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Teh One Who Knocks
10-04-2011, 04:38 PM
The Sydney Morning Herald


A US man who had abused his ex-girlfriend and then plotted to kill her and make it look like she had been mauled by a bear has been jailed for trying to hire someone to kill her in a staged car crash.

Clyde Gardner gave up on his first idea: kill a bear, skin it and wear the pelt while using its claws to kill the woman as she took out her garbage. The plan included him wearing the bear's paws on his feet so no human footprints would be left behind.

Prosecutors said the 57-year-old junkyard owner had carefully watched his ex-girlfriend's movements, hiding in the woods with binoculars to learn her routines after she kicked him out of the house they shared in Malone, near the Canadian border.

When he abandoned the first plan, Gardner approached a friend and gave him a picture of the woman, her car licence plate number and $US500 toward a $US15,000 bounty to kill her in a car crash.

Gardner, an experienced demolition derby driver, advised the man how to make it look like an accident. He also told him that if the crash didn't kill the woman, he should take a piece of broken glass and slit her throat, Franklin County Assistant District Attorney Elizabeth Crawford said.

The acquaintance went to police, who sent him back wearing a hidden recorder to get Gardner on tape talking about the grisly plan.

Gardner said at sentencing that he was drunk and was going to call off the hit once he sobered up and realised what he had set in motion.

He and the woman had been together about five years and had a child, but it was an abusive and violent relationship, prosecutors said. The woman repeatedly broke up with Gardner and kicked him out on September 25, 2010.

The case was scheduled for trial in July but Gardner took a plea deal. His lawyer, Peter Dumas, did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

Gardner was sentenced to five to 15 years in prison and will have an order of protection preventing contact with the woman until 2031.

MrsM
10-04-2011, 04:55 PM
Really, dress in a bear skin and maul your girlfriend to death... :dunce:

PorkChopSandwiches
10-04-2011, 05:06 PM
:lol:

Joebob034
10-04-2011, 05:06 PM
when I dress up in a bear suit it's to do something kinky, not kill someone

Acid Trip
10-04-2011, 06:23 PM
Gardner, an experienced demolition derby driver, advised the man how to make it look like an accident. He also told him that if the crash didn't kill the woman, he should take a piece of broken glass and slit her throat

Wow, this guy really tried to think of everything.

Hal-9000
10-04-2011, 06:37 PM
hulloooo?

ex girlfriend......why all the theatrics, just walk out of the bitch's life

Hal-9000
10-04-2011, 06:38 PM
my next g/f I'm going to dress like a mouse and gnaw her to death :face:

cheese will be present to throw off the detectives :thumbsup:

JoeyB
10-04-2011, 07:50 PM
This is why I never date, so I won't have to use my evil genius to commit murder.

See...it's for that reason, and that reason alone I'm never with a woman.















I'm so lonely.

DemonGeminiX
10-04-2011, 08:17 PM
my next g/f I'm going to dress like a mouse and gnaw her to death :face:

cheese will be present to throw off the detectives :thumbsup:

:lol:

You bastid!

PorkChopSandwiches
10-04-2011, 08:19 PM
This is why I never date, so I won't have to use my evil genius to commit murder.

See...it's for that reason, and that reason alone I'm never with a woman.















I'm so lonely.



They never talk back
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=dollgallery

JoeyB
10-04-2011, 08:53 PM
They never talk back
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=dollgallery

And their stillness is a perfect recreation of that corpse like demeanor I so enjoy.

Hal-9000
10-04-2011, 09:21 PM
They never talk back
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=dollgallery

Holy crap :shock:

Tami -face 2, had me reaching for the credit card.....so creepy and soooo real :homer:

Hal-9000
10-04-2011, 09:31 PM
They never talk back
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=dollgallery

Holy crap part 2 :shock:

I went in and tried to put one together...they have dropdowns for detachable vaginas or attachable penises...options on eyes, pubic hair and nipples...

it's very comprehensive :lol:

Hal-9000
10-04-2011, 09:35 PM
a realdoll just gave me a half-chubby


:sad2: I may need to get laid

JoeyB
10-04-2011, 10:13 PM
a realdoll just gave me a half-chubby


:sad2: I may need to get laid

Dude, those realdolls have been around for a number of years...

and...if you look carefully you might be able to find real doll porn NOT THAT I'D WATCH ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

deebakes
10-05-2011, 04:17 AM
this is very bizarre indeed. thank you for sharing.

JoeyB
10-05-2011, 05:01 AM
this is very bizarre indeed. thank you for sharing.

You're welcome Dee, but I was not the one who shared it.