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Teh One Who Knocks
02-21-2011, 04:34 PM
Us Weekly


http://i.imgur.com/c3gMe.jpg

Jesse James is ready to tell all.

Sandra Bullock's ex-husband, 41, has inked a deal with Simon & Schuster's Gallery Books imprint to publish a memoir.

Though no publication date has been set, American Outlaw will likely be released later this year.

James will certainly have much to reflect on.

Married to Bullock for nearly five years, James saw his marriage crumble after Bullock learned of his numerous affairs. Their divorce was finalized in June 2010.

The CEO of West Coast Choppers, James is currently engaged to L.A. Ink tattoo artist Kat von D and has three children from his first two marriages.

Goofy
02-21-2011, 05:18 PM
What a great guy :|

PapaZ
02-21-2011, 05:59 PM
I admire him for his skill as a motorcycle creator but as a person... I wouldn't piss up his ass if his guts were on fire.

Hal-9000
02-21-2011, 08:50 PM
right up there with Tiger Woods

"I screwed around on my lovely wife, now my marriage is over...boo hoo"


knobs

traveler
02-21-2011, 08:51 PM
First thing I thought when I saw the title was, "Dude can write???".

Godfather
02-21-2011, 09:00 PM
50 buck he writes it in crayon

traveler
02-21-2011, 09:01 PM
50 buck he writes it in crayon

Or a grease pencil :D

Hal-9000
02-21-2011, 09:06 PM
First thing I thought when I saw the title was, "Dude can write???".

I've seen homeless folk who look like they have more on the ball than this guy

Godfather
02-21-2011, 09:23 PM
I've seen homeless folk who look like they have more on the ball than this guy

Agreed... I honestly think the guy is slow. There's no way his IQ can be in the triple digits. Interviews with him make Bieber look like a genius

Teh One Who Knocks
02-21-2011, 09:32 PM
First thing I thought when I saw the title was, "Dude can write???".

He probably has someone he will tell his thoughts to so that they can write it down legibly. My guess is that this guy still uses those giant safety pencils they give to kids in kindergarten.

traveler
02-21-2011, 09:33 PM
Begs the question, how the FUCK did he sweep Sandra Bullock off her feet????

redred
02-21-2011, 09:34 PM
I admire him for his skill as a motorcycle creator but as a person... I wouldn't piss up his ass if his guts were on fire.

yes great with metal and bikes shame about the rest

Godfather
02-21-2011, 09:37 PM
Begs the question, how the FUCK did he sweep Sandra Bullock off her feet????

Someone (I think DGX) suggested she's probably a huge pain in the ass herself :lol: It's the only theory that fits aside from 'she has a penis.'

fricnjay
02-21-2011, 09:50 PM
Oh I bet this will be a really solid good read. :roll:

Godfather
02-21-2011, 09:57 PM
I'm betting the thing is more the size of a pamphlet than a book, maybe even leaflet sized :-k

Southern Belle
02-21-2011, 10:19 PM
What a prick.

Hal-9000
02-21-2011, 10:21 PM
What a prick.

working title for his new book


Jesse James : Whadda Prick




:lol:

Southern Belle
02-21-2011, 10:23 PM
:lol:

Joebob034
02-21-2011, 11:28 PM
Is the title "How to be a Douchebag"?

DemonGeminiX
02-22-2011, 12:25 AM
Someone (I think DGX) suggested she's probably a huge pain in the ass herself :lol: It's the only theory that fits aside from 'she has a penis.'

:-k

That does sound like something I would say, now doesn't it?

Bullock probably is a big pain in the ass... but I'd still fuck her every which way and twice on Sunday.

:mrgreen:

AntZ
02-22-2011, 05:35 PM
Is the title "How to be a Douchebag"?

No!

It will be: "How an Uneducated Neo-Nazi Wannabe Poser Became Wealthy"



I'll never forget watching one of his Monster Garage shows, where there was a big dispute between the people on how to build the car they were doing. One of the guys was an Israeli engineer, he went to Jesse and showed the engineering flaws in the plans and why it needed to be changed. The engineer said something to the effect, "Jesse, you're a fabricator and engineer, don't you see the problem?? "Right there! Don't you see it? The camera switched to Jesse and his eyes were so glazed over!! :think: He had no idea what to say! So he attacked the guy and threatened to throw the guy out of his shop for being so arrogant and not getting along with the others. :-s

Then after a while he told the other guys, quietly, to listen to the engineer and then he went back to cutting tube for exhaust pipes! :lol: