What's the last thing you ate?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I saw an ep of man vs food where he was eating cheesesteak and that shit looked nasty

I've been to philly and had one, they are nasty and sit in you like a rock

[Hal-9000]

nothing, I think my stomach is eating itself right now

try some yogurt...low calories and will help mend the eaten out stomach lining....

[Hal-9000]

eating out....that reminds me, I'm getting into some trouble tonight! :dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I just have to go get something, but I'm far to lazy. If I get up and get in my car, I know it will take me straight home :lol:

[Hal-9000]

that's like me man....I'm on the other side of the city and if I point the car west for any reason, lunch, to go to an off site location..anything...

it's like a magnet that points straight home :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Yeah, plus its dead here today. I don't even now why I'm still sitting here.

[Hal-9000]

I have an electronic time clock and video cameras and a key to lock the place up at night....

that's why I'm sitting here :|

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I can work from home, so I don't need to actually be here.

[Hal-9000]

I can't....the forklift always fucks up the carpet in the basement :|

[Muddy]

I can't....the forklift always fucks up the carpet in the basement :|

Hahahaha..!

[RBP]

pop tarts

[MrsM]

A healthy mix of sunflower seeds, gummy bears and nibs (red)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Veggie Burger with sprouts and tomatoes

[Muddy]

wtf?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Chipotle fried chicken


Veggie Burger with sprouts and tomatoes

:ghey2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

They are tasty as all hell

[Hal-9000]

If you left out the sprouts and slimers (tomatoes) and the veggie burger part, I bet it would be quite good :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

There was also lettuce and spicy mustard on a whole wheat bun

[Hal-9000]

damn...you are takin it to the hoop on this one eh?

well done dude :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They are tasty as all hell

http://i.imgur.com/gvUbs.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:dance:


http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?26976-Vanessa-Hudgens-amp-Ashley-Tisdale-candids-outside-the-Millennium-Dance-Studio-in-Hollywood-%28Feb-2nd-2012%29

[Yt Trash]

Pizza.

[Godfather]

Some home-made trail mix

Girlfriend wouldn't bake me cookies or anything so I mixed chocolate and raisins and nuts and shit in a bowl :lol:

[allsmiles]

Popcorn

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sausage, egg, potato and cheese with green chili breakfast burrito :burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Some Sweet & Hot beef jerky....seems to be more hot than sweet :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Homemade meatball sandwich :burp:

[minz]

A roast chicken dinner, it was yummy. :mrgreen:

[Godfather]

Cottage cheese and baked chips

[Noilly Pratt]

Mexi-Snax's All natural Nacho Chips. Best chips I've tasted and actually half-decent for you - from the health food store.

[golfer]

In & Out yum...

[KevinD]

damned if I know. it looked kinda like chili, but was hot (spicy) as hell and taste like ass.

[Goofy]

damned if I know. it looked kinda like chili, but was hot (spicy) as hell and taste like ass.

You know what ass tastes like? :-k

[redred]

chicken burger with curry mayo ,80 seconds in the microwave job

[Hal-9000]

Stouffer's Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes...

brief aside - Any sort of Salisbury steak dinner is a crap shoot at best.I just had an old school Swanson TV dinner featuring that and it was horrible.


Stouffer's comes through again :shock: It actually tasted very good and resembled real food in places.....I'm impressed.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it the Stouffer's in the orange-ish boxes? Those are all usually pretty decent in my experience.

[Hal-9000]

Yes...and I'm a veteran of the microwavable foods in general.


I'm a little bit impressed.The macaroni dinner has easily 5 times the amount of cheese you find in other dinners and it tastes fatty and filling :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If I buy any kind of frozen meals like that, I usually only get the Stouffer's

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You know what ass tastes like? :-k

Yep :tup:

[Hal-9000]

My coworker uses that expression all the time :lol:

weed, food, beverages....- That tastes like ass!!! :x


:lol: makes me giggle every time

[PorkChopSandwiches]

If you havent tasted ass, then you arent eating pussy right :tup:

[Hal-9000]

indeed :lol:

[Hal-9000]

some ass tastes better than foods that taste like ass :thumbsup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

this is true ;)

[Hal-9000]

3 knuckle exploration always tells the tale...of the tail :thumbsup:

[Richard Cranium]

Jimmy Johns roast beef sub

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Beef tips in gravy with mushroom flavored rice :burp:

[Hal-9000]

some old crumbs off of my coworker's desk that the mice didn't get to yet

:sad2:

[minz]

Toast.

[JoeyB]

some old crumbs off of my coworker's desk that the mice didn't get to yet

:sad2:

Does your coworker know you lick his/her desktop?

[minz]

Does your coworker know you lick his/her desktop?

You know Hal, nothing should surprise you. :lol:

[JoeyB]

You know Hal, nothing should surprise you. :lol:

I'm not surprised. I just wanted to know how cozy this tabletop licking relationship was.

I can see one of his coworkers being a massively sloppy eater, and then leaning back and summoning Hal for a 'clean up on aisle 7'.

[minz]

I'm not surprised. I just wanted to know how cozy this tabletop licking relationship was.

I can see one of his coworkers being a massively sloppy eater, and then leaning back and summoning Hal for a 'clean up on aisle 7'.

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

:hand:

the licking portion of the program was added by Joey, there's only one thing that I lick and it's not desktops

[minz]

:hand:

the licking portion of the program was added by Joey, there's only one thing that I lick and it's not desktops

Windows? :lol:

[golfer]

ate.. 2 parfeits

[allsmiles]

Chicken soup

[RBP]

bagel with a shmear

[golfer]

sea salt and malt vinegar chips...

[Godfather]

Banana muffin

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Roast beef with smoked gouda cheese on fresh white bread with salt & vinegar chips :burp:

[Hal-9000]

everything

[Hal-9000]

http://i42.tinypic.com/9h1bh4.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:doh:

I posted my signature...

[Hal-9000]

and now someone is pushing my BUTTONS!!!!! :x :x



you bastards

[Hal-9000]

I used to be elite....then I took an arrow to the knee :sad2:

[minz]

:doh:

I posted my signature...


and now someone is pushing my BUTTONS!!!!! :x :x



you bastards


I used to be elite....then I took an arrow to the knee :sad2:

:empathy:

[Hal-9000]

first Pony violated my signature and avatar, then Goofy changes stuff...what's next? Lance making my posts for me ffs!!!! :x :x

[Hal-9000]

*Lance voice*

My last movie that I watched was The Notebook :tup:

It was wonderful :)

[minz]

AWE are you feeling picked on Hal? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

not any more :shifty:

[minz]

not any more :shifty:

LMAO so I see :giggle:

[deebakes]

http://i.imgur.com/TZENw.gif

[Hal-9000]

Now that I'm cool and have the buttons of power


LET'S BAN SOMEONE! :cheerlead:


suggestions? :)

[Hal-9000]

boy these mods don't miss a thing over here :lol: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

tasted like a bar of margarine :puke:

[MrsM]

Roast chicken with rice, brocolli, carrots and wine

[DemonGeminiX]

Beef tacos with diced red onion and cilantro.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Onion, tomatoes, bell pepper and garlic pizza

[deebakes]

1/2 lb burger, with fried egg, bacon, cheddar cheese, tomatoes, pickles and onion with chili cheese fries :homer:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That sounds awesome

[deebakes]

it was fuckin' awesome... :yumyum:

[Muddy]

Chicken sausage with roasted red pepper and asiago cheese on a bun with sautéed green peppers and onions and spicy mustard.

[allsmiles]

My last dose of antibiotics.

[Cactus]

some almonds

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Peppered turkey and smoked gouda on white with ranch dressing

[Goofy]

T-bone steak with salt :burp: It was epic! Had a few onion rings with it but that was all that was required :lol:

[MrsM]

Ribs, corn on the cob and mashed potatoes

[RBP]

Hey I had Ribs too! :)

But with cheesy mashed taters.

[Muddy]

I had crock pot BBQ pork chops...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Old Fashion donut

[Muddy]

A glazed donut from a local business..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ham, egg, potato, and cheese breakfast burrito

[allsmiles]

leftover backroads ham and potato casserole

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ham steak with cheesy baked hash browns :burp:


And I think I ate too much :|

[allsmiles]

Mom's homemade lasagna with salad and red velvet cake and frozen custard for dessert. She did a good job.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lamb chops with butter and herb noodles

[RBP]

Lamb chops with butter and herb noodles

:drool:

I had l/o ravioli and meatballs

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lamb rocks :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

Maple and Walnut chicken thighs with Asiago Cheese and apple rice.

[allsmiles]

Fresh cherries.

[Yt Trash]

Subway BLT foot long.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Honey BBQ wings and fries :burp:

[minz]

KFC :)

[Hal-9000]

KFC :)

killed fucking chickens FTW :dance:

[Muddy]

Honey BBQ wings and fries :burp:

Where'd Joo get them from?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where'd Joo get them from?

The grocery store....their hot wings are awesome, but these were kind of a let down. Sauce was very bland.

[Muddy]

The grocery store....their hot wings are awesome, but these were kind of a let down. Sauce was very bland.

I'm more of a spicy or tangy wing guy...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm more of a spicy or tangy wing guy...

I would have preferred the hot wings, but they didn't have any out, just the honey BBQ and teriyaki...and the teriyaki wings aren't that great either

[Muddy]

I would have preferred the hot wings, but they didn't have any out, just the honey BBQ and teriyaki...and the teriyaki wings aren't that great either

Whole foods has some nice ass wings.. Dry rubbed and BBQ..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Buffalo ribeye, extra rare with herb and butter rice :burp:

[minz]

Buffalo ribeye, extra rare with herb and butter rice :burp:

Extra rare, does that mean it's still breathing? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Extra rare, does that mean it's still breathing? :lol:

Still cool-ish in the middle and a nice dark red color :tup:

[golfer]

subway $5 italian sub...

[Hugh_Janus]

Still cool-ish in the middle and a nice dark red color :tup:
which one?

http://www.colinmcnulty.com/blog/images/cook-a-steak-blue-rare-medium-welldone.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Somewhere between the first two

[Hugh_Janus]

yum yum

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The only way to eat steak...once it gets beyond rare, it's burned

[Hugh_Janus]

I wouldn't go that far, but it is spoiled and will need some sort of sauce to go with it. If its cooked past medium though, then its ruined.

I remember seeing some restaurant thing with gordon ramsey where celebrities were the cooks in an actual kitchen and some "nobody" celeb asked for a well done steak.... he went mental and refused her order :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

Veal parm with rigatoni and marinara.. almost taste as good as baby seal.

[Godfather]

Pizza dough is rising, pizza sauce just came off the stove, toppings are prepped. Oh man, this is going to be the best home-made pizza I've ever done :mrgreen:

[RBP]

pot roast with taters/carrots/onions

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ground beef, egg, and potato with green chili breakfast burrito

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Turkey sandwich

[minz]

Toast, cant be bothered cooking just for me. :sad2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Lemon Chicken with rice and cabbage

[MrsM]

Subway sub - cold cut combo

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Roast pork with gravy and steamed white rice

[Muddy]

Lemon Chicken with rice and cabbage

How much you weighing these days?

[allsmiles]

Cherry gummies.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ground beef, egg, and potato with green chili breakfast burrito

Another one of these ^^

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Baked chicken with mushroom rice

[minz]

Lance, why are you not the size of a truck given what you eat? If I ate half that I would look like the back end of a bus :huh:

[Richard Cranium]

chocolate pudding

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance, why are you not the size of a truck given what you eat? If I ate half that I would look like the back end of a bus :huh:

Because I don't eat 20 lbs of food when I sit down to eat? :-s

[Godfather]

Spaghetti Squash and pasta sauce with a spinach salad. Really healthy but SO good

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pot roast with carrots, potatoes, and gravy :burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mesquite turkey and swiss with ranch dressing on fresh wheat bread

[Godfather]

banana

[redred]

pickled egg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hot wings

[DemonGeminiX]

I went to Ruby Tuesdays. Had a salad from their salad bar, some mozzarella sticks, a parmesan chicken penne pasta dish (they used swiss cheese on the chicken when they should have used provolone instead, and they skimped on the marinara sauce). It was ok, but that's how I generally feel about Ruby Tuesdays... it's usually just ok.

[Richard Cranium]

2 hotdogs

[Hal-9000]

I want some Pattycakes :(

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Chicken, rice and cabbage

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A ginormous freaking t-bone, extra rare :burp:

[Muddy]

You fcuker...

[Muddy]

I went to Ruby Tuesdays. Had a salad from their salad bar, some mozzarella sticks, a parmesan chicken penne pasta dish (they used swiss cheese on the chicken when they should have used provolone instead, and they skimped on the marinara sauce). It was ok, but that's how I generally feel about Ruby Tuesdays... it's usually just ok.

Dude their salad bar is the bomb!

[DemonGeminiX]

Dude their salad bar is the bomb!

I can never determine what's what with respect to their salad dressings. Why the hell can they not just label shit and make it easier on everybody?


Anyway, I went to a local place tonight and grabbed an angus beef burger with cheese and bacon, medium rare. Damn, that thing was juicy.

[Richard Cranium]

A ginormous freaking t-bone, extra rare :burp:

This, but not the same one.

[golfer]

andes mints and pasta

[RBP]

almond bear claw

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Chipotle fried chicken

[Hal-9000]

12 inch roast beef sub from Subway with extra cheese and crap


*I ain't no Jared :hand:

[minz]

Cereal with warm milk.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[minz]

It was yummy :)

[Hal-9000]

Cereal with warm milk.

warm?

straight from the teet??? :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Warm milk is fucking NASTY

[minz]

warm?

straight from the teet??? :face:

I know I live in the arse end of nowhere, but even I wouldn't go that far :lol: I nuked it in the microwave :)

[minz]

Warm milk is fucking NASTY

I cant drink cold milk it's gross

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I cant drink cold milk it's gross

:nuts:

[DemonGeminiX]

Tilapia filet

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Fantastic blue cheese burger and steak fries with a new castle

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tombstone pizza

[redred]

i think i may have forgot to eat today:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[redred]

i know

[Richard Cranium]

Homemade chicken tortellini soup

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/MIgTv.jpg

[Richard Cranium]

did you pack it yourself? ;-)

[redred]

no that hurts:lol:

[Richard Cranium]

:mrgreen:

[Fodster]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2367/1786142749_76d742a24c.jpg

[RBP]

sushi :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Rare ribye steak with parmesan garlic noodles :burp:

[Albert8100]

Pizza with coke...
I love pizza....Ymmmm!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Homemade mac & cheese

[Muddy]

Baked herb chicken wings..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice and rare NY Strip steak with steak fajita flavored rice :burp:

[Muddy]

That burping emoticon is vile...

[Hugh_Janus]

double whopper with cheese, no gherkin no mayo.... first fast food burger in like 10 years.... it was surprisingly tasty

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pork steak with mashed potatoes :burp:


Burp smiley used just for Muddy :dance:

[Muddy]

Godamma!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Canned spaghetti :yumyum:

[Hal-9000]

Alpha-Ghetti! :)



J/k

[minz]

Pancakes then apple crumble :)

[Hal-9000]

Do you put butter and syrup on your pancakes Minz?


(pancakes the FOOD I mean :lol:)

[minz]

Do you put butter and syrup on your pancakes Minz?


(pancakes the FOOD I mean :lol:)

Sugar or lemon I dont like syrup :lol:

[minz]

Do you put butter and syrup on your pancakes Minz?


(pancakes the FOOD I mean :lol:)

Sugar or lemon I dont like syrup :lol:

[Hal-9000]

yes syrup makes the naughty bits a little sticky :lol:

[minz]

yes syrup makes the naughty bits a little sticky :lol:

Hmmm, I prefer chocolate sauce for that :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Alpha-Ghetti! :)



J/k

Chef Boy-Ar-Dee :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Hmmm, I prefer chocolate sauce for that :lol:

I like getting out a big tarp and using lasagna for food sex...hey, if you're going to do it, do it right :thumbsup:

[minz]

I like getting out a big tarp and using lasagna for food sex...hey, if you're going to do it, do it right :thumbsup:

I dont like Lasagna and I have no idea what a tarp is :huh:

[Hal-9000]

A tarp is a large sheet, usually made of canvas or plastic that workers use to prevent messes when they're working....

eg painters

[minz]

Ah I know what that is now :lol:

[Hal-9000]

hal = romance

[minz]

hal = romance

Hmmmm, not sure a bout the romance bit but it does sound like fun. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dont like Lasagna and I have no idea what a tarp is :huh:

http://i.imgur.com/kTFnb.jpg

[Hal-9000]

timely :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ground beef, egg, and potato with green chili breakfast burrito :burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Breakfast burrito :burp:

[minz]

The most god awful cheese sammich you have ever tasted Yuck it was nasty:meh: But I was hungry :huh:

[Hal-9000]

monkeybutt and a few peanuts on the side..:yumyum:

[Muddy]

Wendys double with cheese.. :d

[Hal-9000]

2 oatmeal cookies, 2 yogurts, 1 mac n cheese


:x fuck this Spartacus diet I'm getting food tonight!!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Some beef jerkey and a handful of cashews

[Muddy]

Bw3's

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Cheese Burger Animal Style

[Muddy]

12 wings, 6 parmesan garlic, 6 dry rub hot.

[Jezter]

Smoothly peppered chicken breasts with rice+barley mixture.

[Muddy]

gross

[Hal-9000]

Subway NON-veggie sub and chicken noodle soup :thumbsup:

[Dr Death]

Just got finished eating a roast beef sandwich from Arby's and came across this story during the meal! lol

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/17/ryan-hart-michigan-teen-finger-arbys-sandwich_n_1524129.html?1337273669&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

[Hal-9000]

Just got finished eating a roast beef sandwich from Arby's and came across this story during the meal! lol

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/17/ryan-hart-michigan-teen-finger-arbys-sandwich_n_1524129.html?1337273669&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

did they charge you for the combo? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Extra rare ribeye steak with garlic noodles :burp:

[Hal-9000]

did ya threaten the steak with a lighter Lance? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I put it near the stove for a few minutes :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

shone a flashlight down upon it... :lol:

[RBP]

Tuna salad, tomato mozzarella, and some watermelon

[Muddy]

Nagger..

[Hal-9000]

Nagger..

'scuse me? :shock:

[Muddy]

'scuse me? :shock:

Dave Chappell skit..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://oi49.tinypic.com/27dp1.jpg

Yellow tail with jalepeno delicious

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Dave Chappell skit..
South park

http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/5/56/SPWATJJ1.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maple ham and swiss on fresh wheat with chips

[Fodster]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS87bNoH58gnng9saCuEdEctagIOq9Y0 1rVtChBaB_WGuu0nkFYyA

[DemonGeminiX]

Had breakfast over at the Cracker Barrel: French toast with maple syrup, scrambled eggs with Colby cheese, and bacon.

[Muddy]

http://oi49.tinypic.com/27dp1.jpg

Yellow tail with jalepeno delicious

That doesn't appeal to me..

[DemonGeminiX]

Roast beef w/ Worcestershire sauce, brown rice, broccoli, salad, apple sauce, and dinner rolls.

[Hugh_Janus]

a slice of ham in a hotdog bun.... living the high life :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Beef burrito smothered with green chili and cheese

[Muddy]

Chkn Philly

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Spicy garlic pork with white rice

[Muddy]

Yard bird

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That doesn't appeal to me..

Sushi at all or that plate?If you like sushi yellow tail is the best :tup:

[Muddy]

That plate.. I'm sorry.. If I were there it would probably be more appealing.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

It was soooo tasty, I'll buy you one when you come out

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I grew up by the ocean and I LOVE seafood, but I just can't do sushi

[Hal-9000]

It was soooo tasty, I'll buy you one when you come out

fookin hipster west coasters.....COOK that shit! :x

[Acid Trip]

fookin hipster west coasters.....COOK that shit! :x

Word. Cooking > Raw

[Hal-9000]

fish is nasty at the best of times...smells too fishy :hand:

I like shrimp, lobster, crab...all of the crustaceans. Things like trout, bass, salmon...sushi bring up the gag reflex in my throat

[Jezter]

fish is nasty at the best of times...smells too fishy :hand:

Things like trout, bass, salmon...sushi bring up the gag reflex in my throat
:overkill:

[Hal-9000]

I like escargot if cooked in garlic butter sauce :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

fish is nasty at the best of times...smells too fishy :hand:

I like shrimp, lobster, crab...all of the crustaceans. Things like trout, bass, salmon...sushi bring up the gag reflex in my throat

Yellow tail doesnt smell like fish

[Muddy]

It was soooo tasty, I'll buy you one when you come out

Right on!

I'm having a Jersey Mikes tuna sub w/ jalapenos now..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I like escargot if cooked in garlic butter sauce :)

You don't like fish but you'll eat snails? :-s

:nuts:

[Hal-9000]

You don't like fish but you'll eat snails? :-s

:nuts:

:slap:


I'll eat crustaceans but not vagina-fish :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

Lasagna w/ meat sauce. Italian salad. Garlic bread.