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Teh One Who Knocks
02-28-2011, 10:15 PM
By Michelle Hunter, The New Orleans Times-Picayune


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The Rev. Grant Storms, a Christian fundamentalist best known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested for allegedly masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

Storms, 53, 2304 Green Acres Road, Metairie, was booked with obscenity, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office arrest report said.

Storms told deputies that he was merely having lunch at Lafreniere Park, 3000 Downs Blvd., in his van when he decided to relieve himself using a bottle instead of using the restroom, an incident report said.

But two witnesses said they saw Storms through the open windows of his van masturbating himself while watching children on the playground, the report said.

The two women flagged down a park employee who notified the Sheriff's Office. The employee also detained Storms until deputies arrived.

Bond for Storms was set at $5,000. But he was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna on Sunday because of overcrowding at the jail.

Armed with bullhorns, Bibles and picket signs, Storms and a group of followers in 2003 protested against Southern Decadence, the gay three-day festival held over Labor Day weekend in the French Quarter. Storms' efforts prompted the New Orleans City Council to ban megaphones and other amplification devices

Storms could not be reached for comment on Monday.

Southern Belle
02-28-2011, 10:19 PM
sick sob

Hal-9000
02-28-2011, 10:21 PM
Holy Wanker!













:dance:


sorry, I don't know what possessed me to make that comment

lost in melb.
02-28-2011, 10:32 PM
By Michelle Hunter, The New Orleans Times-Picayune



But two witnesses said they saw Storms through the open windows of his van masturbating himself while watching children on the playground, the report said.



Tut, tut. I can't help wondering if they were boys or girls :-k

Hal-9000
03-01-2011, 01:43 AM
they were watching him through the windows in his van?


perverts

Godfather
03-01-2011, 04:40 AM
Oh nice, he's got the moral high-ground now :lol:

Hal-9000
03-01-2011, 05:33 AM
:lol:

He was only scratching his groin, not molesting it.




*walks up to Rev Storms with bullhorn*

STOP SQUEEZING THE SAUSAGE AROUND KIDS!

Muddy
05-03-2011, 07:09 PM
"Southern Decadence festival":-k

Deepsepia
05-04-2011, 01:45 AM
The Rev. Grant Storms, a Christian fundamentalist best known for his bullhorn protests

now we have a new name for jacking off . . . the "bullhorn protest"

FBD
05-04-2011, 12:29 PM
hahahahahaa nice :lol: