‘Too Sexy’ Courtney Stodden Kicked Out of Pumpkin Patch

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Radar Staff


http://i.imgur.com/qZVS1.jpg

‘Teen bride’ Courtney Stodden and husband Doug Hutchison were tossed from a pumpkin patch in the Santa Clarita Valley over the weekend, after fellow pumpkin prospectors complained the amorous May-December couple had behaved inappropriately at the family-geared venue.

Onlookers also complained that Courtney -- wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly -- was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.

Courtney presumably referred to the incident on her Twitter page, writing: "Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) "Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24"

While Courtney's parents have pledged their full support to their daughter's marriage to The Green Mile star, the unlikely duo has raised some eyebrows since going public with their marriage.

When we exclusively asked Courtney how she plans to further her education last month, she said she "would go to college and study all of Doug ... all of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun."

The controversial frenzy has helped put the pair on the map, as Courtney's music video Don't Put It On Me has racked up more than 2.8 million YouTube hits.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:wank:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:wank:

These two are just creepy :hand:

[MrsM]

These two are just creepy :hand:

X10

[Hal-9000]

Nice cut offs

:wank:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

These two are just creepy :hand:

Agreed, but I would drop hot loads in her

[Muddy]

Can we get some better pictures?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Agreed, but I would drop hot loads in her

Her birth certificate may say she's 17, but she has the face of a 40 year old :wtf2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can we get some better pictures?

http://i.imgur.com/Dl9PF.jpg http://i.imgur.com/u20dW.jpg

[Muddy]

Did she make some Daisy Dukes out of some 'mom jeans' ?

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/Dl9PF.jpg

Yeah she does look kinda 40ish.. Thanks for the better pic.

[Joebob034]

I don't see how that's inappropriate. In fact she's welcome to my pumpkin patch that I have in my bedroom anytime.

[Hal-9000]

no wonder that dude is always smiling...

[RBP]

no wonder that dude is always smiling...

no shit right... gotdamn.

[Hal-9000]

if a 16 yr old who looked like that walked up to me...well, let's just say that the next news and views story would feature me :lol:

[RBP]

Only if you marry her first. :nono:

[Muddy]

This is nothing but a publicity stunt for this girl.

[Hal-9000]

Only if you marry her first. :nono:

yeahhhh.....I'll get my Dad to yell through the doorway -You guys are officially hitched! Now you may fuck the bride's ass :thumbsup:


:lol: he's a 'Father' to me....

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:corn:

[Hal-9000]

:corn:

we need a punkin one :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.unfinishedman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/creamed-corn.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:


Please :hand:



http://i.imgur.com/NlvEk.jpg > http://i.imgur.com/qZVS1.jpg

[Leefro]

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[Muddy]

Whats up at this punkin patch?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Some trendy place in LA where all the celebs go to get their pumpkins for Halloween every year

[Muddy]

Looks like a fuggin photo shoot, though...

[Leefro]

Looks like a fuggin photo shoot, though...

according to the daily fail over here they are after a reality show

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2052795/Courtney-Stodden-Doug-Hutchinson-kicked-pumpkin-patch.html

[Muddy]

according to the daily fail over here they are after a reality show

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2052795/Courtney-Stodden-Doug-Hutchinson-kicked-pumpkin-patch.html


Yeah I knew something was up... Really she needs a damn cheezburger and a milk shake..

[Leefro]

I think some really awful skeleton make up on her cheeks would do her the world of good

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Looks like a fuggin photo shoot, though...

It's a photo op for all the attention whores

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?17285-Shauna-Sands-candids-while-at-Mr.-Bones-Pumpkin-Patch-in-Los-Angeles-(Oct-21st-2011)

[Muddy]

Porky should go there and take some racy pictures in black face...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyG842RHbxfbCVCwzeLjrcheOLvw1YZ gKTT0_1gTk8bA6ZpaYiqWDkgyoB

[Leefro]

Think he would scoop the pumpkin and fuck that instead

[Hal-9000]

she does have a bit of pre-aged Lohan thing going on with parts of her body...look at her hands, arms and ummm...chest.

I would have said someone was bullshitting me if they told me that she was 16...

[Muddy]

She pretty and ugly all rolled into one...

[RBP]

not one of ya'll motherfuckers would turn that down.

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

not one of ya'll motherfuckers would turn that down.

:lol:

Wrong, I would :hand:

I've upped my standards, now up yours :thumbsup:


:dance:

[Hal-9000]

not one of ya'll motherfuckers would turn that down.

:lol:

Are you kidding??? I'd cross out and write 18 on her ID myself in black marker :lol:

[Muddy]

not one of ya'll motherfuckers would turn that down.

:lol:

Im married.. :angel:

[Hal-9000]

If I was married, she offered...I would politely tell her no and that I'm flattered.And then I would go home and beat my dick against the headboard and jerk off using a wire brush

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You guys are all nuts, she's not anywhere even close to being attractive. You dog Lohan, but you all want to hit this?

:nuts:

[Hal-9000]

You guys are all nuts, she's not anywhere even close to being attractive. You dog Lohan, but you all want to hit this?

:nuts:

YES

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0&ob=av2e

[RBP]

I'd totally do a Lohan-Stodden threesome.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I'd totally do a Lohan-Stodden threesome.

You're a pervert, shes only 17

[Muddy]

Freak

[Hal-9000]

Yep...anyone who even compares that ugly hag Lohan to this girl needs his eyes checked....LANCE

:blind:

[RBP]

You're a pervert, shes only 17


Freak

17's legal in Illiinois. :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

17's legal in Illiinois. :hand:

Even if you are her teacher :lol:

[Muddy]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Even if you are her teacher :lol:

the guy's already down and you're trying to give him a stroke?

dude :lol:

[Muddy]

He's slamming the morphine button right now... :lol:

[RBP]

Bastards :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[deebakes]

:corn: :lwank:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Teen Bride Courtney Stodden & Hubby: "Concerned Moms" Got Us Booted From Pumpkin Patch
by Natalie Finn - E! Online


It was a mother of a problem that got Courtney Stodden booted from a pumpkin patch.

Well, a handful of mothers actually.

The 17-year-old and 51-year-old hubby Doug Hutchison are blaming their recent ouster from an L.A.-area pumpkin patch on "a handful of concerned moms" who objected to Stodden's cheek-flashing attire. (And we don't mean her face.)

"The women were coming up to the manager and complaining…because of the kids," she admitted to Dr. Drew Pinsky in an interview airing Nov. 7 on Lifechangers.

But not everyone was complaining, Stodden added.

"The dads loved it!" she exclaimed. Hutchison agreed, but put a more kid-friendly spin on what went down.

"There were a lot of people who wanted to take pictures with us," he said, "and we overheard a dad say to his little girl, 'Oh look, honey, they have a pumpkin-patch girl this year.'" (Nice save, mystery dad!)

Hutchison continued, "A lot of the kids thought she was a pumpkin-patch princess and there was a handful of concerned moms who went to the owners and said, 'Get her out.'"

Adria Fauldoner of the Lombardi Pumpkin Patch in Santa Clarity Valley told E! News that the couple were asked to leave due to their "inappropriate behavior," the idea of which coincided with the, er, Halloween-themed PDA pics Hutchinson and Stodden posted online afterward.

But Hutchinson said that those pics were taken after they left. The pair stopped by a grocery store to buy their own pumpkins, before engaging in their own private photo shoot.

To which we can only say, thanks for sharing.

This isn't the first time that Stodden's camp has blamed female spite for what they perceive to be unfair treatment. The teen's mother, Krista Keller, recently blasted the jealous haters—all women, she claimed—who teamed up to get her daughter's fanpage pulled down from Facebook for "inappropriate sexual conduct."

Facebook later apologized for the technical oversight and reinstated Stodden's Facebook access.