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Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2011, 11:21 AM
By Karen Voyles - The Gainesville Sun


A man wearing a long sleeved shirt and nothing else while carrying a mop and bucket Wednesday was arrested for exposing himself.

The man told police he was trying to water plants and check the electrical meters.

Witnesses called the Gainesville Police Department after they spotted the man walking around outside his apartment building without his pants but with the mop and bucket.

One witness told police that the man began to chase her and her 11-year-old child, and then told the woman, “If you can get the mop to work right, I will cook you a steak dinner.”

Following his arrest for indecent exposure, the man told Officer Christopher King that in addition to watering plants, he had been checking electrical meters for himself and his neighbors.

Hal-9000
08-27-2011, 10:22 PM
“If you can get the mop to work right, I will cook you a steak dinner.”

:lol: :lol: huh?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2011, 10:29 PM
Sounds pretty straightforward to me :-k

Hal-9000
08-27-2011, 10:32 PM
You know...if we took a cross section of these stories over the space of 3 years....and showed them to a psychologist,
the professional would probably agree that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, one crazy small step at a time :lol:

FBD
08-28-2011, 03:09 PM
:lol:

:-k

*reads history*

:-k

Deepsepia
08-28-2011, 09:35 PM
The man told police he was trying to water plants and check the electrical meters.

Hopefully not at the same time . . .


http://img164.imagevenue.com/loc143/th_565664860_shock_123_143lo.jpg (http://img164.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_565664860_shock_123_143lo.jpg)

DemonGeminiX
08-28-2011, 09:50 PM
Hopefully not at the same time . . .


http://img164.imagevenue.com/loc143/th_565664860_shock_123_143lo.jpg (http://img164.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_565664860_shock_123_143lo.jpg)

He might have been lined up for a Darwin award if he tried doing it at the same time.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-28-2011, 09:51 PM
That's what you get when you try to be helpful

DemonGeminiX
08-28-2011, 09:52 PM
That's what you get when you try to be helpful

:lol:

No good deed goes unpunished. Right?

PorkChopSandwiches
08-29-2011, 01:26 AM
Don't I know it