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Teh One Who Knocks
10-25-2011, 01:31 PM
Staff Reports - Chico Enterprise-Record


ORLAND — Orlando Robinson II couldn't get arrested Saturday, although he tried his best.

The 28-year-old transient walked into the Orland Police Department about 3 p.m. and told officer Sean Johnson he wanted to be arrested because he had nowhere to live.

Robinson said he was on parole from the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, and was wearing an ankle bracelet.

Johnson told the man he had no wants or warrants and had no reason to hold him.

Robinson began to tamper with the GPS monitoring device on his ankle, which is a violation of parole.

As Johnson was filling out a booking questionnaire he discovered that Robinson was no longer on parole, and removing the bracelet would not be a violation.

The man left the police department disappointed, but armed with information about places where he might get some assistance with basic needs.

DemonGeminiX
10-25-2011, 03:54 PM
That's actually more common than you think.

RBP
10-25-2011, 04:21 PM
That's actually more common than you think.

Oh now you know what i think? :hand:

Loser
10-25-2011, 04:27 PM
Brick through window works a treat if you need a place to stay for a couple of weeks.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-25-2011, 04:30 PM
He should've just punched one of the cops ;)

PorkChopSandwiches
10-25-2011, 06:38 PM
Hahahahah

deebakes
10-28-2011, 02:03 AM
pants down masturbating in the street gets you a few nights in jail and pleasure at the same time :tup:


what a rookie...

JoeyB
10-28-2011, 04:17 AM
pants down masturbating in the street gets you a few nights in jail and pleasure at the same time :tup:


what a rookie...

Masturbation is your solution to everything, isn't it?

deebakes
10-28-2011, 04:27 AM
:lwank:

JoeyB
10-28-2011, 04:37 AM
:lwank:

So masturbation is even the answer to my question...brilliant.