The NFL thread

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm dealing in cold hard statistics, they don't lie :hand:

[RBP]

I won't be defending the Bears this year, you have no leverage on me. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Cold, hard statistics? Denver played a piss poor game against a piss poor team in Baltimore. Seriously, Baltimore is one season away from going on full rebuild mode. All of their real weapons have moved on to other teams or have retired. Peyton looked like shit.... so much so that articles all over the place are saying that he's washed up, old, and should have retired after last season. The Broncos are gonna get slaughtered when they face a good team. Oh wait, they're facing the Chiefs this week? :rip: Broncos.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jealousy looks ugly on you my friend :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I won't be defending the Bears this year, you have no leverage on me. :lol:

Defend them! :x

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm putting my money on KC next week. :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm putting my money on KC next week. :thumbsup:

You think the Chiefs are gonna beat the Packers in Green Bay? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

Sorry. I'm putting my money on KC on Thursday. They might have a handful in Green Bay.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A fool and his money.... :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

KC's gonna make Peyton cry like a baby on Thursday.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe, it's a short week and the Broncos have to travel, so anything is possible :dunno:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Denver is a 3 point dog tonite on the road

[RBP]

Why does Manning suck so bad now?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's the crappy new offense from the crappy new head coach and his crappy play calling

[DemonGeminiX]

Gary Kubiak is an OK coach. He had a few good seasons with the Texans, but I don't see him being anywhere near as good as John Fox.

How do you get a 12 - 4 2014 record, 1st place in your division head coach to agree to part ways? He had 3 straight winning seasons for Christ's sake.

Dumbest move by the Broncos, in my opinion.

[RBP]

It's the crappy new offense from the crappy new head coach and his crappy play calling
Except didn't he suck at the end of last season too?

[RBP]

Wow. Nice pick-six. Glad to see Cutler back in Denver. :giggle:

[deebakes]

if only you could be so lucky! :lol:

[RBP]

:lol:

And they won. Well, whatever works I guess. :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow. I guess when the chips are down, Denver's defense will be the difference. Andy Reid might not let Jamaal Charles ever touch the ball again.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

KC's gonna make Peyton cry like a baby on Thursday.

He looked pretty happy after the game to me, but maybe he was crying on the inside :-k


:dance:


Wow. Nice pick-six. Glad to see Cutler back in Denver. :giggle:

It was pretty nice...but so were the three touchdown's he threw afterwards :banana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/x0UMgf5.jpg

:banana: :dance: :banana: :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

:stfu:

Y'all got lucky.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/UsqZubA.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:stfu:

Y'all got lucky.

:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

Luck.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's Manning, Luck plays for Indianapolis :nono:

[RBP]

:suspect:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's Manning, Luck plays for Indianapolis :nono:

:slap:

Manning's old as dirt by NFL standards, and y'all got lucky.

[DemonGeminiX]

Alright, y'all should win the next 4 games pretty easily, but after that you're facing the Packers and they're gonna kick your ass all over the place.

[RBP]

:slap:

Manning's old as dirt by NFL standards, and y'all got lucky.

http://i.imgur.com/NvGhDsJ.png

[deebakes]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Manning's old as dirt by NFL standards, and y'all got lucky.

:empathy:


Alright, y'all should win the next 4 games pretty easily, but after that you're facing the Packers and they're gonna kick your ass all over the place.

That's what you said about Kansas City :-k



:banana:

[DemonGeminiX]

They play KC again, so I fully expect Reid and the boys to learn from their mistakes and beat the crap out of Denver the second time around.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not happening, the game is in Denver next time and the Chefs haven't beaten us since 2011 :nana:

[DemonGeminiX]

Even better, they'll beat you in front of thousands of shocked Denver fans. :twisted:

[Goofy]

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[deebakes]

:hand:

wrong thread

[deebakes]

holy shit rbp, apparently this was for sale outside of wrigley :shock:

http://i61.tinypic.com/2utn32h.jpg

[RBP]

holy shit rbp, apparently this was for sale outside of wrigley :shock:

http://i61.tinypic.com/2utn32h.jpg

YES! I was at Wrigley today, and can confirm. :lol:

[RBP]

The same Vendor had one that said "Cutler makes me drink"

[deebakes]

did you get a two-for-one? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow. Nice shirt. :lol:




Well, Chip Kelly might as well go into hiding. Dallas beat the Eagles at home. That's a deadly sin in Philly. The fans are gonna wanna lynch Kelly's ass.

[deebakes]

i watched a little of that game, philly looked awful :shrug:

[DemonGeminiX]

I was spared from having to watch the horror, fortunately.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So, did Cutler get hurt in his vagina again? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Vikings 1-1

Eagles 0-2

Bears 0-2



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2-0

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[RBP]

So, did Cutler get hurt in his vagina again? :-k

I believe so, yes.

Actually hurt a hamstring, attempting a tackle his missed, on the guy returning the pick-six he threw. That my friends is called a microcosm. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Vikings 1-1

Eagles 0-2

Bears 0-2

:-k :-k

:-k :-k

:-k

http://i.imgur.com/HYInimC.jpg

2-0

:banana: :banana: :banana:

:nono:

Pride goeth before the fall, young man.

[deebakes]

teddy looked halfway decent yesterday :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Did he? I didn't see any of it. I know Adrian Peterson ran some. He's on my squad.

[deebakes]

adrian has to learn how to hold onto the ball, three fumbles, not sure how many he lost though

[DemonGeminiX]

He officially lost one. Are you sure he wasn't stripped? It's hard to hang on when a strong guy gets his hand underneath and puts his weight behind it in under 3 or 4 seconds.

[deebakes]

he might have been, but still, that was his biggest issue earlier in his career. in the last couple years he was much improved with that, but now its almost like when he first came in the league. :shrug:

[RBP]

He officially lost one. Are you sure he wasn't stripped? It's hard to hang on when a strong guy gets his hand underneath and puts his weight behind it in under 3 or 4 seconds.

:ghey:

[DemonGeminiX]

I can't believe how bad Luck and the Colts have been.

[deebakes]

i started watching "the league" at halftime because the game was awful :shrug:

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't blame you.

[RBP]

The Bears should have hired Todd Bowles instead of Fox. I dislike the dude already.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Bears should have hired Todd Bowles instead of Fox. I dislike the dude already.

Maybe you guys should stop taking Broncos cast-offs :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey RBP, I hear Tebow is available :-k

[RBP]

Maybe you guys should stop taking Broncos cast-offs :hand:
We took another Denver QB on 9/1 then released him 9/6; he's in Houston now. I don't know what happened there. Can't recall the kid's name.

[RBP]

Hey RBP, I hear Tebow is available :-k
:slap:

[RBP]

Kristin Cavallari and her Bears quarterback husband, Jay Cutler, are naming their daughter after a dog, Cavallari said in a recent interview.*

While it might seem more appropriate for the couple to name their next child after a bear, it appears Cavallari decided years ago that she wanted to name her future daughter after a woman’s dog, she told*Cricket’s Circle, a blog for new and expectant mothers.*

Cavallari said in the interview that she decided on the name when she was pregnant with her son Camden. She met a woman and her dog and “loved her dog’s name.”

The couple is expecting their third child, and their first daughter, in November.

Though Cavallari didn’t say what the name was, she also revealed that Cutler gets her some very chic “push presents.”

Cavallari said Cutler got her a Birkin bag when she gave birth to their first son Camden, and a backpack by The Row after Jaxon was born. It’s not clear what he plans on getting her for the birth of [insert dog’s name], but according to her “Jay is really good with purses.”

[RBP]

I have no idea what that was in East Rutherford, New Jersey. I also have no idea what half of football I just watched in Seattle.

This week makes little sense.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, that Manning guy is all washed up...they should bench him

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't know what game you watched yesterday, but the one I watched was won by the D. It's painfully obvious that Manning is past his prime. Now where he's at now still may be better than most of the other quarterbacks in the league, but he's clearly below the level he was at a few years ago, and nowhere near the level he was at back when he was in Indy. He doesn't have much time left in the league and everybody knows it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, 324 yards with a 73.8% completion percentage and 2 TD's....bench him and get us someone else :x

[DemonGeminiX]

If that defense isn't there, y'all would be 0 - 3.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Settle down there 1-2, pretty sure football is a team sport :hand:

[RBP]

The Bears 10 possessions went punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt.

We're able to go back to 1980 and can tell you that it's the first time a team has punted on every possession in a game within that time.

Ground breaking achievement!! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

You know, your trash talking really make me wish that your team dies in a horrible freak accident where everybody is burned alive. And it's a shame, cause it really ruins watching a true artist of the game on his last legs. Instead of enjoying watching the game, knowing you're a fan of the team, and knowing all of the horseshit you've said before, and all of the horseshit you're going to say in the future.... you just ruin it. You suck.

[RBP]

You know, your trash talking really make me wish that your team dies in a horrible freak accident where everybody is burned alive. And it's a shame, cause it really ruins watching a true artist of the game on his last legs. Instead of enjoying watching the game, knowing you're a fan of the team, and knowing all of the horseshit you've said before, and all of the horseshit you're going to say in the future.... you just ruin it. You suck.

http://i.imgur.com/YoBvO2I.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know, your trash talking really make me wish that your team dies in a horrible freak accident where everybody is burned alive. And it's a shame, cause it really ruins watching a true artist of the game on his last legs. Instead of enjoying watching the game, knowing you're a fan of the team, and knowing all of the horseshit you've said before, and all of the horseshit you're going to say in the future.... you just ruin it. You suck.

:roll:

[DemonGeminiX]

Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

:hand:

Whatever, Sir Suck-a-lot.


































:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Whatever you say dude, I'll be sure not to engage you in any talk in this thread for fear of upsetting you. This is my last post to you in this thread. Thanks for being fin :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

I must be a little loopy from lack of sleep, but this whole exchange is making me laugh. I'm not taking this seriously at all.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A Chiefs WR caught a TD pass for the first time in 659 days :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

You almost had 'em, Dee. The Denver D played well enough to give Peyton enough chances to remain on top.

[deebakes]

our offensive line is so bad its depressing :(

[DemonGeminiX]

They definitely could use an upgrade or two. Teddy Bridgewater's not too bad at QB.

[deebakes]

i think he will be alright if given any time. last year he overthrew the receivers all the time, he seems to be getting it under better control.

i'm not sure how many replacements are still on the line now, but they were decimated with injuries :(

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh are they? I had no idea. That's good news if they're coming back sometime within the season. It'll give us a chance to see the true character of the team. As it stands, I was thinking they had some good pieces to build off of. Your D's secondary wasn't too shabby, but you could use another good pass rusher on or behind the line. Or is he injured too?

[RBP]

Bears won. :faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

our offensive line is so bad its depressing :(

7 sacks :cheers:

At least the defense let Petersen break a big one on 4th and 1 to make it entertaining in the 4th :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

On a side note, I really wish the NFL could have found more ways to squeeze pink shit into their games, I don't think everyone was able to realize what they were pandering for this weekend :|

I can't wait until their prostate awareness campaign...oh wait.

[RBP]

On a side note, I really wish the NFL could have found more ways to squeeze pink shit into their games, I don't think everyone was able to realize what they were pandering for this weekend :|

I can't wait until their prostate awareness campaign...oh wait.
:agreed: :+1:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't get me wrong, breast cancer bad, I get it, we all get it, but FFS do we need it to be forced down our throats while watching a football game??

Last time I looked, every single player in the NFL is a man and it's fanbase is more than 50% male, why does the NFL do NOTHING in support of prostate cancer? It's fucked up.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wow, the Dolphins fired their head coach already, that didn't take long.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm almost wishing that the Eagles would do the same with Chip Kelly. :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Unfortunately, after the way he gutted the team, I think you are stuck with him for awhile.

[DemonGeminiX]

:dunno:

Note to self: If I ever get a sport's team and the coach I hire demands to be the GM as well, fire the coach and find somebody else.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/ebar5QL.jpg

You could always switch your allegiance to the other PA team and become a Steelers fan :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/54349991.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

It was a valid suggestion [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

Hardly.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Come on, get a Roethlisberger jersey, put it on, see how it fits, you might like it :tup:

[RBP]

Come on, get a Roethlisberger jersey, put it on, see how it fits, you might like it :tup:

:rapeculture:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/OmPutIz.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

I suppose I should be happy that the Eagles beat the Saints, but the phrase "low hanging fruit" keeps popping into my mind whenever I think about it.

[RBP]

I suppose I should be happy that the Eagles beat the Saints, but the phrase "low hanging fruit" keeps popping into my mind whenever I think about it.

What do Hal's balls have to do with this? :-s


#halbomb

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So Atlanta isn't undefeated anymore :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

I wasn't really expecting them to remain undefeated. I just wasn't expecting the Saints to pop their cherry. I don't expect Carolina to survive the weekend undefeated either.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The bigger question is, can the Lions be perfect and go 0-16? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Depends. Are they playing Jacksonville this year?

I shouldn't rip. The Jags are really trying to get better.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Depends. Are they playing Jacksonville this year?

I shouldn't rip. The Jags are really trying to get better.

They'd be Super Bowl champs if they would have signed Tebow when Denver was looking to unload him [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/uERjywa.png

[DemonGeminiX]

They'd be Super Bowl champs if they would have signed Tebow when Denver was looking to unload him [-(

I sincerely doubt that. :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/uERjywa.png

:idk:

The 49ers suck this year. The question is, do they suck bad enough to lose to the Lions?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If the Lions play up to (down to?) their ability, I'm confident they have a shot at that magical 0-16 season :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Another #1 first round pick wasted on someone inconsequential.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Remember when the Lions had a fetish for wide receivers and they kept using their first round pick on one every year? :lol:


EDIT: They picked four WR's in five years back in the early to mid 2000's

[deebakes]

matt millen years, right? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

matt millen years, right? :-k

You are correct sir :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

The Lions squeezed out a win against the Bears. No 0 - 16 for them this season.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know, it ruined my weekend :sad2:

Fucking Bears :x

[DemonGeminiX]

What the hell were the Colts trying to do last night in that ridiculous 4th down play?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Colts now prefer to be referred to as the Keystone Kops, thanks :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm surprised they haven't fired Pagano after that horseshit play.

[RBP]

I'm surprised that haven't fired Pagano period.

[deebakes]

da bears :rofl:

[RBP]

The Bears aren't shocking.

BUT

The FIRST PLACE Philadelphia Eagles? :faint:

[deebakes]

vikings looked awful but got the job done :tup:

adrian has been horrible and can hardly hold onto the ball. he should just pretend its a switch, he seemed to hang onto that pretty tight :shrug:

[RBP]

wow :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Jacksonville is currently beating the Bills. This is like watching an exhibition of the worst QBs, but what really surprises me is how Jax's D is outplaying Buffalo's D. I feel like I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone. The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned...

[DemonGeminiX]

... and Buffalo's now on top.

[DemonGeminiX]

... and Jax pulls out the win. What a crazy game. :lol:

[teabelly]

Why do the Bills have to suck so bad? If they just sucked a little I could handle it. But they are unwatchable. Sad.:banghead:

..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why do the Bills have to suck so bad? If they just sucked a little I could handle it. But they are unwatchable. Sad.:banghead:

..

:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/OmPutIz.jpg

7-0!

Green Bay who? :confused:

:dance: :banana: :dance: :banana: :dance: :banana: :dance: :banana: :dance: :banana: :dance: :banana: :dance: :banana: :dance: :banana:

http://i.imgur.com/fG69u7I.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Y'all got Vernon Davis from the 49ers.

[deebakes]

49ers are awful this season

[DemonGeminiX]

Probably why they agreed to get rid of one of their veteran players for draft picks.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Finally someone to replace Julius Thomas from last season...this will only help Manning be better in this offense :banana:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/mF4GOfH.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Wrong thread. LSU's a college team.

[Goofy]

Like i would know :mrgreen:

[DemonGeminiX]

You do now. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'll be nice.

[deebakes]

vikings :woot:

[RBP]

vikings :woot:

Best TV comment of the day: "Teddy Bridgewater appears to have been knocked unconscious on that play. He'll have to come out for for at least one down."

yes, at least one. :rofl:

[DemonGeminiX]

Thankfully, the Walking Dead's coming on tonight so I don't have to watch the horror of my awful team getting their asses handed to them by Matt Cassel, the Dallas back-up QB.

[RBP]

Thankfully, the Walking Dead's coming on tonight so I don't have to watch the horror of my awful team getting their asses handed to them by Matt Cassel, the Dallas back-up QB.

I am not so sure, but I can't be sure because your Eagles could play like either SB champs or a high school team. I can't figure them out.

[DemonGeminiX]

I can't either. :no:

[DemonGeminiX]

I can't believe it. :shock2:

[RBP]

:dunno: But Dallas has sucked since losing Romo, as ridiculous as that is.

Nice job by the Eagles.

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah but the Eagles suck, period. I sincerely wouldn't have been surprised at all if they had lost this game.

[RBP]

Yeah but the Eagles suck, period. I sincerely wouldn't have been surprised at all if they had lost this game.

Trade ya. ;)

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

They don't suck that bad.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

7 in a row :banghead:

[RBP]

heck of a game tonight.

[deebakes]

:lolwut:

[DemonGeminiX]

Bradford went down with an injury. Sanchez came in and the Eagles lost. Didn't see that one coming. :rolleyes:

[DemonGeminiX]

And what the hell is wrong with the Packers? Detroit beat them? Holy shit!

[RBP]

And what the hell is wrong with the Packers? Detroit beat them? Holy shit!

Holy shit indeed! :cheerlead:

And Cutler has a 153 rating today in the 37-13 win over the Rams? :faint:

Welcome to bizarro-land.

[DemonGeminiX]

KC is crushing Denver. Peyton's been benched after throwing 4 INTs.

[DemonGeminiX]

The Pats are still undefeated. :lol:

[RBP]

KC is crushing Denver. Peyton's been benched after throwing 4 INTs.

He got his trophy football today. I think he only needs one more to fulfill the reason he's playing this year. :lol:


The Pats are still undefeated. :lol:

Wow, I didn't see the end. Can't believe they pulled that out.

[deebakes]

vikings :woot:

[Godfather]

Good lord, Manning breaks all time passing record... throws 4 INT's and gets benched.

I'm speechless :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

vikings :woot:

Minnesota hasn't lost a game since they lost to Denver and Green Bay hasn't won a game since they lost to Denver, you're welcome Dee :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Holy shit indeed! :cheerlead:

And Cutler has a 153 rating today in the 37-13 win over the Rams? :faint:

Welcome to bizarro-land.

I always knew you were a Cutler apologist and lover [-(

Remember this jubilation you have for him then next time he has a 75 QB rating and quits on the team :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He got his trophy football today. I think he only needs one more to fulfill the reason he's playing this year. :lol:

:slap:

[RBP]

:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

Welp, the Bengals are no longer undefeated. Houston handed them their first loss.

[deebakes]

ugly game too :puke:

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me!!! We're losing to Tampa fucking Bay?!?

I swear to God, if Chip Kelly still has a job in Philly by the time next season starts, I am fucking done with the Eagles. I'll start rooting for the Falcons and the Jaguars.

[deebakes]

skip the falcons, they are garbage :lol:

[RBP]

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me!!! We're losing to Tampa fucking Bay?!?

I swear to God, if Chip Kelly still has a job in Philly by the time next season starts, I am fucking done with the Eagles. I'll start rooting for the Falcons and the Jaguars.

You didn't just lose to Tampa. You were destroyed and embarrassed by Tampa. :empathy:

[DemonGeminiX]

skip the falcons, they are garbage :lol:

They're doing better than the Eagles.


You didn't just lose to Tampa. You were destroyed and embarrassed by Tampa. :empathy:

:fire:

[RBP]

If it's any consolation, I am totally done with Teddy Bridgewater. I had high hopes, but he sucks.

Very interested to hear what Lance thought of Brock Osweiler. I heard him discussed earlier this year as a top backup prospect. He was 20/27 (74%) for 250 yds, 2 TD, no INT, 127.5 passer rating... pretty impression first start, and certainly better than Manning this year.

[deebakes]

went sort of the way i thought it was, either vikings win close or packers win convincingly :shrug:

[DemonGeminiX]

If it's any consolation, I am totally done with Teddy Bridgewater. I had high hopes, but he sucks.

:-s

You're a Chicago fan and you're done with a Minnesota QB?

[deebakes]

i think its because teddy is black :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If it's any consolation, I am totally done with Teddy Bridgewater. I had high hopes, but he sucks.

Very interested to hear what Lance thought of Brock Osweiler. I heard him discussed earlier this year as a top backup prospect. He was 20/27 (74%) for 250 yds, 2 TD, no INT, 127.5 passer rating... pretty impression first start, and certainly better than Manning this year.

He played okay, he wasn't as good as the stats would lead you to believe. I watched the whole game. The first TD was all Thomas, very little to do with Osweiller other than he thru a 6 yard pass to a wide open DT. Was he better than Manning this year? Sure, but that's not saying much, Manning has only had one good game the whole year (the Green Bay game). No offense, but the Bears defense isn't exactly top shelf, so there's no way to gauge his performance. We'll see what happens next week against New England.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me!!! We're losing to Tampa fucking Bay?!?

I swear to God, if Chip Kelly still has a job in Philly by the time next season starts, I am fucking done with the Eagles. I'll start rooting for the Falcons and the Jaguars.

So......he's not getting your vote for Coach of the Year? :-s























:outtahere:

[RBP]

:-s

You're a Chicago fan and you're done with a Minnesota QB?

Did I stutter? :hand: I was hoping he'd be good.


i think its because teddy is black :shrug:

Yes, that's totally it. Fuck Cam Newnig too. :slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

I just figured Minnesota would be your mortal enemies.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can Carolina go 16-0 this year? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Last 6:

@ Dal
@ NO
Atl
@ NYG
@ Atl
TB

Romo should put up a fight, although I'll be rooting for the Panthers because fuck the Cowboys. New Orleans' D is sad, so regardless of Brees, Carolina should take it. I can't see them dropping a game to the Giants, although it should be a high scoring game since Eli's been good this year. Atlanta? They've been falling apart. And there's no way TB beats them.

[deebakes]

Yes, that's totally it. Fuck Cam Newnig too. :slap:

feisty :lol:

[RBP]

I just figured Minnesota would be your mortal enemies.

Nah, they are pretty much the Bears, just further north. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nah, they are pretty much the Bears, just further north. :lol:

Not a real Bears fan :nono:

That would be like me saying "oh, I like the Chefs too, they're just like the Broncos except farther east" :slap:

[RBP]

Not a real Bears fan :nono:

That would be like me saying "oh, I like the Chefs too, they're just like the Broncos except farther east" :slap:

When did I say I like the Vikings? :huh: I said I was hoping Bridgewater to do well (the league needs more good quarterbacks) and they aren't a "mortal enemy" (like the Packers).

:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can't un-ring the bell now :hand:

[RBP]

Considering I never rang it, there's no need. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can't put the toothpaste back into the tube now :hand:

[RBP]

:banghead:

:shakehead:

:fu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can't close that barn door now that the horses are out :hand:

[RBP]

Poor DGX. :haha:

Man do the Eagles suck today. :lol:

[deebakes]

sad thing is that its not just today :lol:

[RBP]

I can't even call this a slaughter. It's a vivisection. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Chip Kelly called it a coaching failure. That was a severe understatement. I've given up on the Eagles. They're going nowhere, and will continue to go nowhere as long as Chip Kelly's in the organization.

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow. Rodgers looks all fucked up. Did that dude break his ribs on that sack?

[RBP]

Wow. Rodgers looks all fucked up. Did that dude break his ribs on that sack?
They look very concerned but I haven't heard them say anything yet.

[RBP]

Left wrist and hand apparently?

[DemonGeminiX]

He's back in.

[RBP]

Holy Shit. :faint:

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/HZF5yoP.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Unreal.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Now all we need is NE to lose one more game and we own the tie breaker against them :dance:

[Muddy]

HTTR ! I couldn't stay awake to see the overtime with the bronc/pats..

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't see New England losing again this season, but Denver has some tough match-ups.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't see New England losing again this season, but Denver has some tough match-ups.

Philly could beat them this weekend :-k










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[DemonGeminiX]

Philly's not beating jack shit for the rest of the season.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They could there Negative Nancy [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

... but not really.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I picked that as one of the games of the week in the vBookie section :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

I saw that. I predict the bets will be tilted in the extreme. Too bad I only have 600 to play with. It should be an easy win.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's what you said about the Patriots against the Broncos :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

The Eagles aren't exactly the Broncos, bub. In fact, they're not anywhere near the neighborhood of being the Broncos. The Eagles are like 5 zip-codes away, in the ghetto part of town that wishes it was the Broncos.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Holy shit! What a freakin' pass!!! I can't believe it. :lol:

[deebakes]

wow :shock:

[RBP]

Holy shit! What a freakin' pass!!! I can't believe it. :lol:

Admittedly, hell of a throw. But that was complete bullshit. The refs fucked it up again - every week! A facemask call is a grab and a twist - not even close.

[Muddy]

That was the type of play that keeps people coming back for more! :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/H0LKWYN.jpg

10-2 and currently the #2 seed in the AFC...and we have the Bengals coming to Denver in a three weeks :cheers:

Tough one in Pittsburgh in two weeks though, especially if the offense plays like it did today.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And the Panthers win again...in a game they could have just let get away from them. Definitely thinking they could go 16-0 this year.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Cowboys are 4-8 and only one game out of first place in the NFC East :facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

Yep, the NFC East is the weakest division in the league.

[deebakes]

the eagles still have a shot ffs :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

3 way tie for first in the Mediocre East.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The NFC Least :giggle:

[RBP]

Panthers v Eagles in Superbowl L. :woot:

Oh, sorry, "50", the official 50th logo broke the 50 year tradition. How ironic.

[RBP]

In other news, "Shank found in Aaron Hernandez’s cell" :lol:

No more skanks, bet get some shanks.

But how is a convicted murderer, with a life sentence, facing an additional double murder charge, in a minimum security prison? :dunno:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Brock Osweiller! The second coming of Joe Montana, John Elway, and Dan Marino rolled all into one! He's the greatest thing in the world!



What? He lost yesterday to a bad team and didn't get the offense into the end zone all day? :shock:

:rolleyes:

Hopefully this will end the local Denver media's (and some in the national media as well) unhealthy hard-on they have over Osweiller.

[deebakes]

come on odell! i need a bunch of points :pray:

[DemonGeminiX]

I take it you're referring to a different league than ours?

:lol:

[deebakes]

yep :lol:

[deebakes]

come on odell! need the equivalent of 50 more yards :pray:

[DemonGeminiX]

I think he got it. :lol:

[deebakes]

84 yd touchdown will do it :dance:

[deebakes]

http://i67.tinypic.com/2a5m2vn.jpg

[deebakes]

makes up for the lack of performance of ben and antonio this week :woot:

[DemonGeminiX]

Good job, padawan. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Broncos may have clinched a playoff spot last night, but they won't last very long playing like they did last night :facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

Do you think they may have peaked too soon?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, I don't think they (the entire team) ever really 'peaked' :lol:

The offense just hasn't been good all year, the 2nd half points they scored yesterday were the first they scored in the 2nd half in the whole month of December. The offensive line is just a mess, they couldn't consistently block a troop of girl scouts FFS. Although as for the defense, they may have definitely peaked too early.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Manning play next week.

[DemonGeminiX]

Eagles fire coach Chip Kelly with 1 game left in 3rd season

PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- The Philadelphia Eagles fired Chip Kelly with one game left in his third season, dumping the coach after missing the playoffs in consecutive years.

Kelly was released Tuesday night just before the end of a disappointing season that began with Super Bowl expectations. The Eagles are 6-9 after going 10-6 in each of Kelly's first two seasons. They were eliminated from playoff contention after losing to Washington at home on Saturday night.

Eagles CEO Jeffrey Lurie issued a one-sentence statement to the media, saying he appreciates Kelly's contributions and wishes him success going forward.

Lurie told fans in an email that he decided to make a change after "evaluating the many factors involved in our performance as a team."

The Eagles also fired Ed Marynowitz, who was vice president of player personnel.

Kelly made several bold moves that backfired after assuming full control of personnel decisions last offseason. Since March 2014, he released three-time Pro Bowl wide receiver DeSean Jackson, traded two-time All-Pro running back LeSean McCoy, didn't re-sign 2014 Pro Bowl wideout Jeremy Maclin, cut two-time Pro Bowl guard Evan Mathis and traded quarterback Nick Foles and a 2016 second-round draft pick for Sam Bradford.

He also gave big money in free agency to running back DeMarco Murray and cornerback Byron Maxwell. Murray has been a bust and Maxwell has underperformed.

Kelly replaced Andy Reid and led the Eagles to an NFC East title in 2013 after they were 4-12 a year earlier. The Eagles lost at home to New Orleans in the playoffs and missed the postseason in 2014 after starting 9-3.

They were 7-12 in Kelly's last 19 games.

Offensive coordinator Pat Shurmur will coach the team in the season finale at the New York Giants on Sunday.

Lurie told fans President Don Smolenski and Howie Roseman, the executive vice president of football operations, will assist him in the search for a new coach.

[RBP]

Eagles fire coach Chip Kelly with 1 game left in 3rd season

PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- The Philadelphia Eagles fired Chip Kelly with one game left in his third season, dumping the coach after missing the playoffs in consecutive years.

Kelly was released Tuesday night just before the end of a disappointing season that began with Super Bowl expectations. The Eagles are 6-9 after going 10-6 in each of Kelly's first two seasons. They were eliminated from playoff contention after losing to Washington at home on Saturday night.

Eagles CEO Jeffrey Lurie issued a one-sentence statement to the media, saying he appreciates Kelly's contributions and wishes him success going forward.

Lurie told fans in an email that he decided to make a change after "evaluating the many factors involved in our performance as a team."

The Eagles also fired Ed Marynowitz, who was vice president of player personnel.

Kelly made several bold moves that backfired after assuming full control of personnel decisions last offseason. Since March 2014, he released three-time Pro Bowl wide receiver DeSean Jackson, traded two-time All-Pro running back LeSean McCoy, didn't re-sign 2014 Pro Bowl wideout Jeremy Maclin, cut two-time Pro Bowl guard Evan Mathis and traded quarterback Nick Foles and a 2016 second-round draft pick for Sam Bradford.

He also gave big money in free agency to running back DeMarco Murray and cornerback Byron Maxwell. Murray has been a bust and Maxwell has underperformed.

Kelly replaced Andy Reid and led the Eagles to an NFC East title in 2013 after they were 4-12 a year earlier. The Eagles lost at home to New Orleans in the playoffs and missed the postseason in 2014 after starting 9-3.

They were 7-12 in Kelly's last 19 games.

Offensive coordinator Pat Shurmur will coach the team in the season finale at the New York Giants on Sunday.

Lurie told fans President Don Smolenski and Howie Roseman, the executive vice president of football operations, will assist him in the search for a new coach.

You predicted this, DGX!


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Chip Kelly should be fired.

:+1:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm just glad Jeff Lurie showed some sense here. He's not typically a guy who rushes to judgment.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So they fired a coach who had an overall winning record and double digit wins in his first 2 seasons? :-s

There's no pleasing some people [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

The first 2 seasons he was using Andy Reid's handpicked players. Kelly gutted the team this season to get his guys in under his system and 6 - 9 is the result. They're missing the playoffs this year, and they missed last year as well. In three years, the team went from pretty good, to ok, to completely awful. For the sake of argument, in Andy Reid's first 3 years, he took an awful team in his first year and made them ok in his second year, then made them playoff bound in his third year.

Kelly removed two of our best OLs, two of our best WRs, our best ever RB, and some good DBs.... and replaced them with the shit we have now. Some say the QBs were an even trade... I think Foles was a little better than Bradford. Technically speaking, some of the guys Kelly got rid of are having career years.

His play schemes, while they were ok to start off with, the rest of the league has caught on to the gimmicks. The team has no sense of fundamentals, they have the highest touchdowns allowed in Eagle's history, and a huge TO percentage. The D, which is horrible (a cardinal sin in Philly), is on the field more than the offense is.

Lurie was absolutely right to fire Kelly. It probably could have waited until the regular season was over, but some people are reporting that Kelly and Lurie had it out about changes Lurie wanted to make and Kelly was being obstinate and uncooperative right off the bat. When you fly in the face of the owner, your ass is gone.

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh yeah, and where's this coming from? Y'all got rid of John Fox after they lost the Superbowl.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The first 2 seasons he was using Andy Reid's handpicked players. Kelly gutted the team this season to get his guys in under his system and 6 - 9 is the result. They're missing the playoffs this year, and they missed last year as well. In three years, the team went from pretty good, to ok, to completely awful. For the sake of argument, in Andy Reid's first 3 years, he took an awful team in his first year and made them ok in his second year, then made them playoff bound in his third year.

Kelly removed two of our best OLs, two of our best WRs, our best ever RB, and some good DBs.... and replaced them with the shit we have now. Some say the QBs were an even trade... I think Foles was a little better than Bradford. Technically speaking, some of the guys Kelly got rid of are having career years.

His play schemes, while they were ok to start off with, the rest of the league has caught on to the gimmicks. The team has no sense of fundamentals, they have the highest touchdowns allowed in Eagle's history, and a huge TO percentage. The D, which is horrible (a cardinal sin in Philly), is on the field more than the offense is.

Lurie was absolutely right to fire Kelly. It probably could have waited until the regular season was over, but some people are reporting that Kelly and Lurie had it out about changes Lurie wanted to make and Kelly was being obstinate and uncooperative right off the bat. When you fly in the face of the owner, your ass is gone.

Like I said, no pleasing some people [-(


Oh yeah, and where's this coming from? Y'all got rid of John Fox after they lost the Superbowl.

That's because Kubiak and Elway are butt buddies :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

Let's see how you feel when your gutted team's 6 - 9 and not likely to make the playoffs again any time in the foreseeable future. Whoever they bring has got a right mess to clean up. It's gonna take a long time.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We almost became the first team to start 10-2 and miss the playoffs this year :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Let's see how you feel when your gutted team's 6 - 9 and not likely to make the playoffs again any time in the foreseeable future. Whoever they bring has got a right mess to clean up. It's gonna take a long time.

And I'm being sarcastic :slap: