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Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:24 AM
As some of you know, I work at a secret underground facility in South Dakota.We warehouse mysterious and dangerous artifacts, to help protect the general public at large.


I was bored so I looked through my work desk.If you like, post some pictures of stuff you keep in your work desk :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2011, 01:26 AM
I'll take pix tomorrow :dance2:

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:26 AM
This is my birthday tiara and scepter.On the day of your birthday you have to wear the tiara all day at work.

and the tiara lights up :face:




http://i.imgur.com/rfK8e.jpg

Loser
09-02-2011, 01:27 AM
:lol: My desk contains items I carry daily, other then that random cup or crossword book.

I'll try to get a pic tomorrow

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:28 AM
This is my Mistletoe Belt.You wear it around your waist at Christmas time and then try and catch a girl under it :thumbsup:




http://i.imgur.com/mahem.jpg

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:30 AM
This is an actual small box of cereal that a coworker gave me :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/Hj7HU.jpg

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:32 AM
Same girl sent me some nice chocolates and a maxi pad in the interoffice mail one day...I was being a bitch :lol:
Check out what she wrote


http://i.imgur.com/HOsLK.jpg

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:33 AM
My 30 inch katana! :face:

It's made of the best plastic, folded 100 times for incredible tensile strength.



http://i.imgur.com/hXBQx.jpg

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:35 AM
This is a pen.With a pink poodle and fuzzy stuff around the top.

don't ask ...:lol:




http://i.imgur.com/A4EyR.jpg

KevinD
09-02-2011, 01:35 AM
I'm not at my desk often enough for things to accumulate. I do however find strange and interesting things there when I come back from long trips...I've even found that I no longer have a desk (twice now) lol

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:38 AM
:lol:

KevinD
09-02-2011, 01:47 AM
It's funny in a way, but then again, not really. Last time it happened was when I came back from Malaysia this last time...I went and sat in my boss's office for a week until he got me a new desk, lol

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:49 AM
I've posted a pic of myself with really long hair.One day I get to work (it was my birthday) and I saw probably 100 photocopies of the picture everywhere in our building :lol:
I was wearing my hair quite short at the time, above my ears... so people were in shock when they saw the picture

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2011, 01:52 AM
I don't have any cool things like that at my desk :sad2:

deebakes
09-02-2011, 01:52 AM
i have that same fleshlight :tup:

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 01:54 AM
I don't have any cool things like that at my desk :sad2:

I have work stuff too....but that's boring :|

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2011, 02:02 AM
My desk is pretty boring :(

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 02:07 AM
You probably get paid real money though...you have to have an adult desk for appearances.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-02-2011, 02:15 AM
Unfortunately :(

Southern Belle
09-02-2011, 02:18 AM
I don't have a desk any more:(

Hal-9000
09-02-2011, 02:20 AM
oooooh in the katana picture you can see my lovely gray cinder-block wall motif...our company spares no expense! :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
09-02-2011, 04:11 AM
I just have Dees fleshlight too :( But send it back and forth on fedex overnight so nobody is to lonely

JoeyB
09-02-2011, 04:38 AM
I'm not at my desk often enough for things to accumulate. I do however find strange and interesting things there when I come back from long trips...I've even found that I no longer have a desk (twice now) lol

That may be your company trying to give you a hint...


I went and sat in my boss's office for a week until he got me a new desk, lol

Hmm...you should go and sit in his car for a week and see what happens...

Godfather
09-02-2011, 07:17 AM
Neat idea. I'll take pics tomorrow :D

Godfather
09-02-2011, 07:37 AM
Ever just need to take your rage out on your desk? :lol:

http://i56.tinypic.com/ao3wd2.png

redred
09-02-2011, 07:47 AM
i have a laptop :sad2: do you want a picture of my knees?

Goofy
09-02-2011, 11:58 AM
I could take a picture of my toolbox :-k























That's not a euphemism :nono:

SmoothBob
09-03-2011, 09:28 AM
Where i work if i took out my phone i'd be fired, immediately! :shock: