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Teh One Who Knocks
10-16-2011, 12:33 PM
BY Roberta Ferguson - Celeb Dirty Laundry


http://i.imgur.com/PSyFp.jpg

Color us completely grossed out!

Taylor Momsen says that she doesn’t have time to take a shower! I guess that gives new meaning to her song, Make Me Wanna Die…doesn’t it? Eww. Make Me Wanna Puke is more like it…

Now that she’s quit her acting job on Gossip Girl, she’s dedicating all of her time to her band, The Pretty Reckless. And when I say “all” of her time, seriously, it’s all of it. When she’s not taking 15 minutes out of her day to take care of her personal hygiene, that gets pretty stinky.

When speaking of being on tour, she said, “A lot of the time you don’t have time to wash your hair or shower. It’s very chaotic.”

She went on to reveal, “We’re on tour forever. We’re pretty much on the road until at least 2012. And then it will continue!”

Then we’d be safe in deducing that she’ll be stinky and gross throughout this year and well into the next?

She’s so dedicated to her craft, isn’t she? She said, “I quit acting, actually. I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band and that’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.”

Let’s hope that she finds the time to figure in some quality shower time while she’s at it.

Loser
10-16-2011, 02:23 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2zs4ncm.jpg

Get it? :naughty:

:giggle:

RBP
10-16-2011, 02:43 PM
you made a pussy joke

DemonGeminiX
10-16-2011, 05:19 PM
:nono:

Toxic pussy is no laughing matter.

Loser
10-16-2011, 05:46 PM
Well, in my defense, I was looking for a picture of a smelly box....

Google images let me down greatly :(

RBP
10-16-2011, 05:55 PM
I laughed.

Goofy
10-16-2011, 06:47 PM
I'd still hit it :tup:

deebakes
10-16-2011, 09:18 PM
:woot:

JoeyB
10-16-2011, 10:01 PM
Hose and scrub the bitch down like she was Silkwood and then bang her stupid.

Joebob034
10-17-2011, 05:50 PM
she doesn't have any time to find any talent either

Goofy
10-17-2011, 05:59 PM
she doesn't have any time to find any talent either

:shock: Lance is gonna ban you :lol: :bye:

PorkChopSandwiches
10-17-2011, 06:40 PM
I'd still hit it :tup:

:+1:

DemonGeminiX
10-17-2011, 06:41 PM
she doesn't have any time to find any talent either

:lol:

:dance:

Muddy
10-17-2011, 06:43 PM
I bet her pussy smells like dirty belly button.

DemonGeminiX
10-17-2011, 07:00 PM
:-s

Do you get to smell dirty belly buttons often?

PorkChopSandwiches
10-17-2011, 07:05 PM
I send him tissues that I clean mine out with for him to smell

DemonGeminiX
10-17-2011, 07:15 PM
I was gonna say that was nasty, but that's actually kind of tame coming from you.

:-k

PorkChopSandwiches
10-17-2011, 07:23 PM
:lol:

Muddy
10-17-2011, 08:18 PM
Everytime I dig in mine I cant resist the temptation to smell the funk on my finger... *snifffffffffff*

PorkChopSandwiches
10-17-2011, 08:19 PM
How does it taste?

Muddy
10-17-2011, 08:21 PM
I havent gone that far yet.. Ear wax, yes...

Hal-9000
10-17-2011, 09:12 PM
She's touring ffs....if she can't find 15 minutes to wash the ol cooter she's a lazy slut.They perform 2 hours per night, then travel...rinse, repeat.She has 20 free hours per day.


and Muddy, fucking ewww :lol: