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Teh One Who Knocks
11-20-2011, 12:04 PM
Alex Knapp, Forbes Staff


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Zak Stone reports on what is probably the worst news I’ve heard all day. That news is this: we may be approaching a day where coffee is both rare and expensive. This threat comes from two sources. The first is the ever-growing demand for coffee all over the world, especially as more countries develop a strong, robust middle class that requires coffee to function.

Second, there have been a number of impacts to the supply of coffee. Weather causes, possibly fueled by overall climate change, have led to lower crop yields. On top of that, there have been outbreaks of new pests and fungi, as well as some very unstable labor issues in coffee-producing companies. The overall effect is that, as Stone notes, “supply has gone down and demand has gone up.”

This is particularly the case because the coffee beans that produce the best flavors are also among the hardest to produce, because they require particular weather systems to reach a productive peak. Unfortunately, those weather systems are being impacted by the overall changes to the Earth’s climate:


The delicate balance in those ecosystems is being thrown off kilter. In Colombia, the world’s third-biggest coffee producer, agricultural scientist Peter Baker has watched while record rainfall, increased heat, and frequent plagues have devastated farms across the country’s Andean coffee- growing region. It was 2005 when Baker “started to think seriously that climate change was not just about the future but was already happening.” Today, the signs are plentiful. Average temperatures have risen nearly 2 degrees in some areas over the past 30 years, “especially nighttime minimum temperatures,” says Baker, “a tell-tale signature of [man-made] climate change.” Hotter, rainier weather nourishes pests and disease, particularly coffee rust, a fungal plague that’s ascended Colombia’s mountain peaks, which were formerly too chilly for the organism. Heavy rains damage Arabica’s delicate blossoms—the same blossoms that eventually turn into coffee cherries, whose seeds are coffee beans. As heat and pests climb Colombia’s mountains, “the lower limit at which coffee is grown is starting to go up,” says Baker. As growers move higher into the mountains, they run into another problem: mountains have tops.

The results of these climate changes was a decrease in yield. Arabica, the world’s most common bean, has seen diminished yields over the past few years, which has led to a rise in the price of coffee overall. Right now, it looks like that trend is going to continue.

On a personal note, I have to say that this is terrifying news. Coffee is my lifeblood. It’s how I stay awake in the mornings and it’s what enables me to do my best work. I love the smell and taste of it. I love trying new flavors and varieties.

Furthermore, the fact that coffee is a mental stimulant is well-documented. For example, the rise of coffee in the Islamic world in the early Middle Ages is what led to the rise of coffeehouse culture in those countries, which fueled the intellectual ferment that led to the Islamic golden age. Islamic students and scholars, fueled by coffee, revived Greek philosophy and laid the groundwork for the scientific method and modern mathematics. Without coffee, the Renaissance and Enlightenment might never have happened, as they were sparked by Europe’s introduction to the scientific and philosophic works of the Muslim world.

Okay, so maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit. I suppose it’s possible that the modern world and the advance of science are not the direct result of coffee-fueled discussions in Cordoba and other Muslim cities. And the lack of readily-available coffee might not lead to the collapse of science, engineering, and civilization.

But is that really a risk we’re willing to take?

FBD
11-20-2011, 04:11 PM
:lol: oh noes, climate change! some years yield more than others! whatever will we do!

JoeyB
11-20-2011, 08:55 PM
I hate coffee, and it already seems massively overpriced, and fuck anyone who shops at a Starbucks...you are volunteering to be raped.

FBD
11-21-2011, 12:29 PM
Fuck that. Italism Roast beans rule, and I havent found a better bean. Until then, I pays my monies and brew it at home. Also cant make a cappucino as good as those fuckers, so if I get in the mood for one...that's about the only place in town for one.

I dont bitch about how expensive ketel one is, either. :mrgreen:

Acid Trip
11-21-2011, 02:09 PM
Fuck that. Italism Roast beans rule, and I havent found a better bean. Until then, I pays my monies and brew it at home. Also cant make a cappucino as good as those fuckers, so if I get in the mood for one...that's about the only place in town for one.

I dont bitch about how expensive ketel one is, either. :mrgreen:

I will pay up to $40 for a pound of good coffee. After that price I might as well do blow to get my day going.

FBD
11-21-2011, 09:40 PM
I've never spent over 15 bucks for a good pound of coffee

Godfather
11-21-2011, 10:08 PM
I just love my Bodum... makes even cheaper coffee taste better than drip machines I think

And it's a lot more fun :P

Hal-9000
11-21-2011, 10:21 PM
Melitta of all brands, makes a robust fine grind that I use at home (blue can).

It's hearty and smooth.....and they make filters too :dance:

Hal-9000
11-21-2011, 10:28 PM
Lately, my favorite time for a large coffee is right after work.I leave at 5:30pm and by 6:20pm I'm sitting in front of my home pc, organizing voicemails, emails, reading snail mail of the day and logging on here :thumbsup:

Muddy
11-21-2011, 10:44 PM
Believe it or not.. Consumer reports rates "8 o'clock coffee" as one of the best bangs for the buck..

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Hal-9000
11-21-2011, 10:46 PM
Believe it or not.. Consumer reports rates "8 o'clock coffee" as one of the best bangs for the buck..

am or pm?

Muddy
11-21-2011, 10:47 PM
Its a brand...

http://www.mogulbaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/coffee-eightoclock-colombian-whole-12oz-bags.jpg

Hal-9000
11-21-2011, 10:48 PM
well dude....I was talking time in the post above and you say '8 o clock coffee'

:doh:

Acid Trip
11-21-2011, 10:59 PM
I've never spent over 15 bucks for a good pound of coffee

I didn't say I spent $40 a pound on coffee, I'm saying they could raise the price to $40 and I'd still be a customer. My current addiction is $16 a pound with tax.