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Teh One Who Knocks
02-18-2011, 01:04 PM
It seems that this thread needed to be started here. We all know the two charter members of the group that caused the original thread to be started at AS:

Goofy and Hal

You would think the shame brought upon them would be enough to keep other male members of the forum from watching this crap, but no. Please welcome the newest member of this club:

Dr Death


Doc, please turn in your Man Card and forever live in shame

redred
02-18-2011, 01:21 PM
turn them in guys
http://i.imgur.com/ymL6a.jpg

Max
02-20-2011, 06:55 PM
all group members should be forced to post fansigns wearing this on a t-shirt

http://i52.tinypic.com/302xnno.jpg

Hal-9000
02-20-2011, 07:50 PM
I'll let my attorney handle this...Saul Finklestein....Saul?

S.F. - Let the record show that my client Mr 9000, has only endured two of the three Twilight movies.
In addition, as part of a bargain that was struck with a third party...I contend that Mr 9000 was coerced into obtaining
and watching 'Twilight One', with the understanding he would receive compensation in the form of sexual favors i.e. 'a blowjob'.

Said blowjob was indeed received and further, similar promises were made if he watched Twilight Two as well.Mr 9000 has assured me he did everything under his power to avoid Twilight Two,
but the lure of sexual favors was once again too strong for his limited will in matters such as these.

Mr 9000 has committed to a written affidavit, swearing that there was non parity in the agreement.As 'NO blowjob on this earth is worth having to sit through what felt like 10 hours
of two people moping, brooding and then in one horrible turn of events..sparkling...during a supposed vampire movie onscreen.'

Mr 9000 has also gone on the record stating that he is very sorry for his minor bout of temporary insanity, is remorseful and guarantees it will not happen again.
He is currently serving 300 hours of community service and on parole for the next 8 years.

Sapphire
02-20-2011, 07:55 PM
I read all the books, then I bought the DVDs and now I'm waiting for the new film. :dance:

beowulf
02-20-2011, 07:56 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/35hmgkm.jpg

Goofy
02-20-2011, 08:38 PM
:sad2:

Hal-9000
02-20-2011, 08:42 PM
I read all the books, then I bought the DVDs and now I'm waiting for the new film. :dance:

OOOOOH LOOK! I'M A VAMPIRE, WATCH ME SPARKLE!


*farts*


oops, sorry :oops:

Sapphire
02-20-2011, 09:57 PM
*Dry humps Hal's leg*

Dr Death
02-21-2011, 12:40 AM
It seems that this thread needed to be started here. We all know the two charter members of the group that caused the original thread to be started at AS:

Goofy and Hal

You would think the shame brought upon them would be enough to keep other male members of the forum from watching this crap, but no. Please welcome the newest member of this club:

Dr Death


Doc, please turn in your Man Card and forever live in shameBut I was forced! I swear I didn't enjoy it at all....I SWEAR!!!!!!! :(

beowulf
04-13-2011, 10:05 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2mwb71k.jpg

Hal-9000
04-13-2011, 10:54 PM
But I was forced! I swear I didn't enjoy it at all....I SWEAR!!!!!!! :(

methinks the lady doth protest too much....







I have not seen the third installment of the series 'Eclipse' and that mkv with the same title on my harddrive is actually a porno :oops:

Yt Trash
04-14-2011, 01:23 AM
So when are you guys getting your back piece?


http://i.imgur.com/U5NwX.jpg

Hal-9000
04-14-2011, 01:32 AM
I have to get my Avatar sleeves removed first, before I go all Twilight :thumbsup:

beowulf
04-16-2011, 11:47 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/vxi4h3.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
04-16-2011, 01:41 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/vxi4h3.jpg

That's perfect! :lmao:

Goofy
04-16-2011, 06:37 PM
I still havcent watched the last part [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
04-18-2011, 12:20 PM
I still havcent watched the last part [-(

So you say :hand:

beowulf
04-18-2011, 12:44 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/aeo8xe.jpg

beowulf
04-18-2011, 12:44 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2a2k2f.jpg

beowulf
04-27-2011, 09:03 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2s5y89z.jpg

Hal-9000
04-27-2011, 09:33 PM
nice one beo :lol:

beowulf
05-16-2011, 10:18 AM
http://i51.tinypic.com/29wu42c.jpg

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 09:21 PM
I had a friend over last night and she asked how to get movies...so I gave her a quick demo.
I will be getting Eclipse this weekend and probably enduring it.


I just want to be clear and declare that it was not my choice and I'm being coerced into watching :|














:coat:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-27-2011, 09:24 PM
Uh huh...never heard that excuse before....

Um, no officer, those aren't my drugs, I'm just holding them for a friend :)


:rolleyes:

Hal-9000
05-27-2011, 09:28 PM
there will be a girl present watching with me, on my Grandmother's name....

but the girl is queerer than a 3 dollar bill so I won't be getting any reward for doing it :|

Goofy
05-28-2011, 09:43 PM
there will be a girl present watching with me, on my Grandmother's name....

but the girl is queerer than a 3 dollar bill so I won't be getting any reward for doing it :|

........ i'm failing to see a viable excuse here :-k





















and before anyone starts, i watched the first one before i knew how ghey it was :hand:

beowulf
05-28-2011, 09:50 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2ec14s5.jpg

Goofy
05-28-2011, 10:09 PM
Count von Count would kick twilight guy's ass :tup:

beowulf
05-28-2011, 11:23 PM
Count von Count would kick twilight guy's ass :tup:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2rvymj8.jpg

Hal-9000
05-29-2011, 07:01 PM
:dance:

I didn't download, rent or watch part 3...my new pc is still pristine and not soiled :thumbsup:

Goofy
05-29-2011, 07:18 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2rvymj8.jpg

:dance:


:dance:

I didn't download, rent or watch part 3...my new pc is still pristine and not soiled :thumbsup:

Yeah....... for now [-(

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 02:43 PM
phew...made it!


:dance: I didn't give in

Teh One Who Knocks
05-30-2011, 02:52 PM
Allegedly :hand:

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 02:55 PM
I didn't watch the damn movie! :x














*sparkles* :face:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-30-2011, 03:01 PM
Do you have anyone that can corroborate your story? :-s

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 03:41 PM
Yes, my ISP.

I didn't download anything this weekend (except those bukkake videos....for my Dad!)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-30-2011, 03:47 PM
Who says you downloaded it this weekend? :-s

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 03:48 PM
*emotes and broods strongly in Lance's direction*




:x I didn't do it man.....I'm clean

Teh One Who Knocks
05-30-2011, 03:49 PM
Your reputation leads the jury to believe otherwise :hand:

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 03:55 PM
That's all heresay and assumption, you can't bring that up at this trial :x










ooohh, I hear Bella gets turned in this one.....:)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-30-2011, 04:01 PM
You admitted watching the first two, how is that hearsay? :-s

Overruled!

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 04:04 PM
You admitted watching the first two, how is that hearsay? :-s

Overruled!

ahem:

You cannot enter past behavior as a precedent in a court of law when trying a person for a new crime.

One more outburst like that rookie counselor and I'll clear this courtroom!!!! :x Motion stands....

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 04:05 PM
I wonder if Jacob takes off his shirt in this one? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
05-30-2011, 04:10 PM
ahem:

You cannot enter past behavior as a precedent in a court of law when trying a person for a new crime.

One more outburst like that rookie counselor and I'll clear this courtroom!!!! :x Motion stands....

You can in the court of public opinion :banana:

OVERRULED AGAIN!

Hal-9000
05-30-2011, 04:23 PM
I didn't do it, I'm being framed










:coat:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-15-2011, 12:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OVbFk.jpg

It all makes sense now...

Hal-9000
06-15-2011, 07:37 PM
"..and beat off 3000 people to play Edward Cullen."

is that the gist? :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-15-2011, 07:40 PM
Winner!

:lol:

Hal-9000
06-15-2011, 07:45 PM
they write for a living, you'd think they would give it the once over before committing to...what is that? A haggis wrapper? :lol:

beowulf
06-24-2011, 09:42 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p68/beowulf04844/zs88.jpg

Hal-9000
06-24-2011, 09:45 PM
:lol:






{scottish}that reminds me...I should watch the third one this weekend{scottish}

Teh One Who Knocks
06-24-2011, 09:56 PM
:|

Hal-9000
06-24-2011, 09:59 PM
Goofy is using my login again Lance, make him stop! :confused:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-24-2011, 10:05 PM
:liar:

Hal-9000
06-24-2011, 10:07 PM
didn't you notice the Scottish font in post 52?

I'm tellin ya, he's ghost writing using my username :(

SmoothBob
06-24-2011, 11:54 PM
This is probably the funniest thread I have read in a very very long time! :mrgreen:

And I cant believe there in alleged 'straight' men out there that have had ANYTHIN tae do wi that pish. :tfg:

Jesus guys, yi want decent vampires get Near Dark! :beatdown:

Hal-9000
06-25-2011, 02:16 AM
I've watched probably every TV and movie vampire there is and I can quite sincerely say, that watching the two Twilight movies was like having
a 12 foot fencepost slowly shoved up my ass without the benefit of lubrication, over the space of 3 very long hours.

I felt that the movies were an insult the entire vampire genre in general, akin to a slap in the face from an arrogant 110 pound poofter wearing rhinestone gloves and scotch tape on his testicles.

Twilight is an affront...nay...a horrible mutation, of the vampire legend.They've watered down the original mythos so far, that when 8 year olds watch the franchise they laugh and point at the pouty, lazy, boring, sparkly vampires.

