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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[The Monk]

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I took this photo in a coffee shop in Budapest.....



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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Muddy]

You stupid sluts. Get a little dignity.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[Muddy]

She is so smart....

[Hikari Kisugi]

She is so smart....

Is she not the one quoted as saying, 'My family escaped socialism, now many of my democrat colleagues want to bring it here.'
Rather than want it herself?

Maybe i am thinking of someone else.

[Muddy]

Is she not the one quoted as saying, 'My family escaped socialism, now many of my democrat colleagues want to bring it here.'
Rather than want it herself?

Maybe i am thinking of someone else.

I don't think that's her.. I think she is a clueless semi-wealthy kid that thinks socialism is the answer for the US.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[RBP]

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:lol:

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[RBP]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[RBP]

:rimshot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/QbyyCXc.jpg?1

[The Monk]

I took this photo in a coffee shop in Budapest.....



http://i65.tinypic.com/11sjc7n.jpg


.... and their coffee was fucking good too!

[The Monk]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img921/4101/SeJ3gu.jpg



Must be an American thing :?:

[The Monk]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img921/337/p1uAYU.jpg

That's why I don't fix anything.... it saves money.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Must be an American thing :?:

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[The Monk]

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[RBP]

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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/14/irish-protests-cry-underwear-not-consent-teenagers-thong-used/

[The Monk]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[RBP]

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Teaching "home ec" is misogynist bullshit. Well, until you actually live in your own home.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Teaching "home ec" is misogynist bullshit. Well, until you actually live in your own home.

Growing up after my parents split, we were poor. Never owned a dishwasher and didn't know anyone that ever had one. Even first living on my own I never had a dishwasher. Moved to Colorado when I was 26 and my apartment had a dishwasher and I though dish soap was dish soap, didn't dawn on me there was stuff for regular (by hand) dish washing and stuff specifically for dishwashers. Guess which kind of soap I used the very first time I ran the dishwasher. :lol:

Only difference was I had about a thousand times more suds than the girl in the above pic. I was mad, embarrassed, panicking all at the same time. Man did I feel stupid. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[RBP]

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Welcome to the People's Republic of Illinois.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Welcome to the People's Republic of Illinois.

Chicago taxes fun :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[RBP]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[The Monk]

Teaching "home ec" is misogynist bullshit. Well, until you actually live in your own home.



Only if taught to females only..... There are times when I wish I had been able to attend some cookery stuff at high school! - Not for boys!!!

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/MWah7u1.png

....but not cocks.... unless you're in Thailand!

[KevinD]

Only if taught to females only..... There are times when I wish I had been able to attend some cookery stuff at high school! - Not for boys!!!

I took home ec in hs. I had moved to as very small town after my sophomore year, and they didnt have many elective classes. Also took typing, got back in band and athletics in the same school, along with wood shop (kind of a waste since I grew up working with my carpenter dad.

[RBP]

Only if taught to females only..... There are times when I wish I had been able to attend some cookery stuff at high school! - Not for boys!!!

Now not taught at all.

[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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So much this^^

[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[The Monk]

I took home ec in hs. I had moved to as very small town after my sophomore year, and they didn't have many elective classes. Also took typing, got back in band and athletics in the same school, along with wood shop (kind of a waste since I grew up working with my carpenter dad.


Back in my day (before colour), only girls could take home economics and typing. All boys had to take woodwork, metalwork and technical drawing. Fat lot of good those did me but it would be nice to be a better cook and also comptetent at touch typing.




Now not taught at all.


Pity that as in this day of a genderless society, all the "people" (if I'm still allowed to use that term) could be at a greater advantage for life ahead.

[RBP]

Pity that as in this day of a genderless society, all the "people" (if I'm still allowed to use that term) could be at a greater advantage for life ahead.

Yes. Of all the things... basic home care and money management are ignored. Tells you something.

[Hikari Kisugi]

Aye money management including lessons on what APR means, what a phone is, how it is structured, and what it actually costs you, along with PCP for cars and mortgages/rental contracts would make for a bloody good series of essential life skills.
Food education, preparing meals, cooking for cheap would be a good second class each day.

[RBP]

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[RBP]

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[Goofy]

Aye money management including lessons on what APR means, what a phone is, how it is structured, and what it actually costs you, along with PCP for cars and mortgages/rental contracts would make for a bloody good series of essential life skills.
Food education, preparing meals, cooking for cheap would be a good second class each day.

Algebra and trigonometry are far more helpful to the average person [-(

[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[Goofy]

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[RBP]

:lol:

[Goofy]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

Algebra and trigonometry are far more helpful to the average person [-(

I use trig on an almost daily basis :dunno:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

I use trig on an almost daily basis :dunno:
You're in the 0.00001% bracket then :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're in the 0.00001% bracket then :tup:

I'm elite 8-)

[Goofy]

I'm elite 8-)
........ sure...... we'll go with that....... :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

........ sure...... we'll go with that....... :empathy:

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Muddy]

A better tattoo for her. "Ignorance is Bliss" ^^

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[lost in melb.]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img921/439/6yr40o.jpg

Genius :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/1257/mT7RBj.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOfkpu6749w

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[lost in melb.]

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:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tup:That's my house :)

8-[

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/6dxz2rp.jpg

Outside "The Cloisters", St Georges Tce, Perth. WA..... :thumbsup:

[richard3280]

A better tattoo for her. "Ignorance is Bliss" ^^

Or maybe "ignoranc is Bliss"

[lost in melb.]

That's my house :)

8-[

:shakehead:

[lost in melb.]

Outside "The Cloisters", St Georges Tce, Perth. WA..... :thumbsup:

You're well traveled for an old coot :)

[lost in melb.]

https://www.bicesteradvertiser.net/resources/images/9050598/

[Pony]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Muddy]

Never.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Admit it! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Muddy]

Admit it! :x

Only if my kids are choosing for themselves.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[Muddy]

Is the pin stuck in his neck? :lol:

[lost in melb.]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/5296/aPT18T.jpg

DGX? :dunno:

[RBP]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[deebakes]

:ffs:

[The Monk]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/3654/hQaA9G.jpg


In your dreams.... :lol:

[lost in melb.]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img921/3120/Vm1jaF.jpg

Madness

[The Monk]

What a great idea for a security gate!!


http://i68.tinypic.com/2vv253r.jpg

[The Monk]

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[Pony]

:shock:

[Noilly Pratt]

http://i63.tinypic.com/24fimmh.jpg

I saw something like this at a B&B in Bristol I stayed at. Only instead of a receptacle, there was bare wire. :huh:

[Muddy]

What a great idea for a security gate!!


http://i68.tinypic.com/2vv253r.jpg

Its a nice handy dandy ladder to climb right over...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[RBP]

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[The Monk]

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[RBP]

http://i66.tinypic.com/34eb0qv.jpg

If oil is from dinosaurs, and plastic is made from oil, plastic dinosaurs are made from actual dinosaurs.

[The Monk]

http://i67.tinypic.com/zn3a5w.jpg




Good luck with the job hunt.

[The Monk]

WTF is this about :?:



http://i63.tinypic.com/2w3ys0p.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i63.tinypic.com/2utjbdu.jpg

[deebakes]

:racist:

[lost in melb.]

His legs are blacker than his arms :hand:

:privilege:

[The Monk]

His legs are blacker than his arms :hand:

:privilege:

he's wearing leggings.....

[The Monk]

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[The Monk]

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[The Monk]

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[The Monk]

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[The Monk]

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[The Monk]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Griffin]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Muddy]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img921/4180/5LSFN4.jpg

Dis bitch must also believe in Santa..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/9264/khhvy3.jpg

:|

[DemonGeminiX]

:facepalm:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Wow, and all this posted from her cell phone

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Muddy]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/9264/khhvy3.jpg

:|


Wow, and all this posted from her cell phone

That fucking bitch didn't deserve a holiday meal at all with that attitude.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img921/8046/wozp7w.jpg

[Muddy]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/9264/khhvy3.jpg

:|


Wow, and all this posted from her cell phone


That fucking bitch didn't deserve a holiday meal at all with that attitude.

This is in Canada.. So we aren't the only ones with an ingrate populous..

[Griffin]

https://cdn-image.myrecipes.com/sites/default/files/styles/medium_2x/public/1542302593/oreo%20candy%20canes.jpg

[Muddy]

Difuckingscusting... ^^

[The Monk]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img921/4180/5LSFN4.jpg

Someone is going to be sooooo disappointed ......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[RBP]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img923/6678/kXlGRm.jpg

Billions served.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Can I drive thru?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[The Monk]

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[The Monk]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img923/6678/kXlGRm.jpg

Would you like fries with that:?:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/1567/MFdSx1.jpg

[Muddy]

Damn girl.. So round and fleshy..

[deebakes]

:datass:

[KevinD]

https://i.imgur.com/vb5mG0X.png

You lol, but I actually almost downloaded that once...

[The Monk]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[DemonGeminiX]

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He has a page on Amazon. Other titles include: The Baby Jesus Buttplug. Every Time We Meet At the Dairy Queen Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes, and the Faggiest Vampire.

If this guy can make money writing, then I should start and easily became a NY Times best seller.

[Griffin]

A pianist responds to an ad for a Piano Player wanted at a swanky bar. The manager interviewing him asks the pianist to play something.

The pianist plays and sings, and it's beautiful. The manager is really impressed. The pianist admits that he wrote and composed it himself. The manager asks what the song is called and the pianist replies, "Fuck you and your mother, you shit eating whore".

Clearly upset by the title of the song, the manager attempts to regain his composure and asks the pianist, "um, do you know any other songs?"

The pianist starts right in on the most beautiful piece the manager had ever heard, and by the time the pianist finished, the manager had tears in his eyes.

Afraid to ask, the manager asked what that one was called. The pianist said it was one of the first songs he ever wrote, and it was called "Suck my hairy white ass, you commie fuck!"

Clearly impressed with the skill of the pianist but fearful for the effect the song titles might have on his business the manager makes a deal with the player.

"I will hire you, and pay you with $100 bar tab per night and 5% of the door, but you're not allowed to tell anyone what your songs are called."

The pianist agrees, just happy to have a gig.

So he's playing the first night, really enjoying himself, drinking for free and all of the patrons are enjoying the music as well. At some point, very drunk, the pianist needs to go relieve himself so takes a break from playing.

When he returns from the bathroom, a beautiful woman approaches him and quietly asks him, "Do you know your zippers open and your dick is hanging out ?"

The piano player's eyes get wide, and he excitedly replies, "Know it!? I fucking wrote it!"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[RBP]

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Satan

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Satan

Right?!?! Who the fuck eats pizza that way?

[RBP]

Right?!?! Who the fuck eats pizza that way?

I already told you. Satan. Jesus, can you read?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I already told you. Satan. Jesus, can you read?

:|







:beatdown:

[Muddy]

I eat pizza with a knife and fork all the time in a restaurant.. It's the only way I can start munching immediately and not turn the entire roof of my mouth into a giant blister...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I eat pizza with a knife and fork all the time in a restaurant.. It's the only way I can start munching immediately and not turn the entire roof of my mouth into a giant blister...

Do you eat it from the middle like that heathen?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Muddy]

Do you eat it from the middle like that heathen?

That, I do not...

[Muddy]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

I love Melattica :headbang:

[Muddy]

I love Melattica :headbang:

Nothing else mattress, my man.. :thumbsup:

[RBP]

I'm going to open a furniture store named that.

[lost in melb.]

http://www.sierra-leone.org/Postcards/SL347385.jpg

[brah pitt]

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[brah pitt]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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From the 7.0 magnitude earthquake in Anchorage a few days ago

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[DemonGeminiX]

Bedwetter!!!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[Muddy]

:bwaha:

[The Monk]

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T-bone and an extra couple of grand damage.....

[The Monk]

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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[brah pitt]

http://i.imgur.com/fBGYVkB.jpeg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/fBGYVkB.jpeg

The world abounds in arseholes.

[brah pitt]

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[RBP]

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Dear Mr. President -

Congratulations on a remarkable run. Millions have placed their hopes in you, and all of us, regardless of party, should hope for expanded prosperity and security during your tenure.

This is a unique office, without a clear blueprint for success, so I don't know that any advice from me will be particularly helpful. Still, let me offer a few reflections from the past 8 years.

First, we've both been blessed, in different ways, with great good fortune. Not everyone is so lucky. It's up to us to do everything we can (to) build more ladders of success for every child and family that's willing to work hard.

Second, American leadership in this world really is indispensable. It's up to us, through action and example, to sustain the international order that's expanded steadily since the end of the Cold War, and upon which our own wealth and safety depend.

Third, we are just temporary occupants of this office. That makes us guardians of those democratic institutions and traditions -- like rule of law, separation of powers, equal protection and civil liberties -- that our forebears fought and bled for. Regardless of the push and pull of daily politics, it's up to us to leave those instruments of our democracy at least as strong as we found them.

And finally, take time, in the rush of events and responsibilities, for friends and family. They'll get you through the inevitable rough patches.

Michelle and I wish you and Melania the very best as you embark on this great adventure, and know that we stand ready to help in any ways which we can.

Good luck and Godspeed,

BO

[KevinD]

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Flat out ugliest Chevy truck since 1966.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[RBP]

Flat out ugliest Chevy truck since 1966.

Truck-shaming Nazi! :x

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