011, 06:21 PM
You're Lex Steele doing a fetish vid?

:-k

Hal-9000
08-24-2011, 06:30 PM
I'm a midget who fucks with his donkey dick...they call me Draggy :face:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-24-2011, 06:33 PM
I'm his negative

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2011, 06:35 PM
I'm his negative

:lol: