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Teh One Who Knocks
10-18-2011, 03:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/VE0ih.png

:lol:


http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Loser
10-18-2011, 03:45 PM
I know of one 90 yo that could kick my ass. He was former Mr. universe and mail man, so you know the motherfucker is in shape :lol:

Tried 2 browsers, it won't take me to result page :(

Muddy
10-18-2011, 03:50 PM
Heres mine..

YOU COULD TAKE 25 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!

I think the bjj and choke knowledge helped me.. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-18-2011, 03:53 PM
I know of one 90 yo that could kick my ass. He was former Mr. universe and mail man, so you know the motherfucker is in shape :lol:

Tried 2 browsers, it won't take me to result page :(

There's a little link at the bottom of the page that asks you to sign up....takes you to the results page :-k

Loser
10-18-2011, 04:03 PM
I get some oneplusyou.com bullshit that doesn't work.

MrsM
10-18-2011, 04:28 PM
YOU COULD TAKE 15 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT! :)

DemonGeminiX
10-18-2011, 05:31 PM
YOU COULD TAKE 28 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!

DemonGeminiX
10-18-2011, 05:35 PM
I get some oneplusyou.com bullshit that doesn't work.

Go all the way to the bottom of the page, where it says "No thanks". It's really small and off to the right compared to the huge "sign up" link that's dead center on the page.

Joebob034
10-18-2011, 07:09 PM
18

redred
10-18-2011, 07:47 PM
i just get a blank results page :sad2:

JoeyB
10-18-2011, 07:55 PM
18

Same here: YOU COULD TAKE 18 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT

I think my moral objections to fighting the elderly and my hesitation to even engage them cost me a lot...


i just get a blank results page :sad2:

That's because the elderly won.

Loser
10-18-2011, 09:29 PM
Go all the way to the bottom of the page, where it says "No thanks". It's really small and off to the right compared to the huge "sign up" link that's dead center on the page.

My page is fucked, just some text links off to the right and nothing else.

JoeyB
10-18-2011, 09:53 PM
My page is fucked, just some text links off to the right and nothing else.

Write down all your answers, post them here, I'll take the test for you and post your results.

JoeyB
10-18-2011, 10:10 PM
Damn, Loser is a badass and we better all be nice to him from now on.

Loser
10-18-2011, 10:19 PM
TBH, I'm actually a very nice guy, and a super happy drunk :lol:

And aparently I can kick 35 granny asses :twisted:

Yt Trash
10-18-2011, 11:01 PM
YOU COULD TAKE 34 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!:chair::beatdown:

JoeyB
10-18-2011, 11:24 PM
TBH, I'm actually a very nice guy, and a super happy drunk :lol:

And aparently I can kick 35 granny asses :twisted:


YOU COULD TAKE 34 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!:chair::beatdown:

Loser and YT Trash (+1 ninety year old) should fight it out.

Hal-9000
10-19-2011, 12:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/yq0EN.jpg

Hal-9000
10-19-2011, 12:47 AM
I'd look for the nearest garbage can or two-by-four to hit them with - having superior weaponry is key when fighting a senior citizen

:lol: :lol:

Loser
10-19-2011, 01:17 AM
You geriatric slaughtering bastard :x

Hal-9000
10-19-2011, 01:32 AM
I answered all as honestly as possible :oops:

Godfather
10-19-2011, 01:53 AM
27 Let's do this :lol:

Hal-9000
10-19-2011, 02:53 AM
Chuck Norris must be approaching 90....no way :hand:

Hal-9000
10-19-2011, 02:54 AM
And the old lady down the block wields her cane like a rattan Kendo stick :shock:

DemonGeminiX
10-19-2011, 10:57 AM
http://i.imgur.com/yq0EN.jpg


I'd pay to see you take on 45. You'd be doing great until #43 gets in that cheap shot that allows him and the remaining 2 to take your ass out.

:lol:

Hugh_Janus
10-19-2011, 11:57 AM
I'd just punch them all in the hip 8-)

seriously though, I know of 2 guys that are well into their 80s and I really wouldn't want to fuck with either of them....:lol: and if you're a mugger, one of them looks like a perfect candidate, skinny and about 5'7" but he'd fuck your shit up so fast, you wouldn't know what happened :lol:

also, it doesn't show my result :sad2: but I'd guess its like about 150:cheerlead:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-19-2011, 12:19 PM
I answered all as honestly as possible :oops:

:liar:

Joebob034
10-19-2011, 04:37 PM
Same here: YOU COULD TAKE 18 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT

I think my moral objections to fighting the elderly and my hesitation to even engage them cost me a lot...


I'm a lover not a fighter, I'd rather make love to 90 year olds than fight them

JoeyB
10-19-2011, 09:12 PM
I'm a lover not a fighter, I'd rather make love to 90 year olds than fight them

Exactly, we spread love and legs, not violence.

Besides together we could take out 36 of them.

Joebob034
10-20-2011, 06:59 PM
Exactly, we spread love and legs, not violence.

Besides together we could take out 36 of them.

:thumbsup:

Hal-9000
10-20-2011, 08:43 PM
:liar:

Nope...I said I was tall, had some training but forgot stuff...and it worked out to 42 :afro: