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Teh One Who Knocks
09-23-2011, 10:49 AM
The Los Angeles Times


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Three Covina men are behind bars after they allegedly stole a 30-pack of Tecate beer from a market and attempted to escape but crashed a car and hit an employee who chased them, then one ran through a car wash and another left behind his ID.

Andy Huynh, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto, all 19, were arrested Wednesday on charges of robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and resisting arrest, according to a Covina police report.

Kalscheuer and Fiumetto entered the Baja Ranch Market about 3 p.m. Wednesday while Huynh remained behind the wheel of a car nearby.

Inside the store, Fiumetto grabbed a 30-pack of beer and the two men ran out. Employees ran after the pair into the parking lot, grabbing and detaining Kalscheuer and later turning him over to police, according to the report.
Fiumetto, meanwhile, threw the beer in the car and jumped in the front passenger seat.

As Huynh pulled out, an employee jumped on the hood of the car to avoid getting run over. Huynh careened through the parking lot, hitting a curb and sending the employee onto the pavement, scraping his arms in the fall, according to the report.

Huynh and Fiumetto ran off. Fiumetto climbed a fence and ran into the Citrus Car Wash next door.

Pepe Pinedo, the car wash manager, was standing amid drying cars when he saw Fiumetto, pursued by two officers, run into the car wash tunnel.

At the time, "there were two cars being washed in the tunnel," Pinedo said. "He got into the wash and the rollers and got all wet.

"By the time, he came out of the car wash, the officer was already on the other end of the tunnel," he continued. "It was kind of funny. It was a nice show."

Huynh ran off but had left his wallet and identification in the car. Police officers contacted him later and convinced him to turn himself in.

All three men are expected to be arraigned in court Friday. Until then, they are being held in Covina City Jail in lieu of $50,000 bail.

Loser
09-23-2011, 11:02 AM
It was dennis the menaces fault. ;)


look at that fucking face hes making :lmao:

redred
09-23-2011, 11:30 AM
that middle guy looks upset

PorkChopSandwiches
09-23-2011, 02:26 PM
best mug shot ever

MrsM
09-23-2011, 02:32 PM
That's his "i look mean - so don't anally rape me" jail face

redred
09-23-2011, 02:33 PM
he cried 3 seconds after that shot :lol:

Acid Trip
09-23-2011, 02:45 PM
All that nonsense for a 30 pack of beer. People are so fucking stupid.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-23-2011, 02:46 PM
All that nonsense for a 30 pack of beer. People are so fucking stupid.

What makes it worse is that it was probably Natty Light or something :lol:

Acid Trip
09-23-2011, 02:49 PM
What makes it worse is that it was probably Natty Light or something :lol:

The article says Tecate. Not a bad beer but certainly not what I would have stolen (Landshark or Sol).

Teh One Who Knocks
09-23-2011, 02:51 PM
The article says Tecate. Not a bad beer but certainly not what I would have stolen (Landshark or Sol).

Damn, I looked for the brand and completely missed it :doh:

Muddy
09-23-2011, 03:03 PM
Landshark, Yuck..

Dos Equix.. :thumbsup:

JoeyB
09-23-2011, 09:38 PM
Landshark, Yuck..

Dos Equix.. :thumbsup:

I don't often get arrested stealing beer, but when I do, I'm pilfering Dos Equis.

Hugh_Janus
09-23-2011, 09:41 PM
oh wow.... they look like right beauts

DemonGeminiX
09-23-2011, 09:46 PM
Landshark, Yuck..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqH-KKm6Whg