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Teh One Who Knocks
09-20-2011, 09:47 PM
Us Weekly


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Robert Pattinson, rock star?

The British actor, 25, is prepping to record an album imminently, two sources tell Us Weekly.

"Rob has been kicking a few original songs around for a long time, but his schedule didn't allow it," one insider explains of the superstar, who recorded two songs, "Never Think" (which he co-wrote with pal Sam Bradley) and "Let Me Sign" for the original Twilight soundtrack.

"Now he's got some weeks to get everything in line before going back to promoting Breaking Dawn."

But don't expect a chart-topping album with broad mass appeal and a string of top 40 hits. "The album Rob will make will be guitar-based and drums, very organic-sounding, nothing pop," explains a second source of the indie-music fan, "Like stripped-down Ray LaMontagne meets Van Morrison."

Pattinson frequently had hotel room jam sessions with other Twilight pals while shooting the flicks in Vancouver and elsewhere. His Twilight costar (and fellow musician) Jackson Rathbone said Kristen Stewart's man "loves to play the blues. He can hold his own on a guitar. We enjoyed jamming together when we had the time. Very humble and quiet guy."

"Music is his first love!" says the second source. "He's tortured because he avoids it. When he's sitting around jamming in the studio, it's his favorite moment of life."

To prep for the recording session, the guitar player has been "studying on on other instruments -- like piano and horns," the first source reveals. "It's an obsession for him."

SmoothBob
09-20-2011, 10:03 PM
Hal will be over the moon! :lol:

Hal-9000
09-20-2011, 10:20 PM
"he can hold his own on guitar"


translation - he should stick to acting...or whatever it is he did in Twilight

SmoothBob
09-20-2011, 10:26 PM
...which is one of your favourite movies! :D

Hal-9000
09-20-2011, 10:27 PM
we need to have a talk about yours and mine Bob...


place MY nutsack in YOUR mouth you poncing bastard! :x

SmoothBob
09-20-2011, 10:36 PM
we need to have a talk about yours and mine Bob...


place MY nutsack in YOUR mouth you poncing bastard! :x

:lmao:

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Hal-9000
09-20-2011, 10:41 PM
I was coerced into watching those movies, on my grandma's grave I swear...

SmoothBob
09-20-2011, 10:47 PM
Grandma's rolling..

Hal-9000
09-20-2011, 10:48 PM
I WATCHED TWILIGHT TO GET A BLOWJOB! :x


there..it's out.You happy now? :(


*and the blowjob wasn't even worth sitting through two of those movies..

SmoothBob
09-20-2011, 10:52 PM
You sat through 2! :shock:

:lmao:

:gay:

Hal-9000
09-20-2011, 11:17 PM
Bob......if ghey people had their own currency, your picture would be on every bill :thumbsup:

SmoothBob
09-21-2011, 08:41 AM
Hal if ghey people had their own toiley roll ur face would be on each sheet.. :lol:

Hal-9000
09-21-2011, 03:30 PM
Bob...if there was a Pride parade for the entire universe, you would be marshal :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-21-2011, 03:55 PM
Bob......if ghey people had their own currency, your picture would be on every bill :thumbsup:


Hal if ghey people had their own toiley roll ur face would be on each sheet.. :lol:


Bob...if there was a Pride parade for the entire universe, you would be marshal :thumbsup:

:stooges:

Joebob034
09-21-2011, 06:25 PM
I WATCHED TWILIGHT TO GIVE A BLOWJOB! :x




:ghey:

SmoothBob
09-22-2011, 12:21 AM
Exactly! :sofuckinghey:

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 12:29 AM
Don't make me sparkle! You wouldn't like me when I sparkle!!! :x

Southern Belle
09-22-2011, 01:03 AM
Who is Robert Pattinson?

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:10 AM
He's the male vampire lead in the Twilight movies....British I think and patently gay I suspect.

He's supposed to be a decent actor.In Twilight he was like watching a piece of wood fall into a coma and then contract sleeping sickness...

Southern Belle
09-22-2011, 01:12 AM
No wonder I never heard of him.

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:14 AM
I love vampire movies...it's rare that I see the male lead in a vampire show and think how easy it would be to kick the crap outta the poofter

Southern Belle
09-22-2011, 01:16 AM
Meh, I like SciFi movies but my attention span doesn't work for movies much.

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:19 AM
You'd hate Twilight movies then :lol:

Everyone walks around and mopes or broods...really devoid of any tension or sexual heat...and then there's some action for about 7 seconds...

then it's back to brooding and looking off in the distance...

the vampires are unscary and the main romance is between 2 people who look like they barely tolerate each other in mutual contempt :lol:

Southern Belle
09-22-2011, 01:22 AM
Yeah, probably why I haven't watched them, huh?

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:22 AM
I thought it would be ok to watch with a partner...I was wrong :|

Southern Belle
09-22-2011, 01:24 AM
My husband doesn't like Criminal Minds, one of my favorite shows. *sigh*

:lol:

Southern Belle
09-22-2011, 01:25 AM
Have you been watching the new Survivor?

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:35 AM
Oh yes...I like Ozzy.He's such a good player in the challenges.I think he's stupider than a bagful of bricks tho :lol: I think he's a hardcore dope/ganga smoker....he reminds me of a dumb supermodel.