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Muddy
09-19-2011, 11:01 PM
Which one would you take?

Gwyneth Paltrow

Or

Cameron Diaz?

Hal-9000
09-19-2011, 11:03 PM
Cameron


I think Gwyneth is way more classy and talented....but Cameron's got that dirty thing going :thumbsup:

Muddy
09-19-2011, 11:03 PM
Man, I saw a movie with Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher... Good god that girl is appealing...

MrsM
09-19-2011, 11:09 PM
Cameron Diaz - seems like she would be more open for things :)

Teh One Who Knocks
09-19-2011, 11:11 PM
Gwyneth definitely....just look at her from the Emmy's last night

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?14743-Gwyneth-Paltrow-at-the-63rd-Annual-Primetime-Emmy-Awards-at-the-Nokia-Theatre-L.A.-LIVE-in-Los-Angeles-(Sept-18th-2011)

Meanwhile, Diaz has had the whole Joker look going on for a few years

Hal-9000
09-19-2011, 11:12 PM
Cameron has kept her bod in awesome shape...I know she's only 30 something but by Hollywood's standards that's senior citizen time...

and she has that big mouth that could fit 3 of our dicks :thumbsup: (MrsM excluded)

Hal-9000
09-19-2011, 11:13 PM
another politically correct poll hits the forum :lol:

SmoothBob
09-19-2011, 11:25 PM
Recon i'd have more fun on a 'date' wi Cameron :tup:

Muddy
09-19-2011, 11:27 PM
and she has that big mouth that could fit 3 of our dicks :thumbsup: (MrsM excluded)

:lol:

Muddy
09-19-2011, 11:28 PM
Gwyneth definitely....just look at her from the Emmy's last night

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?14743-Gwyneth-Paltrow-at-the-63rd-Annual-Primetime-Emmy-Awards-at-the-Nokia-Theatre-L.A.-LIVE-in-Los-Angeles-(Sept-18th-2011)




That's why I listed her... She's the total package.... :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-19-2011, 11:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS41jY8hXw

SmoothBob
09-19-2011, 11:41 PM
Cameron has kept her bod in awesome shape...I know she's only 30 something but by Hollywood's standards that's senior citizen time...

and she has that big mouth that could fit 3 of our dicks :thumbsup: (MrsM excluded)

http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/camerondiaz.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
09-19-2011, 11:49 PM
http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/camerondiaz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/a1j2M.jpg

Muddy
09-20-2011, 12:01 AM
Hot! :lol:

Muddy
09-20-2011, 12:02 AM
I think I'll go with the 'total package' in Gwyneth... *click*

Joebob034
09-20-2011, 01:40 AM
Cameron Diaz now or Cameron Diaz from The Mask?

PorkChopSandwiches
09-20-2011, 01:51 AM
Cameron Diaz from Charlie's Angeles :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-20-2011, 01:53 AM
Cameron Diaz now or Cameron Diaz from The Mask?

Do you currently own a time machine? :-s

PorkChopSandwiches
09-20-2011, 01:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfEpfqAR8sQ

MrsM
09-20-2011, 01:58 AM
Do you currently own a time machine? :-s

It's probably more likely than actually bedding her :lmao:

RBP
09-20-2011, 03:48 AM
It's probably more likely than actually bedding her :lmao:

ouch :lol:

JoeyB
09-20-2011, 05:36 AM
I voted for ''Neither, I'm a fag'', as it was losing in the poll and I felt bad for it.

Jezter
09-20-2011, 06:44 AM
Paltrow does not make my pants twitch at all. Diaz makes a little. So I choose Diaz.

redred
09-20-2011, 08:04 AM
Cameron
http://i.imgur.com/lZsz5.jpg

plus you know she naughty having her s&m sex tape :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-20-2011, 11:42 AM
It's probably more likely than actually bedding her :lmao:

:burn:

Arkady Renko
09-20-2011, 02:19 PM
gwyneth any time. Tell you what, I'd even allow her to do me twice.

Goofy
09-20-2011, 05:04 PM
I'd take Paltrow...... if only to piss off that prick Chris Martin :)

Joebob034
09-20-2011, 07:17 PM
Do you currently own a time machine? :-s

yes

DemonGeminiX
09-20-2011, 07:26 PM
yes

http://frontrowreviews.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Bill-and-Teds-Excellent-Adventure.jpg

DemonGeminiX
09-20-2011, 07:27 PM
Gwyneth in Flesh and Bone.

:tup:





I love twisted chicks.

8-[

KevinD
09-20-2011, 10:38 PM
Cameron, hands down. Is she as classically beautiful as Gwyneth? No, but she is very sexy, loves sports and outdoors, and generally seems like she'd be much more down to earth and fun to hang around.

Hal-9000
09-20-2011, 10:38 PM
Cameron, hands down. Is she as classically beautiful as Gwyneth? No, but she is very sexy, loves sports and outdoors, and generally seems like she'd be much more down to earth and fun to hang around.

and has a better ass and I would guess, a phenomenal snapper :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-20-2011, 10:39 PM
Cameron, hands down. Is she as classically beautiful as Gwyneth? No, but she is very sexy, loves sports and outdoors, and generally seems like she'd be much more down to earth and fun to hang around.

http://i.imgur.com/a1j2M.jpg

Hal-9000
09-20-2011, 10:40 PM
she looks like me on a bad day, so what? :lol:

KevinD
09-20-2011, 10:53 PM
So post a pic of Gwyneth without studio makeup....

Teh One Who Knocks
09-20-2011, 10:54 PM
That's her with make-up at a red carpet event dude :-s

Muddy
09-20-2011, 11:04 PM
So post a pic of Gwyneth without studio makeup....

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2008/07/gwyneth-paltrow-without-makeup.jpg

KevinD
09-20-2011, 11:10 PM
That's her with make-up at a red carpet event dude :-s

Uh yeah. looks like any other average girl's makeup. I meant that even in "Bad Teacher" (most recent Diaz movie I've seen) she looks hot as hell with pro makeup. Paltrow does as well, But after seeing Muddy's pic, I'll still choose Cameron, thanks.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-20-2011, 11:11 PM
Uh yeah. looks like any other average girl's makeup. I meant that even in "Bad Teacher" (most recent Diaz movie I've seen) she looks hot as hell with pro makeup. Paltrow does as well, But after seeing Muddy's pic, I'll still choose Cameron, thanks.

Pro make-up? :-s

Um, okay

JoeyB
09-20-2011, 11:14 PM
Come on people! Go gay with me...it's losing in the polls.

Hal-9000
09-20-2011, 11:18 PM
Diaz is sexier, no contest

Teh One Who Knocks
09-20-2011, 11:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1eIm3.jpg

PorkChopSandwiches
09-20-2011, 11:30 PM
Come on people! Go gay with me...it's losing in the polls.

If you had a nickle for everytime you said that.....

JoeyB
09-20-2011, 11:39 PM
If you had a nickle for everytime you said that.....

I'd have five entire cents~!

And I could finally afford that blowjob I've been wanting Hal to give me.

PorkChopSandwiches
09-21-2011, 12:09 AM
He is a cheap slut ;)

Joebob034
09-21-2011, 06:21 PM
Come on people! Go gay with me...it's losing in the polls.

:gay:

Hal-9000
09-21-2011, 06:23 PM
niceth flagpole sthailor...

Joebob034
09-21-2011, 06:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBgmC_USeoM

Noilly Pratt
09-21-2011, 07:22 PM
Difficult to say but I think Cameron. More inclined to have fun and giggle I'd think.

fricnjay
09-21-2011, 07:51 PM
I'd pass on both, but I am not ghey.....thats Hals job.

Tank
09-21-2011, 08:07 PM
Diaz everytime

Paltrow is hot as hell, but Diaz just pips it for me, though i cant put an actual reason for it?

Hal-9000
09-21-2011, 08:29 PM
I'd pass on both, but I am not ghey.....thats Hals job.

the word 'ghey' offends me, please curb your language :hand:




























:dance:

Muddy
09-21-2011, 08:43 PM
After that pic of Paltrow I posted, I want to change my vote.. :mrgreen:

fricnjay
09-21-2011, 08:52 PM
the word 'ghey' offends me, please curb your language :hand:

:dance:

I am sorry that offends you and to be PC what I meant to say was it is Hals job to like the cock in his mouth. :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-21-2011, 09:01 PM
Diaz everytime

Paltrow is hot as hell, but Diaz just pips it for me, though i cant put an actual reason for it?

Because you are secretly in love with the Joker :tup:

Tank
09-21-2011, 09:14 PM
Because you are secretly in love with the Joker :tup:

is that a bad thing???

she could fit my cocknballs in at teh same time! i've heard that feels awesome



but hal keeps turning down my request to have it done, must be cause hes ghey :rolleyes:

Hal-9000
09-21-2011, 09:39 PM
I am sorry that offends you and to be PC what I meant to say was it is Hals job to like the cock in his mouth. :dance:

didn't hear you complaining [-(












:doh:

fricnjay
09-21-2011, 09:47 PM
I have no idea what you are referring to.
















8-[

Hal-9000
09-21-2011, 09:49 PM
it was a hard road becoming an elite member of this site....:sad2:

fricnjay
09-21-2011, 10:09 PM
:naughty:

Hal-9000
09-21-2011, 10:19 PM
Cameron is way hotter and has a great sense of humor

WINNER!!!


http://i51.tinypic.com/o0p1qe.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
09-21-2011, 10:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4crPR.jpg

Hal-9000
09-21-2011, 10:23 PM
yikes!




I mean, that's hot I'd hit it

Godfather
09-22-2011, 01:26 AM
Gwyneth, didn't even need to think about it. Diaz seems to have been tossed around the alpha males in Hollywood a little much. I'm thinking she's a bit loose, and she looks a tad crazy to me too :lol:

Gwyneth is a babe, she seems like she'd be a cool girl to hang with too. She was so friggin' hot in Iron Man.

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:29 AM
loose & crazy....oooooooh yeaaaaaaah http://i.imgur.com/QQCnj.jpg

Godfather
09-22-2011, 01:31 AM
Who is that?

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:33 AM
that..is the sound of a joke falling to the floor and hitting hard :lol:


It's fookin Bud Bundy from Married With Children and he used to say - ohhhhh yeahhh and then kiss his puny biceps, when talking about women..

Godfather
09-22-2011, 01:37 AM
:lol: I've recently discovered my boss has an inferiority complex about her age (she's only 40, and still attractive, not sure what her problem is).

Basically I try and pretend to have not heard of one or two things she talks about every week: Today for example, when R.E.M broke up and they mentioned it on the radio, I asked my boss who the hell R.E.M was. She seems to think I'm worldly, so it doesn't make me look stupid and just end up making her feel ancient. It breaks up my day nicely.

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:39 AM
Young snotass at work asked me who Charlie's Angels were....

I explained that they were - fuck you :lol:

Godfather
09-22-2011, 01:41 AM
:rofl: He's probably just fucking with you too

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:47 AM
generation X, generation Y and your generation, generation A-hole

Hugh_Janus
09-23-2011, 08:08 PM
GP all the way *fap*

JoeyB
09-23-2011, 09:21 PM
:lol: I've recently discovered my boss has an inferiority complex about her age (she's only 40, and still attractive, not sure what her problem is).

and STILL attractive.

Epic.

Hal-9000
09-23-2011, 09:41 PM
isn't funny how when you're in your 20's you consider 30 and 40 year old girls...really old?

then as you get older, the age difference shortens until you're damn glad to have a warm body in the sack with most of her teeth :lol:

JoeyB
09-23-2011, 09:59 PM
isn't funny how when you're in your 20's you consider 30 and 40 year old girls...really old?

then as you get older, the age difference shortens until you're damn glad to have a warm body in the sack with most of her teeth :lol:

I'm forty, yet I've never been that attracted to warm bodies, so I really have no idea what you are talking about.

Well off to the morgue.

Muddy
09-26-2011, 07:43 PM
http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?1542-Gwyneth-Paltrow-bikini-candids-at-the-beach-while-on-holiday-in-Barbados-%28Feb-19th-2011%29

PorkChopSandwiches
09-26-2011, 07:46 PM
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/girls_being_disgusting.jpg

KevinD
09-26-2011, 09:31 PM
http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?1542-Gwyneth-Paltrow-bikini-candids-at-the-beach-while-on-holiday-in-Barbados-%28Feb-19th-2011%29

My point exactly...GP doesn't do anything at all for me. Cameron in a bikini? Oh hell yeah!