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Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 09:37 PM
By Rebecca Macatee - Us Weekly


http://i.imgur.com/dG5Fe.jpg

Courtney Stodden's time in the spotlight has aged her something fierce.

Since Doug Hutchison, 51, married the 17-year-old aspiring singer-actress in May, Stodden has been accused of lying about her age. (Good Morning America, however, tracked down her birth certificate and confirmed that at the time of their July interview, she was in fact 16 years old.)

While Stodden adamantly denies she's had plastic surgery, the mature-looking blonde is barely recognizable from high school photos that were, according to the Daily Mail, taken just 18 months before her controversial wedding.

Before the cleavage shots, orange tans and spray-on abs, Stodden was a fresh-faced, fair-skinned girl. In a shot from her high school days, she appears natural and relaxed while wearing a conservative blouse and minimal makeup.

In an interview with E! News in July, Hutchison said "God was [Courtney's] only plastic surgeon."

"I was born this way out of the womb," Stodden added.

Muddy
10-27-2011, 09:41 PM
Courtney Stodden's time in the spotlight has aged her something fierce.



No doubt... Act your age kid and daddy will buy you a happy meal..

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 09:52 PM
I like her look now....it's says grrrrrrrrrrrr

Too bad she idolizes that twerp she's with now.She needs to go out and get some seasoning with other menz..

Muddy
10-27-2011, 09:53 PM
I like her look now....it's says grrrrrrrrrrrr

Too bad she idolizes that twerp she's with now.She needs to go out and get some seasoning with other menz..


He's obviously rung her bell a few times...

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 09:55 PM
oh and btw...if those boobies aren't the result of plastic surgery, I must be Donald Trump

Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 09:55 PM
I like her look now....it's says grrrrrrrrrrrr

Too bad she idolizes that twerp she's with now.She needs to go out and get some seasoning with other menz..

If by grrrrrrrrrrrr you mean $2 crack whore, then I agree 100% :tup:

Muddy
10-27-2011, 09:56 PM
Oh she's more than $2 homie... That'd cost you at least $300 an hour... :lol:

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 09:57 PM
He's obviously rung her bell a few times...

It may be that he's the only guy she's slept with which doesn't give her an open appraisal on men in general.

I wonder about the behind the scenes the stuff in stories like this.How the hell did he initially hook up with her?

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 09:58 PM
If by grrrrrrrrrrrr you mean $2 crack whore, then I agree 100% :tup:

:hand: she's $6 at least

Muddy
10-27-2011, 09:58 PM
Hey little girl.. Want some Candy?

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 10:00 PM
Hey little girl.. Want some Candy?

You'd think eh? He must have met her when she was 15...


*enter the Creepy Zone music*

Muddy
10-27-2011, 10:05 PM
Yeah what a bum... Cant pick up anyone but a kid? Enter S.S.

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 10:07 PM
I'm telling ya...with her current look and body, I would contest her age if she told me she was 16/17 :oops:

Muddy
10-27-2011, 10:08 PM
Her face def. looks around 40...

Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 10:10 PM
:hand: she's $6 at least

They saw you coming a mile away then :nono:

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 10:13 PM
They saw you coming a mile away then :nono:

Based on those punkin patch photos, I'd pay clear up to 10 dollars for a ride on that..

Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 10:15 PM
And then what? A trip to the CDC in Atlanta for full decontamination? :-k

DemonGeminiX
10-27-2011, 10:15 PM
Her face def. looks around 40...

She does, and not just a run of the mill 40 year old either. She's got that used-up 40 year old look. And she's only what? A year and a half removed from that year book picture on the left where she looks young and healthy, the way she's supposed to be? I don't know what she did to herself, but whatever it is, it should be a criminal offense.

Muddy
10-27-2011, 10:17 PM
I think she is just using makeup techniques to look older because she prolly caught a shit ton of grief for her age...

Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 10:18 PM
She does, and not just a run of the mill 40 year old either. She's got that used-up 40 year old look. And she's only what? A year and a half removed from that year book picture on the left where she looks young and healthy, the way she's supposed to be? I don't know what she did to herself, but whatever it is, it should be a criminal offense.

Buck and a half crack whore :tup:

DemonGeminiX
10-27-2011, 10:21 PM
I think she is just using makeup techniques to look older because she prolly caught a shit ton of grief for her age...

Her parents should catch a ton of grief for allowing any of this shit to take place to begin with.

Muddy
10-27-2011, 10:22 PM
This bimbos like 4 years older than my oldest child... If some 40 year old dude came sniffing around here... I'd beat his fucking head in..

Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 10:26 PM
This bimbos like 4 years older than my oldest child... If some 40 year old dude came sniffing around here... I'd beat his fucking head in..

*cancels plane tickets* 8-[

RBP
10-27-2011, 10:27 PM
This bimbos like 4 years older than my oldest child... If some 40 year old dude came sniffing around here... I'd beat his fucking head in..

But she can sleep with a teacher at 17?

Muddy
10-27-2011, 10:28 PM
But she can sleep with a teacher at 17?

No, she's not a cheerleader... :lol:

RBP
10-27-2011, 10:29 PM
No, she's not a cheerleader... :lol:

uh huh... as long as it's some else's fantasy girl....

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 10:31 PM
She does, and not just a run of the mill 40 year old either. She's got that used-up 40 year old look. And she's only what? A year and a half removed from that year book picture on the left where she looks young and healthy, the way she's supposed to be? I don't know what she did to herself, but whatever it is, it should be a criminal offense.


yeah......criminal.....should never had happened.......:wank:

Muddy
10-27-2011, 10:31 PM
uh huh... as long as it's some else's fantasy girl....


Dont take the tinker web so serious, mon frere.. :)

RBP
10-27-2011, 10:37 PM
Dont take the tinker web so serious, mon frere.. :)

I'd fuck her. 8-[

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 10:38 PM
I'd fuck her. 8-[

then you'd be fucking my ass because I'll be on top of her first...




*puts something in mouth*

Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 10:38 PM
You guys all need your eyes checked :puke:

RBP
10-27-2011, 10:49 PM
then you'd be fucking my ass because I'll be on top of her first...

*puts something in mouth*

That's 2... one more and you're officially at least bi.

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 10:50 PM
*puts something in mouth to quell the urge to post number 3*










:doh: shit

RBP
10-27-2011, 10:53 PM
*puts something in mouth to quell the urge to post number 3*

:doh: shit

you need a binkie.

http://i.imgur.com/CtctT.jpg

Hal-9000
10-27-2011, 11:00 PM
If I could remove this pesky 7th rib, I wouldn't need a binkie :x

RBP
10-27-2011, 11:03 PM
:shock:

:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2011, 11:07 PM
you need a binkie.

http://i.imgur.com/CtctT.jpg

:hand:




http://i.imgur.com/gSC2r.jpg



:tup:

RBP
10-27-2011, 11:08 PM
Agreed Lance, much better! :tup: