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Jezter
02-21-2011, 04:59 PM
Domestic goddess Nigella Lawson made cooking a raunchy, sensual experience but she has nothing on Gabi Jones. When Miss Jones eats to excess, she has an orgasm.

The 25-year-old has now ballooned in weight to 223kg after eating enough ice-cream, cakes and pizzas to reach the height of sexual pleasure.

She suffers from a medical condition called persistent genital arousal syndrome, where orgasms are triggered without direct sexual arousal.

In extreme cases, sufferers of the condition experience 300 orgasms a day.

She first noticed something unusual was happening as she tucked into a tub of ice-cream.

‘My friends thought I was making it up,’ said Miss Jones, of Colorado, ‘I was stunned but in no doubt of what had happened.’

She has put on 95kg in the past five years as she gorged and climaxed.

She decided to profit from her affliction by setting up a fetish website where punters pay to watch her scoff herself to orgasm.

samarchepas
02-21-2011, 05:11 PM
That's....hum...special?:lol:

Godfather
02-21-2011, 07:45 PM
No link!? :(

Jezter
02-21-2011, 07:53 PM
No link!? :(

Link to what? The fetish site? :lol: You nasty bastid! :lol:

Hal-9000
02-21-2011, 08:36 PM
no wonder Lance eats pizza and burgers and burritos and ice cream and pie and ...


:lol:

traveler
02-21-2011, 08:41 PM
I've got to think the market for such a site would be rather tepid :D

Godfather
02-21-2011, 08:42 PM
Link to what? The fetish site? :lol: You nasty bastid! :lol:

:lol: .... Why not 8-[

traveler
02-21-2011, 08:44 PM
:lol: .... Why not 8-[

Exactly! People stop and look at train wrecks all the time!

Hal-9000
02-21-2011, 08:46 PM
*dips penis in chocolate*


lemme at her!!!!!

RBP
02-21-2011, 11:49 PM
:lol: .... Why not 8-[

Haven't found the website yet, but here's some pictures.


http://img184.imagevenue.com/loc1122/th_34665_gabi_jones2_123_1122lo.jpg (http://img184.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=34665_gabi_jones2_123_1122lo.jpg) http://img247.imagevenue.com/loc95/th_34665_Gabi_Jones_123_95lo.jpg (http://img247.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=34665_Gabi_Jones_123_95lo.jpg) http://img262.imagevenue.com/loc342/th_34666_Gabi_Jones3_123_342lo.jpg (http://img262.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=34666_Gabi_Jones3_123_342lo.jpg)
http://img21.imagevenue.com/loc538/th_34666_Gabi_Jones_1_123_538lo.jpg (http://img21.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=34666_Gabi_Jones_1_123_538lo.jpg)

RBP
02-21-2011, 11:53 PM
Found it!!



http://gaininggabi.com/

RBP
02-21-2011, 11:55 PM
Hmmm the website doesn't mention the food orgasms or being able to watch her do it. Could the story be a clever PR campaign for the fat girl's website?

Southern Belle
02-21-2011, 11:59 PM
ffs what next?

traveler
02-22-2011, 12:03 AM
Wonder if they'll offer Pay-Per-View to witness when she finally explodes.

DemonGeminiX
02-22-2011, 12:19 AM
And finally... a wafer thin mint.

8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
02-22-2011, 12:33 AM
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2011/02/denver-area_woman_gabi_jones_s.php

The story comes from a free tabloid rag here in the city :rolleyes:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-22-2011, 12:40 AM
And finally... a wafer thin mint.

8-[

Don't fuck with the thin mints :dance:

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?1523-Woman-goes-ballistic-after-roommate-digs-into-her-Thin-Mints&p=25392#post25392

Godfather
02-22-2011, 01:22 AM
Cucumber sandwiches