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Websponge
02-18-2011, 11:46 PM
by night, and with butter

Foxdana
02-18-2011, 11:48 PM
With a belt sander

Websponge
02-18-2011, 11:57 PM
good choice! next person dies by fork stabs

Vixen
02-18-2011, 11:59 PM
with a grim reaper :twisted:

RBP
02-19-2011, 12:01 AM
Head shot!

Websponge
02-19-2011, 12:03 AM
tonne of bricks

Vixen
02-19-2011, 12:03 AM
napalm!

RBP
02-19-2011, 12:06 AM
teeth on the curb

Vixen
02-19-2011, 12:06 AM
assassins blade

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 12:26 AM
Dental drill, long and drawn out!

Scuzzbopper
02-19-2011, 12:54 AM
Sandblaster, starting with the soles of their feet. I would revive them with salt water whenever they passed out from the pain.

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 01:18 AM
Dismemberment, small piece at a time

MrsM
02-19-2011, 03:03 AM
Large vat of acid - slowly lower the person feet first. But to keep myself busy - I'll be throwing darts at their naked body.

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 04:45 AM
Flay the skin off with a cat-o-nine tails

Godfather
02-19-2011, 07:50 AM
I'd fatten them up over three decades with fatty, salty foods

pepo
02-19-2011, 07:03 PM
by hand, bits by bits

Godfather
02-19-2011, 07:05 PM
Put them in my car, drive real fast and bail out just before hitting a barrel of TNT

Foxdana
02-20-2011, 06:34 AM
Give them a knife and tell them to kill themselves, or I will do it with a soldiering iron!

Godfather
02-20-2011, 06:44 AM
Scary!!


Tickle them while forcing them to hold a gun to their own head

Foxdana
02-20-2011, 06:48 AM
Ongoing forced orgasm until they have a stroke!!

Dr Death
02-20-2011, 06:55 AM
SWEET!

Paper cuts....lots and lots of paper cuts!

Foxdana
02-20-2011, 07:04 AM
Ouch!!

Death by vodka!

MrsM
02-21-2011, 01:48 AM
Smothering by face sitting

RBP
02-21-2011, 01:56 AM
please!

heroin overdose.

pepo
02-21-2011, 02:54 AM
http://rlv.zcache.com/death_by_chocolate_gun_poster-p228732929759612480trma_400.jpg

death by chocolate

Godfather
02-21-2011, 07:37 AM
paper cut to death... starting with the webs of your hands and feet

Foxdana
02-21-2011, 08:00 AM
death by bug zapper! Could you tinker with it to give it more power:-k

Websponge
02-21-2011, 09:27 PM
with a spatula covered in dog poo

Godfather
02-21-2011, 09:31 PM
Piano drop

pepo
02-21-2011, 10:28 PM
chase off the ege of cliff

RBP
02-21-2011, 11:15 PM
tickling and soft pillows. 8-[

MrsM
02-22-2011, 08:17 PM
Human sized rat trap - with Porn for bait

Godfather
02-22-2011, 09:50 PM
Flush them down the world' largest toilet

pepo
02-23-2011, 02:23 AM
farts in a airtight room

Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:22 AM
Pepper spray and tasers!

Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:26 AM
Starvation

Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:27 AM
Dehydratrion!

Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:29 AM
Dehydratrion!I'm actually halfway there! :lol:

Ummmm Stab to death with a paperclip!

Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:32 AM
strung up then cut up with a fishing line

Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:43 AM
Licked to death! :giggle:

Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:45 AM
:lol:

Run over with a lawn mower

Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:48 AM
Smothered by dirty diapers!

Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:53 AM
Death by Pissed off cat!

Dr Death
02-23-2011, 08:56 AM
Tied down in a bathtub with the tap dripping slowly filling it up inch by inch drowning said person!

Foxdana
02-23-2011, 08:58 AM
Chinese water torture, with battery acid!

Dr Death
02-23-2011, 09:03 AM
:shock:

Tied up, covered in honey the placed in a fire ant bed!

Foxdana
02-23-2011, 09:05 AM
Ouch!

Break every bone in their body, with a hammer, starting with the little ones

MrsM
02-23-2011, 03:44 PM
that doesn't sound like fun...

stick of dynamite in the ass - Kaboom!

Godfather
02-24-2011, 07:14 AM
Play Kenny G until they leap off a tall building

Foxdana
02-26-2011, 09:33 AM
Tie them up and make them sit through Momma Mia, over and over again, until they beg for death

Yt Trash
02-26-2011, 01:14 PM
make little cuts on their body and throw them into a shark infested ocean...

MrsM
02-26-2011, 03:54 PM
Covered in the urine of a mare in heat - then tied naked to a bench in a pen of stallions

Max
02-26-2011, 05:48 PM
make them wear a justin beiber mask, and then set loose inside a crowded shopping mall full of teenaged girls.

Dr Death
02-26-2011, 06:49 PM
Cut off their head with a wire brush!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31N%2BJD1oV1L.jpg

The Monk
02-28-2011, 04:41 AM
Shit in a paper bag, douse it in a bit of petrol, put it on their doorstep, ring the bell and light the bag....when they open the door, see the burning bag, they'll try and stamp it out and the flames will engulf them......(without putting too much thought into it......)

Noilly Pratt
02-28-2011, 04:16 PM
(remind me to send you a Christmas Card, Monk!)

By playing Kenny G.....backwards! AAAHHHH!!! :D

redred
02-28-2011, 05:45 PM
dutch oven after a night on the beer

Godfather
03-01-2011, 05:13 AM
Hire a stripped to suffocate them with boobies

Hal-9000
03-01-2011, 05:20 AM
Make them watch Twilight...twice


:|

Godfather
03-01-2011, 05:22 AM
:( You're a mean, mean person



Drown them in a giant slurpee

Foxdana
03-01-2011, 10:07 AM
Via guillotine, the paper one, starting with ears

Hal-9000
03-01-2011, 09:42 PM
A waterslide made entirely of razor blades that empties into a pool of lemon juice

Godfather
03-01-2011, 11:27 PM
Ils seront suspendus devant leurs aimes

MrsM
03-03-2011, 04:41 PM
tattoo "i'm a DEA agent" on his forehead and send him to Mexico

redred
03-03-2011, 05:46 PM
tied up and forced to watch hal's sock dance

Noilly Pratt
03-03-2011, 07:35 PM
By reading this biography in its entirety as if it were on Masterpiece Theatre...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-2O_gdYZo

MrsM
03-06-2011, 06:35 PM
Naked in a deep freeze - with throwing buckets of water on them every 10 mins

Hal-9000
03-06-2011, 08:02 PM
Sew up all body orifices except one and then inflate them with helium until their nipples blow off

MrsM
03-06-2011, 08:05 PM
Deli slicer starting feet first

Hal-9000
03-06-2011, 08:24 PM
Make them listen to a 5 hour dissertation on quantum entanglement...when particles decay into other particles, these decays must obey the various conservation laws. As a result, pairs of particles can be generated that are required to be in certain quantum states. For ease of understanding, consider the situation where a pair of these particles are created... having a two-state spin and one must be spin up and the other must be spin down. As described in the introduction.. these two particles can now be called entangled since you cannot fully describe one particle without mentioning the other. This type of entangled pair where the particles always have opposite spin is known as the spin anti-correlated case... and if the probabilities for measuring each spin are equal, you have the singlet state.

wait...I find that interesting :lol: :lol:

Godfather
03-07-2011, 08:03 AM
derail a train through their living room

Websponge
03-09-2011, 09:45 PM
death by sex!

samarchepas
03-09-2011, 09:52 PM
Hidden blade to the neck.

Websponge
03-09-2011, 09:53 PM
hey!!

drown in a vat of snot!

samarchepas
03-09-2011, 10:21 PM
eww

throwing knives to the face

Foxdana
03-09-2011, 11:36 PM
Tie steaks to them and through them into the lion enclosure

Max
03-10-2011, 12:00 AM
lock them in a room and pump endless Barry Manilow music through speakers

lost in melb.
03-10-2011, 12:05 AM
Handcuff him to a german moderator for a year ;)

Foxdana
03-18-2011, 12:07 AM
Death by broomstick! How, its up to you!!

Hal-9000
03-18-2011, 01:01 AM
lock them in a room and pump endless Barry Manilow music through speakers

you horrible bastard







Catapult them into North Korea tied up and have a ghetto blaster strapped to them blaring out Randy Newman's song Short People

Max
03-19-2011, 01:41 AM
make them change Rosanne Barr's adult diaper for a week

MrsM
03-19-2011, 06:28 PM
drown in a bucket of hot sauce

Max
03-19-2011, 11:24 PM
throw them under a combine blade

pepo
04-08-2011, 02:23 AM
fill his testacles w/ candys, paint pretty colors, spin him round & give 3 blind kids big clubs and sing <happy birthday>

Foxdana
04-08-2011, 10:56 AM
put them in a locked room with my boss and a hacksaw blade, they'll kill themselves in no time to get away

St. George
04-08-2011, 11:40 AM
Cover their head with a plastic bag. Design it so that whilst it is sealed air can easily flow into the bag so as not to kill the person too quickly. Attach an inlet tube to the bag at one end and the other to Mr Methane's nether regions and get him to practice the latest version of his act.

redred
04-08-2011, 02:11 PM
send them to swim in the sea off Japan's east coast with the 3 eyed fish's

MrsM
04-08-2011, 03:59 PM
tie a half burnt Quran around his neck and drop him off in Afghanistan

RBP
04-30-2011, 06:20 PM
Headshot!

MrsM
05-02-2011, 01:27 AM
Death by cheeze grater

Fodster
05-02-2011, 02:31 AM
death by tooth pick in the eye

MrsM
05-26-2011, 05:22 PM
Claw hammer - starting with the toes and working my way up

Yt Trash
05-27-2011, 11:07 AM
Push off a tall building

Muddy
05-27-2011, 03:41 PM
I'd fart on them until they asphyxiated..

MrsM
05-28-2011, 01:26 AM
Wood chipper

DemonGeminiX
06-21-2011, 06:45 AM
Beat her to death with a frozen sausage

MrsM
06-21-2011, 02:53 PM
Bang -Head Shot!