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Teh One Who Knocks
10-12-2011, 08:47 PM
By Joe English, KATU News


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SEASIDE, Ore. – Forget about jumping the shark: A surfer said he surfed a shark on the Oregon coast Monday.

Doug Niblack said it happened at “the cove,” a popular surfing spot in Seaside. He was surfing Monday afternoon when a 10- to 12-foot shark hit his board and knocked him off, he said.

Niblack said he ended up standing on top of the shark, which he believes was a Great White. He said it lifted him out of the water above his knees for several seconds, then it took off.

“It pulled my leg about three feet, hooked on my leash, then it was gone,” said Niblack. “And that was the scariest part, when I didn’t know where it was anymore.”

He was not hurt.

While no one captured video of the encounter, nearby surfers who saw the encounter said Niblack is not making this up.

“You just have that fight or flight thing going on,” said surfer Jake Marks. “The shark was a lot bigger than us, so we chose flight.”

Both Niblack and Marks said they’ve never paddled to shore so hard in their lives.

Marine biologists and ichthyologists said although they are scarce, sharks do roam off the Oregon coast.

Muddy
10-12-2011, 08:48 PM
Tell him I said he's a liar, Lance.

JoeyB
10-12-2011, 08:51 PM
Tell him I said he's a liar, Lance.

My name's not Lance, and I don't know this kid so I can't tell him anything.

But I call bullshit on this too.

KevinD
10-12-2011, 09:13 PM
Hmm, I'm thinking it was a slow roller day, and they pulled out the baggies...

Teh One Who Knocks
10-12-2011, 09:15 PM
The guy sounds perfectly believable to me :hand:

Pony
10-12-2011, 09:54 PM
Reminds me of the time that Andy was surfing a shark and a killer whale knocked him off so he jumped aboard and started surfing the whale!

JoeyB
10-12-2011, 10:14 PM
This is all bullshit, I was on the beach balls deep in Stacy Keibler's ass and I clearly saw that kid just fall into the water. No sharks at all except the ones doing a line dance to cheer me on.

Muddy
10-12-2011, 10:18 PM
This is all bullshit, I was on the beach balls deep in Stacy Keibler's ass and I clearly saw that kid just fall into the water. No sharks at all except the ones doing a line dance to cheer me on.


+2 for DH originality....

Arkady Renko
10-12-2011, 10:30 PM
he watched one Happy Days episode too many

JoeyB
10-12-2011, 10:39 PM
+2 for DH originality....

DH?

Muddy
10-12-2011, 11:05 PM
Hoooo Boyyyyyy... *wipes brow*

JoeyB
10-12-2011, 11:08 PM
Hoooo Boyyyyyy... *wipes brow*

What does DH mean?

Teh One Who Knocks
10-12-2011, 11:10 PM
What does DH mean?

DarkHumour....a old time member at AS that liked to spin tall tales every time he showed up to post

Muddy
10-12-2011, 11:10 PM
I cant tell you that... It's such a long story and I suck so much at typing..

JoeyB
10-12-2011, 11:15 PM
DarkHumour....a old time member at AS that liked to spin tall tales every time he showed up to post

I understand now. My post was more about pointing out the likelihood of this kid actually being johnny shark foot, and of course, my burning desire to fuck the shit out of Stacy Keibler's beautiful ass.


and I suck so much at typing..

So naturally you hang out in a forum~!!

I love you Muddygut, not in a man on man way though.

Muddy
10-12-2011, 11:18 PM
Everything thinks my answers are short and curt, when really they are that way because I CANT REEEEED!

Teh One Who Knocks
10-12-2011, 11:22 PM
Who's Curt? :confused:

Muddy
10-13-2011, 12:06 AM
Kurt?