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Teh One Who Knocks
09-01-2011, 12:28 AM
Us Weekly


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Pint-sized perfumer!

The latest star to jump on the celeb fragrance bandwagon is Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, who is planning on expanding her entrepreneurial resume of slippers, sunglasses and a book with a new scent.

When rumors hit last month, fans of the Jersey Shore housemate began speculating if the juice would smell like her beloved snack, pickles. And being that Snooki, 23, is pretty much down for anything, she tried it out.

"[It] smelled like pickles and grass and it was just gross," Snooki told Jay Leno about experimenting with the unique concoction on the Tonight Show Tuesday.

No word on what the final notes will be, but the ultra-bronzed star ensures that the perfume will be "flirty and bubbly, you know, like my personality, and obviously something DTF."

But the well-known acronym threw Leno (and guest Jeff Bridges) off, and Snooki had to come to the rescue to explain.

"[It means] "down to fuck," she said.

Hal-9000
09-01-2011, 12:53 AM
I imagine a female pig lifting her hind leg and spraying the favorite corner of the pigpen..

RBP
09-01-2011, 12:58 AM
I don't care for this snooki person.

Hal-9000
09-01-2011, 01:06 AM
Most would be honored to be on Leno...she sluts it up and makes it sexual.Pig-sexual

Griffin
09-01-2011, 01:12 AM
Starman should've dropped one of his silver balls into her cappuccino. That would have scent her DTF.

RBP
09-01-2011, 01:12 AM
Are you writing a manifesto about how whores are ruining everything?

Muddy
09-01-2011, 01:47 AM
Starman should've dropped one of his silver balls into her cappuccino. That would have scent her DTF.

Excellent... :lol:

Godfather
09-01-2011, 02:38 AM
Dirty Tubgirl Farts?

PorkChopSandwiches
09-01-2011, 02:45 AM
I imagine a female pig lifting her hind leg and spraying the favorite corner of the pigpen..

That's my wife ur talking aboot

deebakes
09-01-2011, 04:24 AM
That's my wife ur talking aboot

and i know she is dtf for sure :tup:

JoeyB
09-01-2011, 05:42 AM
I didn't know what DTF meant either.

Noilly Pratt
09-01-2011, 04:07 PM
Are you writing a manifesto about how whores are ruining everything?
The whores write it themselves when they appear on Leno.

I thought it might have been "Date The Fugly" :D You know, when a nice guy decides to detour into Skankytown 'cause he wants more danger in his life...

Muddy
09-01-2011, 04:09 PM
Without whores we would have no pron...

PorkChopSandwiches
09-01-2011, 04:10 PM
and i know she is dtf for sure :tup:

:tup: