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Teh One Who Knocks
11-15-2011, 08:13 PM
By Ted Homer - WGME-TV Channel 13


State Police say a suspect started making bizarre claims after he broke into a home in western Maine last week.

They say the suspect, a male who isn't identified, was squatting at a home in Andover while the homeowner was on vacation. A state trooper says the suspect told him that his dog and Jesus told him to break into the home because he was supposed to meet Taylor Swift there and marry her in the back yard.

He's facing theft and criminal trespass charges.

MrsM
11-15-2011, 08:15 PM
:huh:

PorkChopSandwiches
11-15-2011, 08:15 PM
She will be such a lucky girl

Noilly Pratt
11-15-2011, 08:16 PM
Well, give him credit, he did get a second opinion before acting. Jesus AND the dog said so... :D

Hal-9000
11-15-2011, 08:21 PM
:x Jesus and my dog told me the same thing


effin liar

MrsM
11-15-2011, 08:26 PM
Couldn't have been Jesus - he's hanging out on a cliff in Ireland :nono:

Hal-9000
11-15-2011, 08:27 PM
:doh:

what in Christ was I thinking???







:shock:



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