Hal-9000
06-25-2011, 03:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/wfZkS.gif

Hal-9000
06-25-2011, 03:01 AM
oooooh


http://i.imgur.com/rDRcg.gif

beowulf
06-25-2011, 12:26 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p68/beowulf04844/zzzzzz250.jpg

Yt Trash
06-26-2011, 12:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/a5VS0.jpg

Hal-9000
06-28-2011, 08:24 PM
this is a legit site...

http://www.twilightseries.co.za/


nice top banner when you first hit it....oh my :lol:





(will never search for gifs again will never search for gifs again will never search for gifs again will never search for gifs again will never search for gifs again)

Teh One Who Knocks
06-28-2011, 09:03 PM
I have a message that someone sent to me....I wonder if I should post part of it in here? :-k

Hal-9000
06-28-2011, 09:04 PM
and violate the sanctity of the PM relationship? Shame on you for even considering it :shock:








I have a feeling I may know what this is about....:lol:

Hal-9000
06-28-2011, 09:26 PM
dammit I may have to d/l Eclipse tonight





hopefully I'm already over my monthly bandwidth allotment :|

beowulf
09-16-2011, 11:19 AM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2ajbde.jpg

beowulf
10-01-2011, 03:48 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/15x1i05.jpg

beowulf
10-01-2011, 03:50 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2zs7ls3.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
10-02-2011, 12:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5uFIS.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
11-16-2011, 01:37 AM
http://i.imgur.com/54QXV.png

Leefro
11-16-2011, 01:52 AM
I think I might watch it

Teh One Who Knocks
11-21-2011, 10:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ml8Cz.gif

Hal-9000
11-22-2011, 02:43 AM
now I'm 2 movies behind


:sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
11-22-2011, 02:44 AM
now I'm 2 movies behind


:sad2:

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?20107-Did-Breaking-Dawn-Scare-Off-Dudes

beowulf
12-04-2011, 08:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqvg0C90FhM&list=PL1BBC1EF55FDDFA99&index=107&feature=plpp_video

beowulf
12-04-2011, 08:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqKcYasZOog&feature=BFa&list=PL1BBC1EF55FDDFA99&lf=plpp_video

beowulf
01-22-2012, 09:02 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/eaf49x.jpg

beowulf
01-22-2012, 09:04 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/72ww90.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
02-15-2012, 10:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jJctK.jpg

MrsM
02-15-2012, 11:56 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/wccs2c.jpg

Hal-9000
02-16-2012, 12:01 AM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2012, 10:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Norwj.jpg

beowulf
07-04-2012, 08:59 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p68/beowulf04844/577172_260542054052239_1244187251_n.jpg

beowulf
07-06-2012, 08:08 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/290veoo.jpg

beowulf
07-07-2012, 07:40 PM
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k309/LunaEpic/Funny/Zomgawesome.jpg

redred
07-07-2012, 08:36 PM
http://i4.imageban.ru/out/2012/07/07/32cbd08250db12a8444510303dd81f4d.gif

Hal-9000
07-08-2012, 06:25 PM
:lol:

Leefro
07-08-2012, 06:34 PM
Weird but true is that on this thread is a picture of a Polish girl I used to work with

And it's not HAL btw

beowulf
07-27-2012, 02:05 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/2lc7dsg.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
08-30-2012, 12:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/njBkX.jpg

beowulf
09-10-2012, 07:29 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2jai2iw.jpg

Hal-9000
09-10-2012, 08:54 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/vxi4h3.jpg

from waaaay back on page 1 :lol:

DemonGeminiX
10-12-2012, 03:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/14Q9T.jpg

Leefro
11-25-2012, 12:43 PM
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/1061_410853918987748_888218381_n.jpg

Hal-9000
11-25-2012, 05:33 PM
:lol:

Goofy
11-25-2012, 07:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/14Q9T.jpg

I love lamp! :cheers:

Hal-9000
03-20-2013, 04:28 PM
I have an entry to make in this thread....am just trying to figure out the wording








:coat:

Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:03 AM
shit, I gotta get this off of my chest




ahem...


Last night I was bored and downloaded Twilight Eclipse, Twilight Breaking Dawn parts 1 and 2


I haven't watched them yet, and I'm so ashamed right now I may punish myself by... watching them





ffs :coat:

Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:05 AM
proof of insanity :(



http://i.imgur.com/QUhcCU1.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 10:29 AM
:ffs:

Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 03:42 PM
I'm a completist :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2013, 12:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OkjxqbH.jpg

Goofy
03-26-2013, 12:56 PM
:ghey:

Hal-9000
03-28-2013, 06:55 PM
both of you guys can suck my dick! :x

















:-s oh

DemonGeminiX
04-15-2013, 09:46 PM
...after watching some Twilight movies yesterday, every time I peed last night I sat down. I must have been tired or something

http://i.imgur.com/y2sWq7n.jpg

Leefro
04-15-2013, 10:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcjlzSod0CE

RBP
04-27-2013, 03:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/H7fzmVs.jpg

Goofy
11-27-2013, 08:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rAdcREH.jpg

Hal-9000
11-28-2013, 12:46 AM
:lol: