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Teh One Who Knocks
08-31-2011, 04:16 PM
Written by Jennifer Edwards Baker - Cincinnati Enquirer


HAMILTON - A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to Hamilton police.

Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was arrested at his Harmon Avenue home early Sunday after he was spotted in the act in an alley in the 1800 block of Howell Avenue behind a residence, a police report shows.

A male witness, who owns the raft and lives in the home near the alley, told Hamilton Police Officer William Thacker he shouted at the suspect to stop.

Tobergta took the raft and fled, the report states.

When police caught up with him, he admitted to the crime and begged for help, according to police.

"Defendant advised officers that he was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help and please don't send him to prison but send him somewhere to get help," the report reads.

Tobergta, who remains at the Hamilton city jail, had been arrested at least five times for similar offenses, most recently in 2008, Hamilton Municipal Court records state.

Tobergta’s grandmother, Linda Tobergta, cried as she explained to a reporter Wednesday how the family has tried to seek mental care for her grandson over the years, to no avail. He suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and has abused his medication in the past, she said.

“He has a lot of mental problems and he’s always had a fascination for plastic,” she said. “That’s just it. That’s all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It’s like nobody cares.”

DemonGeminiX
08-31-2011, 04:19 PM
:-s

Guess he couldn't afford the blowup doll.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-31-2011, 04:20 PM
I fucked my hand once

DemonGeminiX
08-31-2011, 04:21 PM
Is it the hand you hold out to shake hands with?

:-s

PorkChopSandwiches
08-31-2011, 04:23 PM
absolutely, nice to meet you *extends hand*

DemonGeminiX
08-31-2011, 04:27 PM
:hand:

I ain't touchin' that sweaty palm with a ten foot pole... but I bet that thought gives you tons of satisfaction when dealing with work colleagues.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-31-2011, 04:29 PM
Hahahaha

Noilly Pratt
08-31-2011, 04:29 PM
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.... :D

"He had a fascination for plastic" -- get a woman who's willing to dress in latex.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-31-2011, 05:05 PM
Is it the hand you hold out to shake hands with?

:-s

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Hal-9000
08-31-2011, 05:30 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/2hnula1.png

:lol:

Hal-9000
08-31-2011, 05:30 PM
A River Runs Through It?

JoeyB
08-31-2011, 09:47 PM
I wonder if I can get an inflatable pool raft at Wal-mart?



Date night...it's on!

deebakes
08-31-2011, 09:51 PM
:wank: