View Full Version : How will you kill the person below?
Websponge
02-18-2011, 11:46 PM
by night, and with butter
Foxdana
02-18-2011, 11:48 PM
With a belt sander
Websponge
02-18-2011, 11:57 PM
good choice! next person dies by fork stabs
Vixen
02-18-2011, 11:59 PM
with a grim reaper :twisted:
Websponge
02-19-2011, 12:03 AM
tonne of bricks
Vixen
02-19-2011, 12:03 AM
napalm!
Vixen
02-19-2011, 12:06 AM
assassins blade
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 12:26 AM
Dental drill, long and drawn out!
Scuzzbopper
02-19-2011, 12:54 AM
Sandblaster, starting with the soles of their feet. I would revive them with salt water whenever they passed out from the pain.
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 01:18 AM
Dismemberment, small piece at a time
Large vat of acid - slowly lower the person feet first. But to keep myself busy - I'll be throwing darts at their naked body.
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 04:45 AM
Flay the skin off with a cat-o-nine tails
Godfather
02-19-2011, 07:50 AM
I'd fatten them up over three decades with fatty, salty foods
Godfather
02-19-2011, 07:05 PM
Put them in my car, drive real fast and bail out just before hitting a barrel of TNT
Foxdana
02-20-2011, 06:34 AM
Give them a knife and tell them to kill themselves, or I will do it with a soldiering iron!
Godfather
02-20-2011, 06:44 AM
Scary!!
Tickle them while forcing them to hold a gun to their own head
Foxdana
02-20-2011, 06:48 AM
Ongoing forced orgasm until they have a stroke!!
Dr Death
02-20-2011, 06:55 AM
SWEET!
Paper cuts....lots and lots of paper cuts!
Foxdana
02-20-2011, 07:04 AM
Ouch!!
Death by vodka!
Smothering by face sitting
http://rlv.zcache.com/death_by_chocolate_gun_poster-p228732929759612480trma_400.jpg
death by chocolate
Godfather
02-21-2011, 07:37 AM
paper cut to death... starting with the webs of your hands and feet
Foxdana
02-21-2011, 08:00 AM
death by bug zapper! Could you tinker with it to give it more power:-k
Websponge
02-21-2011, 09:27 PM
with a spatula covered in dog poo
Godfather
02-21-2011, 09:31 PM
Piano drop
chase off the ege of cliff
tickling and soft pillows. 8-[
Human sized rat trap - with Porn for bait
Godfather
02-22-2011, 09:50 PM
Flush them down the world' largest toilet
Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:22 AM
Pepper spray and tasers!
Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:26 AM
Starvation
Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:27 AM
Dehydratrion!
Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:29 AM
Dehydratrion!I'm actually halfway there! :lol:
Ummmm Stab to death with a paperclip!
Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:32 AM
strung up then cut up with a fishing line
Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:43 AM
Licked to death! :giggle:
Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:45 AM
:lol:
Run over with a lawn mower
Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:48 AM
Smothered by dirty diapers!
Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:53 AM
Death by Pissed off cat!
Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:56 AM
Tied down in a bathtub with the tap dripping slowly filling it up inch by inch drowning said person!
Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:58 AM
Chinese water torture, with battery acid!
Dr Death
02-23-2011, 09:03 AM
:shock:
Tied up, covered in honey the placed in a fire ant bed!
Foxdana
02-23-2011, 09:05 AM
Ouch!
Break every bone in their body, with a hammer, starting with the little ones
that doesn't sound like fun...
stick of dynamite in the ass - Kaboom!
Godfather
02-24-2011, 07:14 AM
Play Kenny G until they leap off a tall building
Foxdana
02-26-2011, 09:33 AM
Tie them up and make them sit through Momma Mia, over and over again, until they beg for death
Yt Trash
02-26-2011, 01:14 PM
make little cuts on their body and throw them into a shark infested ocean...
Covered in the urine of a mare in heat - then tied naked to a bench in a pen of stallions
make them wear a justin beiber mask, and then set loose inside a crowded shopping mall full of teenaged girls.
Dr Death
02-26-2011, 06:49 PM
Cut off their head with a wire brush!
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31N%2BJD1oV1L.jpg
The Monk
02-28-2011, 04:41 AM
Shit in a paper bag, douse it in a bit of petrol, put it on their doorstep, ring the bell and light the bag....when they open the door, see the burning bag, they'll try and stamp it out and the flames will engulf them......(without putting too much thought into it......)
Noilly Pratt
02-28-2011, 04:16 PM
(remind me to send you a Christmas Card, Monk!)
By playing Kenny G.....backwards! AAAHHHH!!! :D
redred
02-28-2011, 05:45 PM
dutch oven after a night on the beer
Godfather
03-01-2011, 05:13 AM
Hire a stripped to suffocate them with boobies
Hal-9000
03-01-2011, 05:20 AM
Make them watch Twilight...twice
:|
Godfather
03-01-2011, 05:22 AM
:( You're a mean, mean person
Drown them in a giant slurpee
Foxdana
03-01-2011, 10:07 AM
Via guillotine, the paper one, starting with ears
Hal-9000
03-01-2011, 09:42 PM
A waterslide made entirely of razor blades that empties into a pool of lemon juice
Godfather
03-01-2011, 11:27 PM
Ils seront suspendus devant leurs aimes
tattoo "i'm a DEA agent" on his forehead and send him to Mexico
redred
03-03-2011, 05:46 PM
tied up and forced to watch hal's sock dance
Noilly Pratt
03-03-2011, 07:35 PM
By reading this biography in its entirety as if it were on Masterpiece Theatre...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-2O_gdYZo
Naked in a deep freeze - with throwing buckets of water on them every 10 mins
Hal-9000
03-06-2011, 08:02 PM
Sew up all body orifices except one and then inflate them with helium until their nipples blow off
Deli slicer starting feet first
Hal-9000
03-06-2011, 08:24 PM
Make them listen to a 5 hour dissertation on quantum entanglement...when particles decay into other particles, these decays must obey the various conservation laws. As a result, pairs of particles can be generated that are required to be in certain quantum states. For ease of understanding, consider the situation where a pair of these particles are created... having a two-state spin and one must be spin up and the other must be spin down. As described in the introduction.. these two particles can now be called entangled since you cannot fully describe one particle without mentioning the other. This type of entangled pair where the particles always have opposite spin is known as the spin anti-correlated case... and if the probabilities for measuring each spin are equal, you have the singlet state.
wait...I find that interesting :lol: :lol:
Godfather
03-07-2011, 08:03 AM
derail a train through their living room
Websponge
03-09-2011, 09:45 PM
death by sex!
samarchepas
03-09-2011, 09:52 PM
Hidden blade to the neck.
Websponge
03-09-2011, 09:53 PM
hey!!
drown in a vat of snot!
samarchepas
03-09-2011, 10:21 PM
eww
throwing knives to the face
Foxdana
03-09-2011, 11:36 PM
Tie steaks to them and through them into the lion enclosure
lock them in a room and pump endless Barry Manilow music through speakers
lost in melb.
03-10-2011, 12:05 AM
Handcuff him to a german moderator for a year ;)
Foxdana
03-18-2011, 12:07 AM
Death by broomstick! How, its up to you!!
Hal-9000
03-18-2011, 01:01 AM
lock them in a room and pump endless Barry Manilow music through speakers
you horrible bastard
Catapult them into North Korea tied up and have a ghetto blaster strapped to them blaring out Randy Newman's song Short People
make them change Rosanne Barr's adult diaper for a week
drown in a bucket of hot sauce
throw them under a combine blade
fill his testacles w/ candys, paint pretty colors, spin him round & give 3 blind kids big clubs and sing <happy birthday>
Foxdana
04-08-2011, 10:56 AM
put them in a locked room with my boss and a hacksaw blade, they'll kill themselves in no time to get away
St. George
04-08-2011, 11:40 AM
Cover their head with a plastic bag. Design it so that whilst it is sealed air can easily flow into the bag so as not to kill the person too quickly. Attach an inlet tube to the bag at one end and the other to Mr Methane's nether regions and get him to practice the latest version of his act.
redred
04-08-2011, 02:11 PM
send them to swim in the sea off Japan's east coast with the 3 eyed fish's
tie a half burnt Quran around his neck and drop him off in Afghanistan
Fodster
05-02-2011, 02:31 AM
death by tooth pick in the eye
Claw hammer - starting with the toes and working my way up
Yt Trash
05-27-2011, 11:07 AM
Push off a tall building
Muddy
05-27-2011, 03:41 PM
I'd fart on them until they asphyxiated..
DemonGeminiX
06-21-2011, 06:45 AM
Beat her to death with a frozen sausage
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