JoeyB
10-25-2011, 07:57 AM
Lindsay Lohan perhaps to receive 1 million for playboy shoot so I guess she'll have plenty of drugs for the next couple of months!
How will this impact her life?
I tried to make this a poll, but as always it won't fucking work. Must be added within two minutes bullshit. Here are the options:
1 Million affords her a new, happier lifestyle
Drug orgy, before selling herself in orgies.
Drug orgy leading to death. RIP. :deewank
People like how she looks nude, porn career follows.
Vagina with freckles becomes new national craze.
Playboy mag used as advertising for her prostitution.
Feels depressed, uses money to buy bigger tits and bleached asshole.
Bleached asshole is, in fact, Justin Beiber.
Playboy goes out of business.
Lindsay finds she enjoys 'looking' at her pics while squeezing her thighs tight.
Jez and Dee...mega wank-a-thon to the death.
Lindsay's playboy mag includes free 'lude sampler.
Layout restarts her career, she wins Oscar.
Oscar kills himself.
Layout restarts her career, she becomes new Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart does playboy layout.
I rub my cock raw and bloody 'enjoying' her layout.
No seriously, I will...
How will this impact her life?
I tried to make this a poll, but as always it won't fucking work. Must be added within two minutes bullshit. Here are the options:
1 Million affords her a new, happier lifestyle
Drug orgy, before selling herself in orgies.
Drug orgy leading to death. RIP. :deewank
People like how she looks nude, porn career follows.
Vagina with freckles becomes new national craze.
Playboy mag used as advertising for her prostitution.
Feels depressed, uses money to buy bigger tits and bleached asshole.
Bleached asshole is, in fact, Justin Beiber.
Playboy goes out of business.
Lindsay finds she enjoys 'looking' at her pics while squeezing her thighs tight.
Jez and Dee...mega wank-a-thon to the death.
Lindsay's playboy mag includes free 'lude sampler.
Layout restarts her career, she wins Oscar.
Oscar kills himself.
Layout restarts her career, she becomes new Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart does playboy layout.
I rub my cock raw and bloody 'enjoying' her layout.
No seriously, I will...