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Teh One Who Knocks
10-15-2011, 02:14 PM
By Stephanie Pappas | LiveScience.com


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The radio preacher who predicted Judgment Day on May 21 has not backed down from his claims that the end of the world is near, despite the lack of a Rapture or world-devastating earthquakes leading up to the doomsday.

In an announcement on his Family Radio Network website, Harold Camping stands by his earlier predictions that the world will end on Friday, Oct. 21. Originally, Camping had predicted hourly earthquakes and God's judgment on May 21, to be followed by months of torment on Earth for those individuals left behind. Using numerical codes extracted from the Bible, Camping set the date for the end of everything for Oct. 21.

When May 21 came and went without fanfare, Camping revised his story. The "earthquakes" he had predicted did occur, he writes on his website in a post titled "What Happened on May 21?" — only instead of shaking the Earth, God shook mankind "with fear." Likewise, although no one was raptured, God is no longer saving souls, Camping writes.

"What really happened this past May 21st?" Camping wrote. "What really happened is that God accomplished exactly what He wanted to happen."

Camping, who suffered a stroke in June and is now at home recuperating, also said in an audio message on his site that the end on Oct. 21 will come quietly.

It's not unusual for failed doomsday predictors to claim that their prophecies were true, just slightly misunderstood.

"Most often, the answer given by the group is that the prophecy is true, but the interpretation was wrong," Concordia University professor of religion Lorenzo DiTommaso told LiveScience during Camping's rush of publicity in May.

The modern Seventh-Day Adventist church, for example, got its start as a splinter group of Baptist preacher William Miller, who predicted the end of the world on Oct. 22, 1844. In the post-doomsday letdown, Miller's followers struggled to explain what went wrong. The group that would become the Seventh-Day Adventists concluded that on that day, Jesus had shifted his location in heaven in preparation to return to Earth.

Other groups have also survived failed predictions of Armageddon. The Jehovah's Witnesses made specific predictions about the apocalypse until the early 1990s, when they switched to more vague prophecies. A 1950s doomsday cult known as The Seekers actually bragged to the media after their end-of-the-world prediction failed, saying that their devotion had saved humanity.

Believing in the end of the world even without evidence may seem strange, but sociologists say that a belief in doomsday gives followers a clear sense of the world and their place in it. Others have suggested that apocalyptic worldviews stem from the overwhelming feeling that one's problems are too big, and, as such, the only possible solution is a clean slate. Over the past 40 to 50 years these doomsday beliefs have increased, according to DiTommaso, though not all "believers" are as extreme as Camping.

Camping's doomsday prediction isn't the only looming end-of-the-world forecast this month. Apocalyptic rumors circulating online have held that the comet Elenin is set to collide with Earth or to cause some sort of celestial domino effect that would result in the end of the world. Debris from Elenin — which started breaking up after a solar storm in August — will pass within 22 million miles (35.4 million kilometers) of Earth on Sunday (Oct. 16), and astronomers say that the comet is not remotely dangerous to Earthlings.

redred
10-15-2011, 02:21 PM
ffs i've booked a holiday for the 24 th :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-15-2011, 02:31 PM
Call them and get your money back :tup:

DemonGeminiX
10-15-2011, 02:46 PM
:-k

I don't know if 6 days is enough time to put together an end of the world party. We had more time to prepare the last time.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-15-2011, 02:58 PM
You were supposed to be on top of this :nono:

Godfather
10-15-2011, 03:48 PM
Did this guy lose a lot of followers last time or are they crazy enough to wait around and shit their pants every 6 months when he decides to get his name in the news again?

samarchepas
10-15-2011, 04:18 PM
Did this guy lose a lot of followers last time or are they crazy enough to wait around and shit their pants every 6 months when he decides to get his name in the news again?

Sadly enough...I'm quite sure its option B lol

Hal-9000
10-15-2011, 07:43 PM
We have a lot of inventories scheduled in November





:dance:

JoeyB
10-15-2011, 08:13 PM
ffs i've booked a holiday for the 24 th :sad2:

You can still take it, but it'll be hell.


Did this guy lose a lot of followers last time or are they crazy enough to wait around and shit their pants every 6 months when he decides to get his name in the news again?

No, they do stay loyal. Just like all cult members always do.


We have a lot of inventories scheduled in November

:dance:

You'll still have to do those Hal. Satan wants things orderly.

Hal-9000
10-15-2011, 08:16 PM
:sad2:

but if the world ends I won't have to pay my 97 dollar Visa bill

JoeyB
10-15-2011, 09:05 PM
:sad2:

but if the world ends I won't have to pay my 97 dollar Visa bill

Hal, Satan runs Visa. You'll pay, you'll pay...

deebakes
10-15-2011, 10:52 PM
:rip: world

JoeyB
10-15-2011, 11:10 PM
:rip: world

Wank while you can.

Satan
10-15-2011, 11:16 PM
You'll still have to do those Hal. Satan wants things orderly.

:-s

I do? And you know this, how?


Hal, Satan runs Visa. You'll pay, you'll pay...

Oh he'll pay, and so will you. All y'all are comin' to me eventually.

But I sincerely don't know about all this Visa horseshit. Not my style. I'm more along the lines of whisper in yo' ear until you cut yo' own arm off and hide the pieces in different places in yo' house.

:twisted:

deebakes
10-15-2011, 11:40 PM
Wank while you can.

that's my motto :tup:

JoeyB
10-16-2011, 05:16 AM
that's my motto :tup:

I thought your motto was the RIP smiley?

deebakes
10-16-2011, 05:30 AM
I thought your motto was the RIP smiley?

:sad2:

JoeyB
10-16-2011, 05:35 AM
:sad2:

I liked you better when you were a wanker.

Goofy
10-16-2011, 06:48 AM
:facepalm:

DemonGeminiX
10-16-2011, 07:02 PM
5 more days!!!

:cheerlead:

deebakes
10-16-2011, 09:17 PM
:rip:

Softdreamer
10-17-2011, 02:18 PM
Wank while you can.


:wank:

DemonGeminiX
10-17-2011, 02:47 PM
4 more days!!!

:cheerlead:

JoeyB
10-18-2011, 07:05 AM
:wank:

I spread onanistic joy wherever I go. They call me Johnny Applespermseed.

DemonGeminiX
10-18-2011, 09:41 AM
3 more days!!!

:cheerlead: :cheerlead: :cheerlead:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-18-2011, 10:39 AM
3 more days!!!

:cheerlead: :cheerlead: :cheerlead:

And how's that party coming along? :-s

DemonGeminiX
10-18-2011, 10:47 AM
And how's that party coming along? :-s

It's coming along great! Too bad you won't see it. You're not invited.

:nana: :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-18-2011, 10:54 AM
I'll crash it anyway :hand:

DemonGeminiX
10-18-2011, 10:55 AM
How are you gonna crash it? You don't even know where it's gonna be.

:nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-18-2011, 11:03 AM
Oh don't I? :shifty:

You should be more careful who you invite, some of them have loose tongues :banana:

DemonGeminiX
10-18-2011, 11:05 AM
:-s

Ok, smarty pants. Tell me, where do you think it's going to be, then?

Teh One Who Knocks
10-18-2011, 11:14 AM
Nope, not falling for that one, because if I tell you then you'll move it [-(

DemonGeminiX
10-18-2011, 11:29 AM
:hand:

I don't have to move it. I know you have no idea where it's going to be, so it's a safe location already.

Ok, let me ask you this: how far do you think you are going to have to travel to get to the party?

:-k

DemonGeminiX
10-18-2011, 12:11 PM
:tapfoot:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-18-2011, 12:12 PM
:sealed:

Acid Trip
10-18-2011, 01:04 PM
I wonder if Vegas has any kind of bets you can place on this guy's predictions.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 10:36 AM
Maybe I'll take tomorrow off :-k

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 10:49 AM
One more day!!!

:cheerlead:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 10:54 AM
I wonder what time it starts :-k

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 10:55 AM
:lol:

That's a damn good question.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 10:58 AM
I mean, if it's really early in the morning, then I might as well stay up all night and enjoy the time left, but if it's late in the day, then I can get some sleep and take tomorrow off from work to enjoy the last day.

I wish he'd have been more specific :|

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 11:00 AM
I mean, if it's really early in the morning, then I might as well stay up all night and enjoy the time left, but if it's late in the day, then I can get some sleep and take tomorrow off from work to enjoy the last day.

I wish he'd have been more specific :|

Lucky that I set the time for the party to begin at midnight tonight.

:tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 11:03 AM
But if the end of the world happens at midnight, then nobody gets to go to the party :nono:

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 11:05 AM
I told them all to arrive early. It's kind of a New Years' countdown thing. So maybe there'll be at least a little time to party.

:tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 11:13 AM
It's almost tomorrow in those time zones in the middle of the Pacific, if it starts midnight there, then there will be no party :nono:

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 11:28 AM
I guess I won't have time to be disappointed then.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 11:31 AM
I'm disappointed :rant:

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 12:25 PM
Well here, this will lift your spirits...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kv6q8M7kUk

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 11:05 PM
Entering the home stretch now....last chances to repent :-k

minz
10-20-2011, 11:10 PM
Well its the 21st now over here and I cant see any fireworks yet, I'll keep you posted....

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 11:10 PM
:hand:

The World Series is coming on in a little bit. I'll repent later.

Hal-9000
10-20-2011, 11:14 PM
My Mom caught me repenting once...tied my hands behind my back for a month :oops:

Griffin
10-21-2011, 12:27 AM
thank god, this inning is almost over!

Hal-9000
10-21-2011, 02:34 AM
It's too bad we couldn't get some sort of index of Camping's followers...I bet they'd sell some shit real cheap :lol:

DemonGeminiX
10-21-2011, 03:02 AM
Well, I guess it's tomorrow somewhere. Got one hour left here. Nothing's happening.

:idk:

Godfather
10-21-2011, 04:02 AM
I'm going to miss you guys :( 3 hours left here... pray hard sinners

Teh One Who Knocks
10-21-2011, 10:31 AM
It must be happening later in the day :-k

Glad I didn't stay up and wait for it :)

redred
10-21-2011, 10:58 AM
everyone still here?

FBD
10-21-2011, 11:11 AM
Welp, looks like another end of the world prediction has failed :lol:

Very nice sunrise here, in fact...best I've seen in a while :D




waaaaait a sec... :-k



nope, false alarm :lol:

Acid Trip
10-21-2011, 01:07 PM
The Rangers tied it up and the world didn't end. It's been a great 24 hrs.

MrsM
10-21-2011, 02:20 PM
He probably forgot to carry the 1 so it's actually 2012 - ya that's it

Softdreamer
10-21-2011, 02:26 PM
I bet my life savings that the world WILL end in 2012.
My best friend invested in the European Banking.

Im beginning to wonder who was the biggest fool :lol:

DemonGeminiX
10-21-2011, 04:21 PM
:oops:

Damn, I fell asleep. Did I miss it?



Oh wait...

8-[

Hal-9000
10-21-2011, 08:03 PM
:cheerlead:

WE MADE IT! :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-21-2011, 08:15 PM
The day isn't over yet :nono:

JoeyB
10-21-2011, 08:23 PM
The day isn't over yet :nono:

Oh sure, jinx this shit...


Please note, if the world ends now, it is Lance's fault.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-21-2011, 08:26 PM
:sad2:

JoeyB
10-21-2011, 09:03 PM
:sad2:

Well, you jinxed it, what the fuck were you thinking?

You might as well held a globe over your head and shouted out 'hey, everybody watch this'.

DemonGeminiX
10-21-2011, 09:04 PM
The day isn't over yet :nono:

:-s

It is somewhere in the world. Or at least it's getting close to being over.

JoeyB
10-21-2011, 09:06 PM
Or at least it's getting close to being over.

Oh, sure, taunt fate with statement like that. Fate loves irony mo-fo! Fate loves irony.

Attention...now Lance is only half to blame for the end of the world.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-21-2011, 10:22 PM
:woot:

Hal-9000
10-22-2011, 12:49 AM
So did it end yesterday for the folks in Australia?

:confused:

JoeyB
10-22-2011, 05:40 AM
So did it end yesterday for the folks in Australia?

:confused:

What's Australia?

Actually, I am forty nine minutes away from watching a live Australian A-League soccer game, so, if it's just a big white landscape, I'll let you know.

Adelaide vs. Sydney~!!

redred
10-22-2011, 08:43 AM
right i'm still here

Teh One Who Knocks
10-22-2011, 11:45 AM
You know, being dead so far feels the same as being alive :-k

JoeyB
10-22-2011, 08:21 PM
right i'm still here

But in all fairness, you are heavily preserved due to a high alcohol content.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-22-2011, 10:42 PM
Maybe his calendar is off :-k


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RCs2RKiLlA

deebakes
10-24-2011, 01:35 AM
did the world end this time? :-k

JoeyB
10-24-2011, 04:47 AM
did the world end this time? :-k

Yeah, sorry dude.

deebakes
10-24-2011, 05:19 AM
sweet, i can skip out of work in the morning :dance:

JoeyB
10-24-2011, 05:33 AM
sweet, i can skip out of work in the morning :dance:

The world ended, work did not.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-24-2011, 10:40 AM
sweet, i can skip out of work in the morning :dance:

I hate to break it to you, but hell is nothing but working...all the time...no coffee or pee breaks either :(

deebakes
10-25-2011, 01:47 AM
:suicide:

JoeyB
10-25-2011, 06:00 AM
:suicide:

Won't that just open the possibility that you'll go to hell?

deebakes
10-28-2011, 02:08 AM
if such a place exists, i guess that could be a possibility :-k