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Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 02:37 PM
By the TMZ Staff


http://i.imgur.com/mjvuf.jpg

Lindsay Lohan's genitals are a friggin' gold mine -- because Playboy's million dollar baby has just received ANOTHER million dollar offer from a sex toy company ... TMZ has learned.

The honchos from an adult entertainment company called FleshLight have fired over a letter to Lohan's reps ... hoping to seal a deal with the actress which would allow the company to take a mold of LiLo's lady parts to produce "authentic" Lindsay Lohan sex toys.

Shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not that uncommon in the world of adult entertainment ... loads of XXX actresses -- including Jesse Jane and "Nailin' Palin" star Lisa Ann -- have copied their private parts for sex toys.

We're told Lindsay hasn't seen the offer yet ... but sources close to the actress tell us, "She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money."

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay is going full frontal for Playboy ... but only agreed to the deal because she felt the photos would be "tasteful."

PorkChopSandwiches
10-27-2011, 02:45 PM
We are on our way

Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 03:04 PM
I can't believe there isn't a porn offer on the table from someone yet.

DemonGeminiX
10-27-2011, 04:39 PM
They're waiting to see if she takes the fleshlight offer. If she says yes to that, she'll say yes to anything... including an interracial midget clown anal gangbang.

Muddy
10-27-2011, 04:40 PM
Hahahaha.... Fleshlight.. thats awesome...

PorkChopSandwiches
10-27-2011, 04:44 PM
They're waiting to see if she takes the fleshlight offer. If she says yes to that, she'll say yes to anything... including an interracial midget clown anal gangbang.

Can I get a copy of that?

DemonGeminiX
10-27-2011, 04:47 PM
I'm sure you'll be able to downrent it when it comes out.

;)

PorkChopSandwiches
10-27-2011, 04:49 PM
I want the anal fleshlight

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 06:34 PM
she has a yucky cooter from the pics I saw...the red slit of disease and doom

PorkChopSandwiches
10-27-2011, 06:38 PM
http://static.mofos.com/fhgs/scenes/538/3/img/04.jpg

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 06:40 PM
that looks exactly like my dick ^^

PorkChopSandwiches
10-27-2011, 06:47 PM
its all freckly with red hair?

Muddy
10-27-2011, 06:48 PM
That girl is much hotter than Lohan... Whats wrong in this world?

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 09:59 PM
its all freckly with red hair?

yes...NO! :slap:

It's myopic and needs to wear glasses

Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 10:15 PM
That girl is much hotter than Lohan... Whats wrong in this world?

:blind:

Muddy
10-27-2011, 10:18 PM
:blind:

you're crazy man... Lohans done... :lol:

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 10:32 PM
you're crazy man... Lohans done... :lol:

+1 :thumbsup:

Leefro
10-27-2011, 10:36 PM
If she does one Would it be as good as Lia's Training vid ?

Hugh_Janus
10-27-2011, 11:35 PM
that looks exactly like my dick ^^

would that be her left or right pinky?
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/9081/403billbaileyinterestin.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/706/403billbaileyinterestin.jpg/)

Hal-9000
10-28-2011, 12:59 AM
:sad2:



*attaches weight to penis and starts jumping*



:(

deebakes
10-28-2011, 01:19 AM
:lwank: with the lilolight :tup: