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DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 02:20 PM
Just knocked on my door and, when I answered it, told me that they wanted to share the bible with me.








I asked them "why?"

redred
02-19-2011, 02:22 PM
:lol:

RBP
02-19-2011, 02:22 PM
I wish two ladies would show up and offer to get to know me in the biblical sense. ;)

were they hot?

DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 02:23 PM
I wish two ladies would show up and offer to get to know me in the biblical sense. ;)

were they hot?

Not exactly.

:|

RBP
02-19-2011, 02:25 PM
See the bible people don't get it. They need to send hot people out to sell it.

Admit it, if two hot babes showed up you would have invited them in.

DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 02:26 PM
See the bible people don't get it. They need to send hot people out to sell it.

Admit it, if two hot babes showed up you would have invited them in.

If I knew they were gonna be hot, I would've answered the door naked.

:mrgreen:

Vixen
02-19-2011, 02:27 PM
:lol: :lol:

RBP
02-19-2011, 02:28 PM
:lol: pervert!

Vixen
02-19-2011, 02:29 PM
well I s'pose he's gotta get it where and when he can :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-19-2011, 02:29 PM
See the bible people don't get it. They need to send hot people out to sell it.

Admit it, if two hot babes showed up you would have invited them in.

The Jehova's Witnesses that come around here always send hot chicks, they always look to be between 18 and 25....but then when you open the door, there's some dude that was standing off to the side that you couldn't see thru the peephole :|

DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 02:30 PM
:lol: pervert!

I would've said, "Look what gift God has bestowed on me! Guess what He wants the both of you to do with it?"


:demon:

beowulf
02-19-2011, 02:34 PM
If I knew they were gonna be hot, I would've answered the door naked.

:mrgreen:

http://i51.tinypic.com/5lccjn.jpg

DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 02:34 PM
well I s'pose he's gotta get it where and when he can :lol:

:nono:

You've never seen what I can get.




Or at least what I used to get.

8-[


The Jehova's Witnesses that come around here always send hot chicks, they always look to be between 18 and 25....but then when you open the door, there's some dude that was standing off to the side that you couldn't see thru the peephole :|

You should tell them that what they're doing is very deceptive and God told you to tell them to stop.

:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-19-2011, 02:35 PM
I would've said, "Look what gift God has bestowed on me! Guess what He wants the both of you to do with it?"


:demon:

So they were carrying magnifying glasses? :-k


































:banana:

RBP
02-19-2011, 02:36 PM
The Jehova's Witnesses that come around here always send hot chicks, they always look to be between 18 and 25....but then when you open the door, there's some dude that was standing off to the side that you couldn't see thru the peephole :|

Bastards! False advertising!

http://i.imgur.com/IsUGn.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
02-19-2011, 02:37 PM
You should tell them that what they're doing is very deceptive and God told you to tell them to stop.

:lol:


Bastards! False advertising!

http://i.imgur.com/IsUGn.jpg

I know, right?

:sad2:

RBP
02-19-2011, 02:37 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/5lccjn.jpg

:lol: :lol:

Hal-9000
02-19-2011, 08:11 PM
I got a story! :lol:

Back in the day my folks used to have a cabin and they went there every weekend during the summer.
My friends would descend on our house for the entire weekend and we'd party our brains out..sleepovers, the works.

One Saturday afternoon I had probably 5 girls and 8 guys over.The doorbell rings and I see 2 hot chicks in dresses out on the step.
Turns out they were from The God Squad (I can say that, I'm Christian :lol:) and I invited them in.

We were drinking beer, smoking weed, doing hot knife tokes of hash off of the stove, had the loud tunes going and I was wearing my robe...

Girls lasted upwards of 3 minutes and then left :lol:

Vixen
02-19-2011, 08:13 PM
are you sure you don't mean YOU lasted 3mins before they left? :lol:

Hal-9000
02-19-2011, 08:15 PM
I was trying to hit on one of them...they were quite attractive :lol:

DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 08:16 PM
are you sure you don't mean YOU lasted 3mins before they left? :lol:

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/friday-damn.jpg

Noilly Pratt
02-20-2011, 04:00 AM
Hal - the church lady says "Isn't that special -- someone's on the expressway to hell aren't they?

http://i55.tinypic.com/20s6crk.jpg

:D :D

The Monk
02-28-2011, 03:58 AM
Just knocked on my door and, when I answered it, told me that they wanted to share the bible with me.








I asked them "why?"





were you naked.....?

DemonGeminiX
02-28-2011, 04:13 AM
:-s

No.

The Monk
02-28-2011, 05:02 AM
:-s

No.

Maybe you should have been....then see what happens to the bible....:twisted:

Teh One Who Knocks
11-17-2016, 02:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a0la1Mi8CU

RBP
11-17-2016, 05:01 PM
Holy resurrection, Batman.

PorkChopSandwiches
11-17-2016, 05:16 PM
:shock:

DemonGeminiX
11-17-2016, 07:08 PM
I all but forgot about this episode. :lol:

The Monk
12-12-2016, 01:24 AM
Maybe's waiting to see if you're GAY...:?: :lol: