Lindsay Lohan Released From Jail – 4 ½ Hours After Checking In!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Radar Staff


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Well, that was fast.

Lindsay Lohan checked into jail Sunday night, only to be released 4-and-a-half hours later, RadarOnline.com is reporting.

The troubled actress arrived at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California at 8:48 pm PST Sunday to begin serving her 30-day sentence, but was released at approximately 1:30 am PST Tuesday, due to jail overcrowding.

Lindsay, 25, admitted last week she had violated her probation by failing to show up at community service appointments at a women's shelter in Los Angeles.

Superior Court Judge Stephanie Saunter told Lindsay she will now have to perform all of her community service at a morgue and complete 19 psycho-therapy sessions by March 29, 2012.

If she completes them all, her probation will be over and the rest of the 300-day sentence will be stayed indefinitely.

If she fails to do so, she will have to serve the remainder of the 270 days of her sentence.

In an unusual twist, the judge also banned Lindsay from using social networking site twitter while working at the morgue.

The sentence is the Mean Girls' actress fifth since she was arrested twice for drunk driving in 2007, and earlier this year she served 35 days under house arrest.

[redred]

was it even worth her checking in ?

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:

Why even state the sentence for the record?

[MrsM]

complete waste of time

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe the jail is a place of time distortion and on the outside it seems like only 4-1/2 hours passed by, but inside, it was really 30 days? :-k

[Hal-9000]

I'll be committing all of my crimes down in Cali and rooming with Porky while I do them :tup:

[Muddy]

Man build some frickin jails out there... wth...

[Hal-9000]

Yeah they talk about infrastructure problems...wouldn't building a whole whack of jails create jobs both before and after?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

she will be the new Robert Downey Jr soon and her whole career will be bigger then ever.

[Pony]

Lindsay Lohan checked into jail Sunday night, only to be released 4-and-a-half hours later,


at 8:48 pm PST Sunday to begin serving her 30-day sentence, but was released at approximately 1:30 am PST Tuesday,

:-k



Maybe the jail is a place of time distortion and on the outside it seems like only 4-1/2 hours passed by, but inside, it was really 30 days? :-k

Ahh, that explains it, thanks.

[Hal-9000]

she will be the new Robert Downey Jr soon and her whole career will be bigger then ever.

It would help if she actually WORKED...4 years now of court appearances and rehab/parole?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

It would help if she actually WORKED...4 years now of court appearances and rehab/parole?

She tried to play Linda Lovelace, but they wont even hire her to blow someone :dance:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:




she looked too skanky and was too irresponsible to play a 70's porn star

[Teh One Who Knocks]

she will be the new Robert Downey Jr soon and her whole career will be bigger then ever.

She'd have to be clean...she's right about where Downey was when he hit rock bottom, but he got himself clean and sober. From all tabloid accounts, LiLo still likes to party too much.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:




she looked too skanky and was too irresponsible to play a 70's porn star

:lol: Thats got to be tough to do


She'd have to be clean...she's right about where Downey was when he hit rock bottom, but he got himself clean and sober. From all tabloid accounts, LiLo still likes to party too much.

Yep, hopefully she can work it out.

[Joebob034]

what a fuckin joke

[Hal-9000]

In all seriousness...Downey has a modicum of acting talent.Even if LIho gets it together what will she offer?
Big saggy boobies I guess :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lindsay is in no way Oscar material, but she's far from a horrible actress. There are plenty worse than her in Hollywood. If she could do what Downey did, she could start to have a career again.

[Hal-9000]

Lindsay is in no way Oscar material, but she's far from a horrible actress. There are plenty worse than her in Hollywood. If she could do what Downey did, she could start to have a career again.

I've only heard about her Herbie Goes to Jail or whatever it was.....she needs to clean up and do a real stand out role, something serious and hard hitting

[Teh One Who Knocks]

She was funny in Mean Girls

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[Hal-9000]

she could be drunk victim # 3 in my vampire movie..

[RBP]

FREE LILO!!

[Hal-9000]

FREE LILO!!

:slap:

you got your wish Spanky..

[RBP]

:woot:

[Hal-9000]

You probably drove the getaway car :x

[RBP]

while she gave me road head. :spy:

[Hal-9000]

prolly gave you a whole lot more than that.....penicillin-boy

[RBP]

I am taking enough antibiotics to kill any invasion. :hand:

[MrsM]

she could be drunk victim # 3 in my vampire movie..

Drunk victim #3 is she the outcast co-ed who picks up a hot vampire and goes home with him. After some heavy makeout scene he goes down on her and makes a deep cut into her lady bits. She is enjoying the attention then feels that something is wrong. she lifts his head to see that his face is covered in blood - she screams but it's too late. He has already drank enough that she is too weak to escape. He continues to feed until she is exsanguinated.

[RBP]

Drunk victim #3 is she the outcast co-ed who picks up a hot vampire and goes home with him. After some heavy makeout scene he goes down on her and makes a deep cut into her lady bits. She is enjoying the attention then feels that something is wrong. she lifts his head to see that his face is covered in blood - she screams but it's too late. He has already drank enough that she is too weak to escape. He continues to feed until she is exsanguinated.

:-s

[DemonGeminiX]

4.5 hours? Is that all it took to complete the gangbang?

:-k

[Hal-9000]

Drunk victim #3 is she the outcast co-ed who picks up a hot vampire and goes home with him. After some heavy makeout scene he goes down on her and makes a deep cut into her lady bits. She is enjoying the attention then feels that something is wrong. she lifts his head to see that his face is covered in blood - she screams but it's too late. He has already drank enough that she is too weak to escape. He continues to feed until she is exsanguinated.\

close...:lol:

My vampire movie features 7 lesbian vampires who are very hot and they go to bars pretending to be interested in various low life menz.They lure the men back to their lair and kill them in fiendish and horrible ways.Gary Busey and Mickey Roarke played washed up detectives who actually uncover the vamp girl's murders, but nobody believes them.As both cops are alcoholics and drug addicts, they have to clean up their collective acts and try to foil the VAMPIRE LESBIAN KILLERS (working title)

[RBP]

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close...:lol:

My vampire movie features 7 lesbian vampires who are very hot and they go to bars pretending to be interested in various low life menz.They lure the men back to their lair and kill them in fiendish and horrible ways.Gary Busey and Mickey Roarke played washed up detectives who actually uncover the vamp girl's murders, but nobody believes them.As both cops are alcoholics and drug addicts, they have to clean up their collective acts and try to foil the VAMPIRE LESBIAN KILLERS (working title)

:-s

[Joebob034]

\

close...:lol:

My vampire movie features 7 lesbian vampires who are very hot and they go to bars pretending to be interested in various low life menz.They lure the men back to their lair and kill them in fiendish and horrible ways.Gary Busey and Mickey Roarke played washed up detectives who actually uncover the vamp girl's murders, but nobody believes them.As both cops are alcoholics and drug addicts, they have to clean up their collective acts and try to foil the VAMPIRE LESBIAN KILLERS (working title)

that's kind of similar to From Dusk Til Dawn

[Hal-9000]

:-s

I've already got the opening scene down....I pick 7 various hotties from Lance's celeb galleries and the camera trails behind them as they walk down the street at night.All are wearing micro-minis and high heels.The overdub is Saturday Night Fever and the girls are smiling and totally sexy.

Then they hit the club and bite the hell of dudes..plenty of screaming, gore etc

[Hal-9000]

that's kind of similar to From Dusk Til Dawn

yes but not really :thumbsup:

[RBP]

I've already got the opening scene down....I pick 7 various hotties from Lance's celeb galleries and the camera trails behind them as they walk down the street at night.All are wearing micro-minis and high heels.The overdub is Saturday Night Fever and the girls are smiling and totally sexy.

Then they hit the club and bite the hell of dudes..plenty of screaming, gore etc

Al Gore in in it? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: sure...we'll make him the head vampire who turned all of the lesbo vamps.He also gives nightly seminars on how the bad economy is contributing to global warming

[RBP]

"head" vampire. :lol:

[deebakes]

:lwank: