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JoeyB
08-29-2011, 11:13 PM
I hereby invoke prison rules...either leave Halwynn alone or give me two packs of smokes for the right to pick on my bitch. That is all.

minz
08-29-2011, 11:14 PM
Which brand would you like? :lol:

JoeyB
08-29-2011, 11:16 PM
Which brand would you like? :lol:

No, you may not brand him; though a tasteful tattoo or piercing is not out of the question.

Pony
08-29-2011, 11:19 PM
*puts on my striped prison pants*

JoeyB
08-29-2011, 11:22 PM
*puts on my striped prison pants*

That's so odd, because normally when people rent my bitch they take their pants off...

Pony
08-29-2011, 11:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

Loser
08-29-2011, 11:47 PM
So it's prison rules eh?

Where is that sexy man beast hal? :-k

SHOWA TIME! :twisted:

KevinD
08-30-2011, 12:00 AM
Are you feeling neglected Joey? lol



































Now where did I put that picture??

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:04 AM
Which brand would you like? :lol:


you skanky chav bitch :lol: :lol:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:05 AM
*puts on my striped prison pants*

*points at crotch*

suck me :lol:

minz
08-30-2011, 01:10 AM
you skanky chav bitch :lol: :lol:

:stfu: Im not, but I can be if you ask nicely. :lol:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:11 AM
:stfu: Im not, but I can be if you ask nicely. :lol:

Kelly kinda turns me on :oops:

I wonder if there's chav-bitches websites for the horny? :lol:

minz
08-30-2011, 01:12 AM
Kelly kinda turns me on :oops:

I wonder if there's chav-bitches websites for the horny? :lol:

Only one way to find out :huh: but you cant get the accent when its typed. :lol:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:19 AM
Only one way to find out :huh: but you cant get the accent when its typed. :lol:

:| damn

minz
08-30-2011, 01:21 AM
:| damn

You'll just have to carry on drooling over misfits :lol:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:24 AM
I could never be a tourist in your country...I'd be saying - WTF are you tryin to say? Do you people speak fucking English???!!! :lol:

and then get kicked out of England for life

RBP
08-30-2011, 01:24 AM
Kelly kinda turns me on :oops:

I wonder if there's chav-bitches websites for the horny? :lol:

http://www.sexychavgirls.com/

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:25 AM
http://www.sexychavgirls.com/

I love the chav van :dance:

RBP
08-30-2011, 01:25 AM
I love the chav van :dance:

:lol:

minz
08-30-2011, 01:26 AM
I could never be a tourist in your country...I'd be saying - WTF are you tryin to say? Do you people speak fucking English???!!! :lol:

and then get kicked out of England for life

You'd be fine, we like the American and Canadian accents here, you could get away with anything. :lol:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:28 AM
I can do a basic English accent, a weee bit o Scottish and of course, I nail the Irish accent because it's my homeland.

I think being there would be pretty fun once I figured out how the money worked and what habits I could get away with without being thrown in jail :lol:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:29 AM
Come to think of it, the Irish actor on Misfits is the only guy I can completely understand :lol:

he's hilarious

minz
08-30-2011, 01:30 AM
I can do a basic English accent, a weee bit o Scottish and of course, I nail the Irish accent because it's my homeland.

I think being there would be pretty fun once I figured out how the money worked and what habits I could get away with without being thrown in jail :lol:

Im crap at accents, I dont bother trying.

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:34 AM
Im crap at accents, I dont bother trying.

I can do an American accent but I don't like being called a fuckwad..














:lol:

RBP
08-30-2011, 01:34 AM
I can do an American accent but I don't like being called a fuckwad..

:lol:

fuckwad. :gtfo:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:35 AM
like bees to honey :dance:

minz
08-30-2011, 01:36 AM
I can do an American accent but I don't like being called a fuckwad..













:lol:

I'll stick with my slightly plumy British accent thanks. :lol:

minz
08-30-2011, 01:38 AM
I can do an American accent but I don't like being called a fuckwad..














:lol:


fuckwad. :gtfo:


like bees to honey :dance:

You asked for that one. :rofl:

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 01:40 AM
I'll stick with my slightly plumy British accent thanks. :lol:

It's funny...I've been posting with Brits since 2005 and never really notice the differences other than the odd word (boot = trunk, jumper = sweater).

Yet when I watch a British TV series (I've watched quite a few now), I almost have to turn the subtitles on :lol:

Southern Belle
08-30-2011, 01:55 AM
What fun would this place be if we stopped picking on Hal. Anyway, he'd think we didn't love him any more.

Hal-9000
08-30-2011, 02:05 AM
Joe's just being nice to me...I think we've whored the thread appropriately :thumbsup:

Southern Belle
08-30-2011, 02:11 AM
Good times.

JoeyB
08-30-2011, 04:35 AM
Are you feeling neglected Joey? lol

Now where did I put that picture??

Not...the moob picture? Say it ain't so...


You'd be fine, we like the American and Canadian accents here, you could get away with anything. :lol:

It's why I always use an American accent in England. Well, that and I am American.


I can do an American accent but I don't like being called a fuckwad..

:lol:

Oh, I stand corrected...forget the smokes, it's free time on my bitches' ass. Line up behind Hal and feel free not to use lube.


Joe's just being nice to me...I think we've whored the thread appropriately :thumbsup:

I always defend Hal. I need him kept alive for organ replacements.



http://s3.postimage.org/6mtpy6f8/Organ_cropped.jpg (http://postimage.org/image/6mtpy6f8/)

Noilly Pratt
08-30-2011, 05:17 AM
It's funny...I've been posting with Brits since 2005 and never really notice the differences other than the odd word (boot = trunk, jumper = sweater).

Yet when I watch a British TV series (I've watched quite a few now), I almost have to turn the subtitles on :lol:

I translate for my wife when she's watching a Brit-com. Lately she's taken to watching a bit of Corrie...chav central!! Some of the female outfits are nicely distracting.

Having lived with a dad from Kent and a mom from Liverpool, I got quite adept at hearing, translating and mocking their accents! :D When I'm in Merrie Olde, I can sound like a native if I want.

Hal...book the next plane over. Our accent is like catnip to the ladies. (well it was for me in my 20's...your mileage may vary!) We're the exotic foreigners! :D :dance:

redred
08-30-2011, 12:32 PM
I hereby invoke prison rules...either leave Halwynn alone or give me two packs of smokes for the right to pick on my bitch. That is all.

:slap:

he's not your hal anymore he belongs to us

Noilly Pratt
08-30-2011, 03:23 PM
One of us! One of us! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM

KevinD
08-31-2011, 01:52 PM
It's so....

Teh One Who Knocks
08-31-2011, 01:55 PM
:slap:

he's not your hal anymore he belongs to us

http://i.imgur.com/fSQtf.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2014, 05:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QlvYkgG.jpg

Goofy
08-14-2014, 05:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/P8Fcf0Q.jpg

Hal-9000
08-14-2014, 06:08 PM
holy necro the thread time....






and yes, be nice to me :(

Noilly Pratt
08-14-2014, 06:14 PM
http://youtu.be/-EQizwkV7kg

Pony
08-14-2014, 09:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/stJjwf1.jpg

Hugh_Janus
08-14-2014, 09:39 PM
:umno:

Hal-9000
08-14-2014, 09:47 PM
:(

PorkChopSandwiches
08-14-2014, 09:51 PM
If we didn't pick on Hal this forum would die

Hal-9000
08-14-2014, 09:55 PM
I'm the nerdy kid with glasses, hand me down clothes and I smell faintly of baby powder


:sad2:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-14-2014, 09:56 PM
That's why we love you, it's the smell

Hal-9000
08-14-2014, 10:08 PM
baby powder hides the spermy underoo smell