Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://s3d2.turboimagehost.com/t1/9689782_taylor_BD002.jpg (http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/9689782/taylor_BD002.jpg.html) VS http://img261.imagevenue.com/loc75/th_927544545_tduid10128_carrie_BD005_122_75lo.jpg (http://img261.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=927544545_tduid10128_carrie_BD005_12 2_75lo.jpg)

MG did one of these with Gwyneth and Cameron earlier....now let's see these two face off....

[RBP]

I would suggest looking at the full sets before deciding....

[Hal-9000]

They both are beautiful women IMO.

They both also come off as strangely non-sexual to me for some reason.I can't put it into words :oops:

To answer the thread question - Swift for facial beauty (heh heh heh) and Underwood for body hotness.

[JoeyB]

I WANT THEM BOTH~!!

With a Pippa chaser.

[Hal-9000]

There is no poll choice for I don't know :oops:

[JoeyB]

There is no poll choice for I don't know :oops:

I tried to pick both, but it would not let me.

[Hugh_Janus]

where's the "neither" option?

[JoeyB]

where's the "neither" option?

Just under the handgun you use for killing yourself.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

where's the "neither" option?

It's right here :tup:

http://i.imgur.com/2ov7C.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

I wouldn't use a handgun to kill myself.... I'm far too considerate

[Muddy]

We need some more pictures that are provocative! :dance:

[KevinD]

TS no doubt in my mind. Cu has moments where she looks good, but TS always looks good to me (other than that one time when she straightened her hair) Also, Cu was a bit chunky when she first debuted. That gets me thinking that she will plump back up after she has a kid or two.

[JoeyB]

I wouldn't use a handgun to kill myself.... I'm far too considerate

Yeah, nobody likes to clean up blood.


That gets me thinking that she will plump back up after she has a kid or two.

You are turning Jez on.

[redred]

don't know why but i choose Carrie Underwood

[RBP]

don't know why but i choose Carrie Underwood

:agreed:

[Jezter]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T_JachDW9ag/S09nknZT0OI/AAAAAAAAFcc/6nfC4V17jnA/s800/2492.jpg

'Nuff said.

:wank:

[Muddy]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T_JachDW9ag/S09nknZT0OI/AAAAAAAAFcc/6nfC4V17jnA/s800/2492.jpg

'Nuff said.

:wank:

Who is that retard on the right? It sure isnt Carrie Underwood.

[Hal-9000]

It's the new English teacher at the elementary school :dance:


Mrs Threeguysupmyass

[Muddy]

Oh 'Ms. Kick me in the crotch because my pussy's dead from getting hammered by 1500 stallions'...

[Hal-9000]

I've still never seen her in action....did read the story however about her sneaking into that school.For the record I agree with you Muddy...everything up to the part about you being smart



:dance:

If I was a parent, I'd make a complaint

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Oh 'Ms. Kick me in the crotch because my pussy's dead from getting hammered by 1500 stallions'...

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Ms Cumguzzler, can I be excused?

[Muddy]

She's been railroaded so hard I think she has had a stroke...

[Hal-9000]

I'm going to make it my mission to get one of her movies this weekend.....she looks weird and I need to see what the fuss is about.

[Godfather]

T-Swift is younger and more cute I think. Underwood is a hot knockout, but I'm more into the 'girl next door' :-k

[Jezter]

Underwood don't give me wood of any sort. She's not that cute or hawt to me. Where as Swift is *meow*.
Also, Sasha Grey and T Swift could be like twinsister..which brings all sorts of kinky ideas to mind. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Underwood don't give me wood of any sort. She's not that cute or hawt to me. Where as Swift is *meow*.
Also, Sasha Grey and T Swift could be like twinsister..which brings all sorts of kinky ideas to mind. :lol:

Oh don't lie...you get wood by getting up early and looking at the crack of dawn...

[Jezter]

Oh don't lie...you get wood by getting up early and looking at the crack of dawn...

:oops: That and finding new hairproducts....

[Cactus]

http://i.imgur.com/N9ZZk.gif (http://imgur.com/N9ZZk)

Underwood....heehee I said wood.

[JoeyB]

That's some pretty compelling evidence Cactus posted.

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/N9ZZk.gif (http://imgur.com/N9ZZk)

Underwood....heehee I said wood.

:wank:

[KevinD]

Not really. I could put on some latex pants, strut around, and some of you "guys"would be drooling all over the place.

I'm not knocking anyone's "choice" here, but, goggle CU when she first came on the scene. Not bad, but defo.Jezzie style especially for how young she was then.

That said, like my wife likes to remind me, that much money, and anyone can have personal trainers and look great for a long time....

[JoeyB]

Not really. I could put on some latex pants, strut around, and some of you "guys"would be drooling all over the place.

Disturbing.

[RBP]

Not really. I could put on some latex pants, strut around, and some of you "guys"would be drooling all over the place.


This coming from the man who says he suffers from "Noassatallitis"

:hand:

[KevinD]

Speaking of the noassatallitis, I once had a girl ask me and a friend (both firefighters at the time) how we hel up our bunker gear pants with no ass....I promptly replied "I don't need any ass, it's held up in the front, would you like to see?" (No joke, I really did say that, but it was before all the political correctness about sexual harassment)

[RBP]

Speaking of the noassatallitis, I once had a girl ask me and a friend (both firefighters at the time) how we hel up our bunker gear pants with no ass....I promptly replied "I don't need any ass, it's held up in the front, would you like to see?" (No joke, I really did say that, but it was before all the political correctness about sexual harassment)

:lol: nice

[KevinD]

Yeah, she kinda turned red and walked away, lol...we both just raised our beers and saluted and carried on...Stupid bints...Gotta know their place sometimes, lol

[RBP]

damn straight. :lol:

[JoeyB]

The National Organization of Women must never be shown this thread.

[deebakes]

that would require knowing how to use a computer :-k

[JoeyB]

that would require knowing how to use a computer :-k

hmmm, you had a momentary color failure, didn't you?

The green is very nice!

:cheerlead::wave:

[KevinD]

NOW can kiss my rosy redneck ass..and bring me a beer while doing it, lol

[RBP]

NOW can kiss my rosy redneck ass..and bring me a beer while doing it, lol

and a sammich. :tup:

[KevinD]

BRB, gotta check on a noise outside..dogs are howling...click, click...

[JoeyB]

I like vagina.

[KevinD]

Feckin hell, did I type vagina again instead of Virginia? lol

[JoeyB]

Feckin hell, did I type vagina again instead of Virginia? lol

No>? Did you? I just wanted to mention that I like vagina so the NOW will know I'm cool with them.

[KevinD]

Ahh, okay then, but, iirc, you should have said you like fur burgers....lol

[JoeyB]

Ahh, okay then, but, iirc, you should have said you like fur burgers....lol

I don't eat meat. Or women. The female orgasm is a myth.

[deebakes]

I don't eat meant.

:huh:

[KevinD]

I actually dated a girl once who was a member of WHO. She was a fine ass slim Filipino lass, that quite literally was the second best fuck I ever had. (That reminds me...why do women all know that penises come in different sizes, but they seem to think that a vagina is one size fits all?)
We got along fairly well, as much as a conservative and a rabid liberal can, at least, until she talked me into going to a art gallery/wine testing event one evening.
Apparently, even in Houston, showing up for such an event in jeans (clean and pressed) boots (polished) and cowboy hat, along with a personal use cooler, is frowned upon.

Now, I have nothing against gays, but, when one of them makes fun of the way I act/look, along with being rude/obnoxious to my date, esp right in front of my date and myself (point being I won't put up with that from anyone, and have had my ass handed to me many more times than I have won)


He just got a ticket to the emergency room. Needless to say ( I didn't know it then, but she was trying to get in with that crowd to get her "art" published)

That all said, I've been a sucker for what I consider a fine piece of ass more times than I can count. Was never a "playboy", but, never lacked for companionship either.

[JoeyB]

:huh:

I kind of groggy, and I type with two fingers...shit happens.

[KevinD]

Hey, I'm kinda ( alot actually) drunk, and always type with two fingers (right index, and left middle for some reason) My wife is always amazed at how fast I can type with just two...lol
I tell her that those are my most active fingers, and would she like another demonstration?, Perhaps a shocker or rocker?

[JoeyB]

I tell her that those are my most active fingers, and would she like another demonstration?,

Posts you will regret once sober, part forty four...

[KevinD]

Nah, the wife is a commando member here...she read all my posts. Mostly she just laughs (not sure if that's good or not lol)

We joke/pick with each other quite a lot. Those that don't know us well often think we may be about to argue about what one of the other has said.
She pretty much agrees with me: If you can't have some fun along the way, what use is life? (though, like most women I have know, she's typically the more serious one)

[JoeyB]

Nah, the wife is a commando member here...she read all my posts. Mostly she just laughs (not sure if that's good or not lol)

We joke/pick with each other quite a lot. Those that don't know us well often think we may be about to argue about what one of the other has said.
She pretty much agrees with me: If you can't have some fun along the way, what use is life? (though, like most women I have know, she's typically the more serious one)

I'm groggy and you are drunk, this could be a vaudeville act.

[KevinD]

So who is Laurel, and who is Hardy?
lol

[KevinD]

Not prying, but why are you up this late? Everything is okay, I hope? I'm just relaxing after 8 straight days of intensive work on the kitchen. Plan to take it easy tomorrow, go get the last few item I need to finish the trim, and maybe go vist friends Sat evening, then Sun finish up my part of the kitchen, after that, It's all the wife's

[JoeyB]

Not prying, but why are you up this late? Everything is okay, I hope? I'm just relaxing after 8 straight days of intensive work on the kitchen. Plan to take it easy tomorrow, go get the last few item I need to finish the trim, and maybe go vist friends Sat evening, then Sun finish up my part of the kitchen, after that, It's all the wife's

I'm always up late. I'm not the most social person you will ever meet. So, I do things online a lot. That said, I'm oddly groggy tonight and jonesing for some more tapatio...so I'm shoving off now. See you later gator.

Your kitchen does look good, I was sincere bout that. Like the tiered island, can't say I've ever seen that before but it strikes me as having GREAT potential.

[KevinD]

Thanks for the compliment. I wan't planning on it, but the butcherblock top I bought at Ikea was just wide enough that when I cut it to fit the center island, there was enough to bake the bar top, sooooo, one thing led to another.
We have about 3-4 large parties a year (not including Thanksgiving or Christmas) so the extra seating will come in handy for the younger kids or later in the evenings, the druns "adults"

As far as that goes, I'm not that social either. I have two poeple in this world (other than family) that I truly consider real friends, the kind where I will do anything for them, and they will for me.
Even when we have our parties, I'm usually watching everyone else (though having a great time) just to make sure things stay copacetic.