Kelly Osbourne: I Was Never as "Fat" as Christina Aguilera

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Rebecca Macatee - Us Weekly


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Kelly Osbourne sure holds a grudge.

On E!'s Fashion Police Friday, the 26-year-old slammed Christina Aguilera for her weight. "She called me fat for years," Osbourne said. "I was never that fat."

Osbourne was criticizing Aguilera's performance look at last weekend's Michael Jackson Tribute Concert. The 30-year-old paired a pantsless ensemble with fishnet tights, heavy makeup and supersized hair.

But Ozzy's daughter wasn't the only cohost to attack Aguilera's figure. "Lady Marmalade got into the peanut butter again," Joan Rivers sniped.

"I'm looking at this and thinking, 'Well, she's put on weight. This just isn't flattering,'" George Kotsiopoulos said. "But this is just a crappy outfit, regardless. No matter what shape your body is in, it's just bad."

Kotsiopoulos pointed out Aguilera was "still probably a size 2/4," but Osbourne was quick to disagree.

"Trust me," she said. "I'm a 2/4. That is not a 2/4."

This isn't the first time Osbourne has criticized The Voice coach. Last month on E!'s Fashion Police she called Aguilera a "fat bitch."

"She called me fat for so many fucking years," Osbourne vented, "so you know what? Fuck you! You're fat too."

Ironically, Osbourne battled with her weight in the past, but after her 2009 stint on Dancing with the Stars she shed 48 pounds and kept it off. "I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that," she told Us in 2010. Osbourne checked into rehab for drug and alcohol addiction three times.

[Muddy]

Please, Tubby...

Go away you talentless hack.

[DemonGeminiX]

Kelly Osbourne is fat... and ugly... and has no talent at all.

Let's see what that catty bitch has to say about me.

[-(

[Muddy]

Her friggin mother is a nasty vicious bitch as well..

[Hal-9000]

what a low class thing to say...yes Christina has grown into her voice (they used to call her the little girl with the big voice) but Osbourne has been a tubby little talentless whale since she arrived 'on the scene.'

[Godfather]

:lol: Nobody cares how fat you once or currently are, you do nothing. You are a waste of skin.

Go have someone's babies, buy a house in the suburbs and leave us alone.

[RBP]

You guys are brutal :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

GF is right...what's up with these kids of stars? They figure that since one of their parents have some talent that they automatically have the gene?


Kelly Osbourne is a lot like Lohan, what is it that you do exactly?

[RBP]

Kelly Osbourne is a lot like Lohan, what is it that you do exactly?

Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne (born 27 October 1984) is an English media personality, television personality, host, judge, fashion designer, singer, and actress, best known for being the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. She was thrust into the limelight after appearing on the reality series The Osbournes with her family, for which they won a 2002 Emmy Award for Outstanding Reality Program. She has also appeared on Dancing with the Stars,[3] in which she and professional dance partner Louis van Amstel took third place, and has made forays into music, acting, theatre, writing, columnist and broadcast presenting.

[Hal-9000]

:rofl:

"...has made forays into music, acting, theatre, writing, columnist and broadcast presenting."





does forays mean watch??

[SmoothBob]

I would have shagged fat kelly.. :oops:

[JoeyB]

I would have shagged fat kelly.. :oops:

Oh course you would have...I'd shag fat Christina.

[SmoothBob]

Nah, always liked Kelly's boobs when she was fat, looked tasty! :tup:

[Tank]

I would have shagged fat kelly.. :oops:


Oh course you would have...I'd shag fat Christina.

i'd shag Christina thin again :wank:

then i'd shag Kelly fat, just for you to have a go Bob! ;)

[SmoothBob]

Aw cheers Tank, ur teh best :tup: :D

[Loser]

Brawds ass ugly. Christina on the other hand, at one time or another, was smoking hot.

[Muddy]

Brawds ass ugly. Christina on the other hand, at one time or another, was smoking hot.

Agreed.. And Christina is still fine.. I bet she has righteous pussy....

http://kfat929.com/Portals/Anch_KFAT/images/Morning%20Chaos/Celeb%20News/kelly-osbourne.jpg

[Loser]

She looks like that kid off two and a half men :lol:

[Muddy]

I find her totally repulsive.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

She looks like that kid off two and a half men :lol:

Bwhahahaha totally

[Hal-9000]

She looks like that kid off two and a half men :lol:

:lol:




I'd rather do him..

[SmoothBob]

Ach i said it was her tits i was interested not THAT coupon!

[Muddy]

Id rather have no tits, than tits attached to that monster...

[SmoothBob]

Ti-tays..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5CHmVOP-KRA/SxFbWNgf-II/AAAAAAAAAZg/diUvEiK1drA/s1600/A2.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Id rather have no tits, than tits attached to that monster...

Eloquent way of phrasing the thought, cheers :thumbsup:

[SmoothBob]

Ach is more chubbys for me then..

[Hal-9000]

Ach is more chubbys for me then..

Kelly's brother has nice boobs too Bob, but I ain't touching that :hand:

[Muddy]

Ti-tays..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5CHmVOP-KRA/SxFbWNgf-II/AAAAAAAAAZg/diUvEiK1drA/s1600/A2.jpg


2 words.. Rock Troll

[Loser]

I bet them fuckers point directly at the floor.

[Muddy]

I bet without a harness they are as flat as a stack of pancakes as well..

[JoeyB]

I bet without a harness they are as flat as a stack of pancakes as well..

Oh I love flapjacks...not on a woman's chest of course.

[Websponge]

Square faced minger!
not you Joey.. you have a lovely face

[DemonGeminiX]

She is fucking horrid.

I look at her and the phrase "lipstick on a pig" pops into my mind.

Jesus Bob, how can you think that slug's attractive?

:puke:

[Muddy]

http://blog.wtfconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/monkey-in-the-water-wtf.jpg

[RBP]

Let's not lose sight of the fact that Christina got fat. Moo.

[SmoothBob]

She is fucking horrid.

I look at her and the phrase "lipstick on a pig" pops into my mind.

Jesus Bob, how can you think that slug's attractive?

:puke:

Ah dinnae, i already said, is about teh ti-tays..

And a nice cleavage puts thoughts in me head, fantasy is usually better than the real thing..

Besides, she has brushed up well before..

[JoeyB]

Square faced minger!
not you Joey.. you have a lovely face

Thank you kind sir.


She is fucking horrid.

how can you think that slug's attractive?

:puke:

He said he wanted to give her tits a good go. He never thought she was attractive. Stop the witch hunt~!


Let's not lose sight of the fact that Christina got fat. Moo.

Let's not lose sight of the fact I'd still fuck Christina.

[Muddy]

Let's not lose sight of the fact that Christina got fat. Moo.

And lets not lose sight of the fact that Christina had a kid... :lol:http://tehbasement.images/smilies/icon_lol.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And lets not lose sight of the fact that Christina had a kid... :lol:

And that Christina has actual and marketable talent :lol:

[Muddy]

And that Christina has actual and marketable talent :lol:


And that she is genuinely pretty... :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Unless Miserable, Hateful Bitch is a talent :-k

If so, then Kelly is all set for life :tup:

[Muddy]

The apple doesn't fall from from the tree... :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

From Wiki:


Christina Aguilera has sold 50 million records worldwide making her one of the best-selling music artists of all time.

I wonder how many albums Kelly has sold :-k

[RBP]

Christina's a sloppy drunk. :hand:

[Hal-9000]

What floors me is how Ozzette comes out with the comparison in the first place....of all the people she picks to compare herself too, she chooses a great singer and then slams that same singer for her appearance...I don't get it.

[Muddy]

Christina's a sloppy drunk. :hand:

Christina's a stone cold fox..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Christina's a sloppy drunk. :hand:

And Kelly's been in and out of rehab for the last 7 years....your point? :-s

[Hal-9000]

We could do a who's hotter thread.....Kelly Osbourne or PCS?




:lol:

[RBP]

Christina's a stone cold fox..

If you're a chubby chaser...

[RBP]

And Kelly's been in and out of rehab for the last 7 years....your point? :-s

Christina's a fat sloppy drunk.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Christina's a fat sloppy drunk.

Jealousy looks ugly on you dude [-(

[JoeyB]

Christina's a fat sloppy drunk.

You need to say something positive about women. Other than 'I'm positive they are all evil'.

[RBP]

Jealousy looks ugly on you dude [-(

Speaking of fat sloppy drunks :lol:

[RBP]

You need to say something positive about women. Other than 'I'm positive they are all evil'.

:-s

They have pussy.

[Hal-9000]

Christina's a fat sloppy drunk.

I've always wondered about her and Mariah....when they get juiced and argue with their mates, do they like scream really powerfully in a 3 octave range that would shatter glass?

I'd have to get outta there :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:-s

They have pussy.

So do small woodland creatures :hand:

[RBP]

So do small woodland creatures :hand:

They have human pussy.

[Muddy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny

[JoeyB]

They have human pussy.

So do male cannibals...briefly.

[RBP]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny

:-s

[Muddy]

:mrgreen:

[RBP]

:mrgreen:

I once had a feminist tell me "I don't hate men, I hate people with penises."

[Muddy]

She must have had envy or something.. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

We could do a who's hotter thread.....Kelly Osbourne or PCS?




:lol:

It would depend on how much hair you like. A lot or a whole lot

[Hal-9000]

I once had a feminist tell me "I don't hate men, I hate people with penises."

I hate women with opinions and a semblance of intelligence...

hey, you can't have it all :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It would depend on how much hair you like. A lot or a whole lot

:lol:


for the record, you get one in the W column if the thread is made :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

Id need the 'luggin it' picture to make the thread porky... :mrgreen:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Didn't you make it ;)
I might still have a copy

[Muddy]

check your fb..