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Teh One Who Knocks
10-31-2011, 11:29 AM
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German police called to a traffic incident early Sunday were astonished to find themselves face-to-face with Jedi master Yoda from "Star Wars," much worse for wear after Halloween celebrations.

In the early hours of Sunday morning, a 42-year-old male driver, resplendent in his Yoda costume, had a minor collision with a pedestrian and sped off in his car, only to be collared by a police vehicle two minutes later.

The pedestrian was left with only light injuries following the accident, but the Jedi master look-alike found himself on the wrong side of the law and, despite his green mask, was left decidedly red-faced.

"The officers were especially surprised to see ... Grand Master Yoda at the wheel," according to the statement from police in the city of Darmstadt, near Frankfurt.

It appears that Yoda enjoyed his evening too much to be driving, and authorities took him to the station, confiscated his license and took a blood sample. "The hapless Jedi returned home on foot," police said.

"In this case, the force was not with him," they added.

redred
10-31-2011, 12:10 PM
:lol: wheres saulty

Goofy
10-31-2011, 01:04 PM
Crashed the car he did :)

Teh One Who Knocks
10-31-2011, 01:10 PM
There must have been a disturbance in the Force :-k

Goofy
10-31-2011, 01:22 PM
There must have been a disturbance in the Force :-k

Alcohol can do that........ my force wasnt very strong on saturday night when i fell asleep fully clothed on top of my bed 8-[ And for some reason i'd left the hot tap running in the bathroom all night :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-31-2011, 01:27 PM
:facepalm:

Joebob034
10-31-2011, 03:28 PM
http://www.iamboredr.com/files/880f0735937b.jpg

DemonGeminiX
10-31-2011, 05:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An_Kd-55-kg

PorkChopSandwiches
10-31-2011, 05:47 PM
:lol:

deebakes
11-01-2011, 01:27 AM
go yoda go! :woot: