Man in Virginia Uses Cable To Decapitate Self After Argument With Ex-Wife

[PorkChopSandwiches]

A divorced man decapitated himself with a cable in Virginia on Tuesday after getting into a dispute with his ex-wife, authorities said.

Police arrived at the home in Yorktown after receiving a call about a domestic dispute around 10 a.m., according to the Virginia Gazette.

They were talking with the ex-wife when a deputy saw a white Ford Explorer towing a utility trailer. The trailer was on fire, and a man identified as her ex-husband was behind the wheel.

Firefighters arrived, and authorities attempted to get the man to exit the SUV. That's when they noticed a cable tied to a nearby tree was wrapped around his neck.

Officers pleaded with the man to surrender, but instead he hit the gas. He was pulled from the car, and his head was yanked clean off his body. The vehicle continued moving for about 150 yards.

"Nobody has ever heard of anything like this," Sheriff Danny Diggs said, according to The Associated Press. "It's a really bizarre incident."

Authorities did not release the man's name because his death was ruled a suicide.

Originally from Chicago, the man had spent the night with his ex-wife and got into an altercation with her that morning, police said.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He didn't have to lose his head over it :rolleyes:





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[PorkChopSandwiches]

hahahahahaha

[Noilly Pratt]

So you light your trailer on fire, tie a cable around your neck, then tie the cable around a tree, then accelerate? Heady stuff! :facepalm:

Inventive. Why the blazing trailer I wonder?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

so that bitch couldnt have it :lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

I thought I saw "White Ford Bronco" instead of "White Ford Explorer"...OJ? :D

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup:

[Hal-9000]

"ruled as a suicide"

intrepid on the scene analysis by the cops :tup:

[RBP]

I'd wanna off myself if I slept with my ex-wife *shudder*

[Hal-9000]

I was ok with it



























:lol:

[minz]

So you light your trailer on fire, tie a cable around your neck, then tie the cable around a tree, then accelerate? Heady stuff! :facepalm:

Inventive. Why the blazing trailer I wonder?

A girl I worked with had a friend of hers do just this, sad story but then she finished it off by saying he decafinated himself, I couldnt stand up for laughing, but nobody else seemed to get what I was laughing at, and I just couldnt speak, tears of laughter rolling down my face, I was so in the dog house for that. :rofl:

[RBP]

Have at it man... caveat emptor my friend.

[Hal-9000]

A girl I worked with had a friend of hers do just this, sad story but then she finished it off by saying he decaffeinated himself, I couldnt stand up for laughing, but nobody else seemed to get what I was laughing at, and I just couldnt speak, tears of laughter rolling down my face, I was so in the dog house for that. :rofl:

decaffeinated...that can be a very dangerous situation! :rofl:

[Hal-9000]

Have at it man... caveat emptor my friend.

Are you kidding...I would never till another man's garden :hand:
even if you haven't planted a seed in there for over 5 years :lol:


yucky...just thinking of you in there ruins it

[RBP]

Are you kidding...I would never till another man's garden :hand:
even if you haven't planted a seed in there for over 5 years :lol:

yucky...just thinking of you in there ruins it

We're both get ill thinking about it. :lol:

[minz]

decaffeinated...that can be a very dangerous situation! :rofl:

We were all lecturers so you can imagine the looks of distain I got until they realised what I was laughing at. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

We're both get ill thinking about it. :lol:

I'd be hitting her in the pooper and in a moment of passion she'd call out - RRRRBEEEEEPEEEEEE!

and that would make me limp :|

[RBP]

So you're not repulsed by the idea of banging my ex wife - in the ass mind you - as long as she screams the right name. got it.

And she would have no idea who RBP is anyway :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Good thing he didn't have satellite :-k










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[Hal-9000]

So you're not repulsed by the idea of banging my ex wife - in the ass mind you - as long as she screams the right name. got it.

And she would have no idea who RBP is anyway :lol:

You know I meant your real name when I said RBP.....

Horatio :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Good thing he didn't have satellite :-k










:dance:

that took me a moment :lol: :lol:

[minz]

*sound of the penny dropping* :lol:

[Hal-9000]

from anal sex with a member's ex wife to thread content in 2 seconds...that's quite the leap :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

that took me a moment :lol: :lol:

8-)

[deebakes]

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