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Goofy
01-30-2011, 02:17 PM
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the famous golf course at St Andrews .



Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts:



'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

The golfer replies:

'Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England .

Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?'

The keeper replies:

'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way

Southern Belle
01-30-2011, 02:57 PM
:lol: I'll send that to the hub.

golfer
02-06-2011, 08:51 PM
Damn you for giving the golfers a hard time... but that is funny :rofl:

FBD
03-03-2011, 03:30 PM
:lol: golf course water is almost *always* sooooo nasty...since half of the water is artificially constructed! hell, the course down the street my buddy's gramp took the steam shovel and dug and dug, and the very last "pond" he made, he just kept digging, and digging, and digging....until the entire thing was well below where the water level is now. Fill 'er up!

beowulf
03-03-2011, 08:22 PM
last time i heard that joke it was a muslim immigrant on a english farm :lol: