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PorkChopSandwiches
08-29-2011, 08:41 PM
Young culprits found with animal from Sibley Park zoo

By Dan Nienaber
Free Press Staff Writer

MANKATO — A couple of young rustlers attempted to use their imagination to escape the long arm of the law Saturday, but after about an hour of story telling they eventually learned they’d made a baaaaad decision.

A Mankato resident called 911 at about 11:30 p.m. Saturday to report two very young girls, who turned out to be under the age of 10, were walking along Carney Avenue north of Riverfront Drive. They were in their pajamas and had a goat with them, the caller said.

When an officer arrived, the girls were walking south and had crossed Riverfront Drive.

They told the officer the goat belonged to them and they were just taking the animal for a late-night walk.

As the kid questioning continued, the girls kept stretching their tale.

The goat lives in their bedroom closet, they said. Mom bought it a couple weeks ago, but dad didn’t know about it. So they had to keep the goat thing quiet to keep dad from suspecting anything.

They also told the officer they’d been sneaking their pet out regularly for nightly walks.

When officers couldn’t find anyone in the area who knew anything about girls or the goat, one of the officers told them it was time to talk to their parents. The girls didn’t know their address, so the officer had to leave his squad car behind to walk them and the goat home, said Cmdr. Dan Schisel of the Mankato Department of Public Safety.

As expected, the officer found out the story wasn’t true. He eventually learned the girls had been at a birthday party at Sibley Park’s zoo earlier Saturday. Sometime between then and late Saturday night they’d come up with their plot to return to the park and take one of the goats home.

Another officer had already been asked to check the zoo to see if any goats were missing, but wasn’t sure how many were supposed to be there.

The girls’ parents had no idea what they had been up to, Schisel said.

“They basically snuck out of the house and went down to Sibley Park,” he said. “I don’t know how they came up with the idea.”

He’s also not sure how they got the goat out.

The story might be funny when it’s shared with the girls’ boyfriends years from now, but there is a side to it that could have become serious, Schisel said. Officers also learned that the parents had discovered the girls were missing and were out looking for them, but hadn’t called police themselves.

Anyone in a similar situation should call 911 immediately.

“I’m sure they were very shocked,” he said. “But considering the time of day and the fact that they’re not there, you’re going to want as many resources as you can get so you can find them as quickly as possible.”

redred
08-29-2011, 08:44 PM
obama should have stopped this[-(

Hal-9000
08-29-2011, 08:50 PM
took me a second red :lol:

redred
08-29-2011, 08:58 PM
:lol:

the only other reply i could think of was WTF?

Acid Trip
08-29-2011, 09:00 PM
So the old "I'm just out walking my goat" excuse doesn't work anymore. Bummer.

Hal-9000
08-29-2011, 09:02 PM
I like the girl's story....one parent said it's ok but we have to hide it from Dad...so we keep it in the closet and sneak it out at night for walks


:rofl:

JoeyB
08-29-2011, 09:23 PM
I like the girl's story....one parent said it's ok but we have to hide it from Dad...so we keep it in the closet and sneak it out at night for walks


:rofl:

Isn't this the 'closet gay' story? It's alright if I suck cock...as long as dad doesn't find out and I only do it under the cover of darkness.

MrsM
08-29-2011, 09:31 PM
These girls are under 10 and they snuck out of the house, broke into a zoo and stole a goat... WOW...

AND they lied to Police... Someone needs to keep an eye on these 2

Hal-9000
08-29-2011, 09:33 PM
These girls are under 10 and they snuck out of the house, broke into a zoo and stole a goat... WOW...

AND they lied to Police... Someone needs to keep an eye on these 2

They're female...these skills are developed at an early age :thumbsup:

































*runs like the wind*

JoeyB
08-29-2011, 09:41 PM
They're female...these skills are developed at an early age :thumbsup:

:-k

:-k

:-s

Goat sucking skills?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-29-2011, 10:13 PM
They're female...these skills are developed at an early age :thumbsup:

Yup, they can't help it that they're bred that way :)

Hal-9000
08-29-2011, 10:20 PM
*stands behind Lance with a loud voice*

YEAH!



:lol:

DemonGeminiX
08-29-2011, 10:46 PM
I had a comment having to do with milking this thread for all the bad jokes that it was worth, but I forgot how to word it.

Hal-9000
08-29-2011, 10:48 PM
thank you :thumbsup:

DemonGeminiX
08-29-2011, 10:56 PM
:lol:

Dick.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-29-2011, 11:00 PM
thank you :thumbsup:

:rofl:

MrsM
08-30-2011, 12:36 AM
They're female...these skills are developed at an early age :thumbsup:

*runs like the wind*


Yup, they can't help it that they're bred that way :)

:hand:[-(:nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-30-2011, 12:38 AM
:hand:[-(:nono:

What? :angel:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 12:41 AM
:lol:

Dick.

was wondering if I could slip that by :lol:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 12:42 AM
:hand:[-(:nono:

Lance influenced me and coached me on the comment via pm.I really have no idea what it means.

*points*

MrsM
08-30-2011, 01:14 AM
What? :angel:

you know what :slap:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:18 AM
:dance: bad Lance, bad

MrsM
08-30-2011, 01:19 AM
Lance influenced me and coached me on the comment via pm.I really have no idea what it means.

*points*

You get one of these as well :slap:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:19 AM
:(



I bend so easily to peer pressure :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-30-2011, 01:33 AM
you know what :slap:

That was uncalled for [-(

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:35 AM
*calls*

Message for Mr Lance.It reads as follows - Yes it was.

MrsM
08-30-2011, 01:38 AM
*calls*

Message for Mr Lance.It reads as follows - Yes it was.

:agreed: Thank-you Hal

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:42 AM
:dance:

RBP
08-30-2011, 01:43 AM
suck up

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:46 AM
oh yesssss

*suckles at MrsM's teets*

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:46 AM
was that too PG for this time of day?


:oops:

MrsM
08-30-2011, 01:49 AM
oh yesssss

*suckles at MrsM's teets*

:afraid:

deebakes
08-30-2011, 02:41 AM
mankato is remarkably close by for me :lol: