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perrhaps
11-04-2011, 02:29 PM
By the way, do you folks realize that there are photographs of nude women in some of your forum sections?

Noilly Pratt
11-04-2011, 02:31 PM
By the way, do you folks realize that there are photographs of nude women in some of your forum sections?

Answer: Perrhaps! :)

Welcome...and you're not the only oldie around here. I'm in my mid 40's, but I'm far more immature than that! :)

MrsM
11-04-2011, 02:36 PM
By the way, do you folks realize that there are photographs of nude women in some of your forum sections?

I have no idea what you are talking about ;)

Oh and Hi and Welcome :wave:

redred
11-04-2011, 02:39 PM
welcome to the site :waves:

Teh One Who Knocks
11-04-2011, 03:31 PM
Welcome aboard :howdy:

PorkChopSandwiches
11-04-2011, 03:32 PM
Welcome to the old days

perrhaps
11-04-2011, 03:39 PM
Answer: Perrhaps! :)

Welcome...and you're not the only oldie around here. I'm in my mid 40's, but I'm far more immature than that! :)

You're a mere child.


Welcome to the old days


Every morning when I wake up, I start another "old" day.


Hey, how come I can't find any thread about how 9/11 was caused by the US government?

PorkChopSandwiches
11-04-2011, 03:51 PM
Hey, how come I can't find any thread about how 9/11 was caused by the US government?

Not everyone got an invite :lol:

redred
11-04-2011, 03:57 PM
remember don't say his name:hand:

Hal-9000
11-04-2011, 04:02 PM
this just in...

9/11 Caused by Donald Trump

In a stunning revelation, sources have been quoted as saying The Donald brought down all 4 airplanes causing the deaths on September 11th/2001.Although the sources have no tangible proof, they feel that Trump was responsible and have posted numerous Youtube videos with shitty music and lame graphics to support their claim.

One person went on record as saying - Of course he did it...just look at his hair!




...welcome perhhaps..

RBP
11-04-2011, 05:07 PM
:welcome:

Teh One Who Knocks
11-04-2011, 05:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Ni4pF.png

Hal-9000
11-04-2011, 05:43 PM
Whoa.Good Point!

:rofl:

redred
11-04-2011, 06:18 PM
:lol:

Joebob034
11-04-2011, 06:30 PM
Hey, how come I can't find any thread about how 9/11 was caused by the US government?

:ignore:

Pony
11-04-2011, 09:24 PM
Welcome! :hi:

deebakes
11-04-2011, 10:39 PM
:hello:

Nemowork Pt2
11-05-2011, 01:03 AM
Answer: Perrhaps! :)

Welcome...and you're not the only oldie around here. I'm in my mid 40's, but I'm far more immature than that! :)

I'm confused, are we talking age or IQ?

JoeyB
11-05-2011, 05:34 AM
I'm confused, are we talking age or IQ?

Perhaps it was an average of the two.

Noilly Pratt
11-05-2011, 09:04 AM
Perhaps it was an average of the two.

Average, mean, median, whatever...could also be temperature if we're talkin' Fair-n'-height

SmoothBob
11-06-2011, 09:55 AM
:wavey:

Pull up a chair, we got the mini sausage rolls coming out next! :tup:

JoeyB
11-06-2011, 08:48 PM
Pull up a chair, we got the mini sausage rolls coming out next! :tup:

Noilly is taking off his pants?

Goofy
11-06-2011, 10:17 PM
By the way, do you folks realize that there are photographs of nude women in some of your forum sections?

Nude women? :shock: No-one told me :sad2:

Hal-9000
11-06-2011, 10:24 PM
I gave him a 9/11 conspiracy post and not even a thanks...

:sad2: my genius is going to waste here

JoeyB
11-06-2011, 10:34 PM
:sad2: my genius is going to waste here

Welcome to the club, bitch.

Hal-9000
11-06-2011, 10:56 PM
Welcome to the club, bitch.

:hand: Just because no one comments, doesn't mean that they don't read.


Besides...you know that post is inside gurgling around and MUST be released.We're making the posts for us, not the world.

Southern Belle
11-06-2011, 11:41 PM
Welcome Perhapps! You're not the only oldie here!

JoeyB
11-07-2011, 08:45 PM
:hand: Just because no one comments, doesn't mean that they don't read.


Besides...you know that post is inside gurgling around and MUST be released.We're making the posts for us, not the world.

I've actually had days where I feel like "fuck it, why bother posting".

Hal-9000
11-07-2011, 10:05 PM
I've actually had days where I feel like "fuck it, why bother posting".

The demon must be released from within...

kinda like 5 days of pent up sperm :)

JoeyB
11-07-2011, 10:38 PM
The demon must be released from within...

kinda like 5 days of pent up sperm :)

5 days, try twenty years. I'm gonna erupt like a volcano. 'Ash' will be reported five states away.

Hal-9000
11-07-2011, 10:41 PM
5 days, try twenty years. I'm gonna erupt like a volcano. 'Ash' will be reported five states away.

Naww...that stuff just dissipates within your bloodstream when you don't shoot the goo.

So you have 20 years of spermo-globin circulating in your body, I knew I smelled something funny..

JoeyB
11-07-2011, 10:48 PM
Naww...that stuff just dissipates within your bloodstream when you don't shoot the goo.

So you have 20 years of spermo-globin circulating in your body, I knew I smelled something funny..

Stop smelling my blood!

Hal-9000
11-07-2011, 11:02 PM
so...we gonna run this thread to 10 pages before the guest of honor decides to post again?

JoeyB
11-07-2011, 11:07 PM
so...we gonna run this thread to 10 pages before the guest of honor decides to post again?

At this point I honestly don't even remember who made the first post...

Hal-9000
11-07-2011, 11:20 PM
At this point I honestly don't even remember who made the first post...

Perrhaps it was me....

JoeyB
11-07-2011, 11:30 PM
Perrhaps it was me....

You as you or you as me, or me as you being me you as me?

Hal-9000
11-07-2011, 11:40 PM
You as you or you as me, or me as you being me you as me?

yes :thumbsup:

perrhaps
11-08-2011, 01:37 PM
so...we gonna run this thread to 10 pages before the guest of honor decides to post again?


At this point I honestly don't even remember who made the first post...


Perrhaps it was me....


You as you or you as me, or me as you being me you as me?


yes :thumbsup:

This is as bad as watching a "Golden Girls" marathon.

Noilly Pratt
11-08-2011, 03:51 PM
This is as bad as watching a "Golden Girls" marathon.

So you admit to it....

perrhaps
11-08-2011, 04:04 PM
So you admit to it....

When I was in the ICU, my nurse took my remote control out of my room.

Hal-9000
11-08-2011, 08:26 PM
Estelle Getty had a tight little body..

JoeyB
11-08-2011, 08:57 PM
This is as bad as watching a "Golden Girls" marathon.

And yet you watch. Welcome to the forum newbie! You should post in more threads than just silly ones like this. There is real content to be found, or, join the silly stuff if you prefer!


Estelle Getty had a tight little body..

I'm not in the habit of admitting this, but there was a Circus Of The Stars where Rue McClanahan was prancing around in tight clothing, and, well...

Hal-9000
11-08-2011, 09:37 PM
Beatrice Arthur :drool:

JoeyB
11-08-2011, 09:59 PM
Beatrice Arthur :drool:

Best celeb roast comment ever, Jeffrey Ross talking about some forgettable celebrity and saying "I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick".

Bea Arthur was then shown in the audience, laughing.

Hal-9000
11-08-2011, 10:01 PM
and then there is Maude....

indeed

Noilly Pratt
11-09-2011, 03:41 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/a26bea.jpg

Muddy
11-18-2011, 10:43 PM
Welcome, old timer!