Teh One Who Knocks
09-13-2011, 12:35 AM
By SIMON DEAN - The Sunday Sport
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AN itty-bitty porn star who hit the big time as a Gordon Ramsay lookalike has been found dead in a BADGER’S SETT!
Last week, Sunday Sport revealed how diddy Percy Foster, 35 –– who is the spit of the foul-mouthed TV chef –– was appearing in adult movies.
But with the world at his feet and producers beating a path to his door, it’s all over for pint-sized Percy.
His tiny corpse was found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.
Burrow
And expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow.
Sources close to the investigation said Percy was clothed but parts of his corpse had been “partially gnawed” by animals.
It is not yet clear how Percy died, though suicide has not been ruled out. Movie producer Dexter Yamunkeh said: “Percy was a little guy with big problems.
“He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business.”
A friend of Gordon Ramsay said he had not “f*cking heard” about tragic Percy’s death. An inquest has been opened and adjourned.
http://i.imgur.com/vXPtG.jpg
AN itty-bitty porn star who hit the big time as a Gordon Ramsay lookalike has been found dead in a BADGER’S SETT!
Last week, Sunday Sport revealed how diddy Percy Foster, 35 –– who is the spit of the foul-mouthed TV chef –– was appearing in adult movies.
But with the world at his feet and producers beating a path to his door, it’s all over for pint-sized Percy.
His tiny corpse was found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.
Burrow
And expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow.
Sources close to the investigation said Percy was clothed but parts of his corpse had been “partially gnawed” by animals.
It is not yet clear how Percy died, though suicide has not been ruled out. Movie producer Dexter Yamunkeh said: “Percy was a little guy with big problems.
“He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business.”
A friend of Gordon Ramsay said he had not “f*cking heard” about tragic Percy’s death. An inquest has been opened and adjourned.