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Joebob034
09-21-2011, 07:32 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/avatar-theme-park-to-be-built-2358502.html

Avatar theme park to be built


An 'Avatar' theme park is to be built.

The Walt Disney Company has confirmed an entertainment ground will be created - based on the James Cameron-directed movie about an alien world invaded by humans to exploit for resources - at the Animal Kingdom Theme Park in Florida, US.

Speaking about the park's creation, Canadian filmmaker James said: "I quickly realised that their vision for this thing was far beyond what I'd imagined - and I've got a pretty good imagination.

"'Avatar' celebrates our interaction with nature and nature's wonder and diversity. Putting our 'Avatar' themed-land into Animal Kingdom is extremely exciting."

In addition to a traditional theme park with rides, the area will also include shops and places to eat and drink.

Chairman of Walt Disney Parks and Resorts Tom Staggs added: "Our lands are going to be complete. They will include attractions, entertainment, shops, food and beverages. They're going to be highly developed and fully-themed."

Construction on the sites is set to star in 2013.

Since its release in 2009, 'Avatar' - which also starred Zoe Saldana, Sam Worthington and Sigourney Weaver - has made $2.7 billion worldwide.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-21-2011, 07:34 PM
:roll:

PorkChopSandwiches
09-21-2011, 07:37 PM
smurfy

Hal-9000
09-21-2011, 07:37 PM
aaaand day passes to the new park can be bought for the special low price of 1000 dollars adult, 500 dollars for everyone under 18 :face:

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:21 AM
We love you Lance-Nator!

http://i.imgur.com/Qj2GK.jpg

Godfather
09-22-2011, 01:23 AM
I think Raj pointed out something interesting.

In Avatar, the Navi people get nasty by connecting their nerves in their tails to one-another.

This is also how they connect with their horses...

I'm very wary of a theme park based on this premise :-k

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:27 AM
dirty tails! :shock:

I didn't think of that.I was busy thinking about what a 9 foot tall creature's pussy looked like :-k

Godfather
09-22-2011, 01:42 AM
Probably about as sexy as a Mermaid's...

Hal-9000
09-22-2011, 01:49 AM
sometimes I wrap 20 or so elastics around the base of my penis and it turns blue, then I pretend I'm on Pandora :face:

Godfather
09-22-2011, 02:25 AM
You should create an avatar condom that glows with little dots in the dark :-k You'd be a millionaire!!