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Teh One Who Knocks
09-16-2011, 06:44 PM
By Alan Cross - Music Blogger


If you read that headline and immediately thought "WTF?" then join the club.

You might remember the story from last month where four people died when a festival tent at Pukkelpop in Belgium collapsed during a severe thunderstorm.

Naturally, the festival organizers had insurance to cover these sorts of catastrophic things. So if you're the adjuster assigned to the case, to what would you assign blame? The tent manufacturer? Those who erected the tent? Perhaps those in charge of supervising the tent?

No. You blame illegal file-sharing.

Here's the insurance companies' reasoning: Illegal file-sharing has led to fewer CD sales. Fewer CD sales have forced artists, managers and labels to emphasize the live music experience--including festivals, of course--to make up for the lost revenue. Emphasizing live gigs attracts people. And should a thunderstorm strike, those people risk being killed or injured.

Bottom line? If people didn't trade music illegally online, then none of this would have happened.

Acid Trip
09-16-2011, 06:46 PM
Great Jeebus, does the blame game ever end in this country?

RBP
09-16-2011, 06:48 PM
Great Jeebus, does the blame game ever end in this country?

It was in Belgium. :|

Acid Trip
09-16-2011, 06:49 PM
It was in Belgium. :|

Our infection has spread.

DemonGeminiX
09-16-2011, 06:49 PM
I didn't know there was a blame game going on in Belgium.

:-k

DemonGeminiX
09-16-2011, 06:49 PM
Damn... people are quick today. :meh:

PorkChopSandwiches
09-16-2011, 06:50 PM
Wow, WTF

MrsM
09-16-2011, 06:59 PM
:facepalm: good luck with that one

Joebob034
09-16-2011, 07:03 PM
Here's the insurance companies' reasoning: Illegal file-sharing has led to fewer CD sales. Fewer CD sales have forced artists, managers and labels to emphasize the live music experience--including festivals, of course--to make up for the lost revenue.

nobody buys CDs anymore

FBD
09-16-2011, 08:50 PM
:lol: sorry insurance company, you cant insure obsolescence :dance:

Iffy
09-16-2011, 09:23 PM
emphasize the live music experience--.

What an excellent point!!

...but it doesn't go far enough.

Live music? Actual musicians? Any number of lawsuits can be a possibility when people actually DO things. Lets just remove the musicians altogether. The thought of a musician actually performing to earn their living is just mind blowing these days anyway.

We're already a half footstep away what with autotune already singing for singers. Computers algorithms can design more complex melodies than an actual musician and synthesize the notes. No more need for people to actually do anything. Fuck em all!! :meh:

Softdreamer
09-16-2011, 09:28 PM
:facepalm:
Whats next? The death of actors from overdoses being due to illegal movie downloads???

redred
09-16-2011, 09:31 PM
i blame obama

http://i.imgur.com/ghQkM.gif

:dance:

Softdreamer
09-16-2011, 09:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SDrqa-eTXU

deebakes
09-16-2011, 10:42 PM
:woot:

Godfather
09-17-2011, 01:19 AM
Ridiculous. It doesn't say the claim was denied though? Was it?