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Oofty Goofty
10-20-2011, 08:54 PM
DALLAS - A man used a frozen armadillo to attack a 57-year old Pleasant Grove woman, Dallas police said.

The incident happened on Sept. 29 in an apartment complex parking lot.

According to investigators, the altercation occurred when the suspect was selling the carcass to the victim, who planned to eat the animal.

The pair apparently began arguing over the price of the item when the man twice threw the armadillo at the woman.

The animal first struck the woman in the leg and then in her chest.

She was reportedly bruised by the attack.

Detectives have been unable to find the man, who could face assault charges.

Loser
10-20-2011, 09:16 PM
Don't armadillo's carry leprosy?

Acid Trip
10-20-2011, 09:19 PM
So he threw it at her and then picked it up and threw it at her again? :wtf:

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 09:21 PM
Don't armadillo's carry leprosy?

They can.

Hal-9000
10-20-2011, 09:29 PM
It would be about the last thing I'd think about eating when hungry..

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 09:40 PM
Mmmmmm....armadillo :homer:

Hal-9000
10-20-2011, 09:42 PM
:hand: I prefer Komodo Dragon

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 09:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/P84S5.jpg

Hal-9000
10-20-2011, 09:51 PM
Don't Texans run those things over for sport?

Joebob034
10-20-2011, 10:02 PM
Don't Texans run those things over for sport?

what don't they run over?

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 10:04 PM
what don't they run over?

Republicans? :-k

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 10:11 PM
I know a guy who ran over an armadillo with his car once and it tore up the entire underside of his car.

Pony
10-20-2011, 10:36 PM
Don't armadillo's carry leprosy?

You're more likely to contract it if you're hit with one that's thawed out.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-20-2011, 10:37 PM
A thawed out leper? :-s

DemonGeminiX
10-20-2011, 10:45 PM
You thaw a leper? Who are you? Tweety Bird?

:-s

minz
10-20-2011, 10:46 PM
:lol:

deebakes
10-24-2011, 02:13 AM
:lmao: