Who's the Daddy? Justin Bieber Takes Paternity Test to Prove He's Not

[Teh One Who Knocks]

by Josh Grossberg - E! Online


http://i.imgur.com/WKR7i.jpg

Justin Bieber is putting his molecules where his mouth is.

The "Baby" singer took a paternity test on Friday, E! News has confirmed, in hopes that he can finally shut down Mariah Yeater's claims that he fathered her infant son.

Before heading to Los Angeles for Sunday's American Music Awards, the Biebs took time out to head to a New Jersey lab, where, per TMZ, his sample was collected under "very controlled circumstances." The by-the-books procedure was intended to make it difficult for Yeater's legal team to challenge the results.

Now all that's left is for Yeater to pony up a DNA sample from her 3-month-old son, Trystan. There has been no comment from her lawyer on whether that will happen anytime soon.

Should the results prove definitively he's not the daddy, Bieber's lawyers have threatened to sue the alleged baby mama for defaming his good name and rep.

The 20-year-old Yeater filed a paternity suit against the 17-year-old popster demanding financial support the child. Yeater claims that she and Bieber hooked up following an October 2010 concert at Los Angeles' Staples Center.

The Biebs has adamantly denied the allegations.

After reports began surfacing that the San Diego native may have had the baby with someone else, Yeater abruptly withdrew the suit last week after her lawyers ditched her. She has since hired a new attorney who told E! News she's considering refiling.

After taking the paternity test, Bieber made it in time for the AMA rehearsals on Saturday, where he reportedly serenaded girlfriend Selena Gomez.

[Godfather]

Oh man, awesome :lol:

I cannot wait for these results. I'd think if he was potentially the father his legal team would have dragged this out a hell of a lot longer

[Muddy]

He's gonna fuggin crush this chick... (I bet Selena made him take the test) :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can't say I like the Anti-Christ one bit, but if she was truly lying, I hope he ends up owning her for the rest of her life

[Hal-9000]

ummm...did she not withdraw the claim?

oh, she refiled





:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

So I have a dumb question....paternity test.Blood or semen?

[deebakes]

neither :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Spelling test? :confused:

[Leefro]

He cums in a glass then the nurse rubs it into her twat

And another little beeber :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I don't think I could hit the glass :lol:

[Leefro]

stand in front of a tom hanks poster and you'll bound to fill it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So I have a dumb question....paternity test.Blood or semen?

All they need is DNA, I would assume they would just do the swab on the inside of his mouth to get some saliva

[Hal-9000]

All they need is DNA, I would assume they would just do the swab on the inside of his mouth to get some saliva

In Bieber's case they may pick up some semen with that method ..




:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snap:

[Hal-9000]

That kid is such a wisp of a boy...if he ever does ejaculate, he'll have to sit down for an hour afterwards to get some body mass back..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Godfather]

He's not that skinny :-k

http://i44.tinypic.com/5xpfv9.jpg

[Godfather]

GF's girlfriend [standing over his shoulder at above picture]: "What the hell is that for"

GF: "Bieber, someone said he's skinny, seems pretty fit."

GF's girlfriend: "You just hit a new low. Defending Bieber on the internet..."

[Hal-9000]

He's not that skinny :-k

http://i44.tinypic.com/5xpfv9.jpg

I guess it depends who he's standing next to GF..I know for sure even that skinny assed photo is shopped

:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

GF's girlfriend [standing over his shoulder at above picture]: "What the hell is that for"

GF: "Bieber, someone said he's skinny, seems pretty fit."

GF's girlfriend: "You just hit a new low. Defending Bieber on the internet..."


:lol:

Your g/f just became my number one favorite person I've never met

[Godfather]

:lol: I'll pass that along

http://i43.tinypic.com/2pyvz2q.jpg

[deebakes]

GF's girlfriend [standing over his shoulder at above picture]: "What the hell is that for"

GF: "Bieber, someone said he's skinny, seems pretty fit."

GF's girlfriend: "You just hit a new low. Defending Bieber on the internet..."

<--------------- GF's GF #1 Fan :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Here's a more realistic photo with him standing next to an actual male person


http://i.imgur.com/7EqQb.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

GF's girlfriend [standing over his shoulder at above picture]: "What the hell is that for"

GF: "Bieber, someone said he's skinny, seems pretty fit."

GF's girlfriend: "You just hit a new low. Defending Bieber on the internet..."

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:

and I'm soiling my google search cache trying to find more Bieb pics...


wtf :coat:

[deebakes]

Here's a more realistic photo with him standing next to an actual male person


http://i.imgur.com/7EqQb.jpg

looks like the wave is going to take him out :lol:

[Leefro]

Did his mom cut his hair ?

[Hal-9000]

nice av Bob :rofl:


what was that you asked??

[Griffin]

I don't think I could hit the glass :lol:

stand in front of a tom hanks poster and you'll bound to fill it

NSFW http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg237/scaled.php?server=237&filename=lolpussyqa7qv8.jpg&res=medium

[Leefro]

nice av Bob :rofl:


what was that you asked??


Exactly why I asked

I was about 11 or 12 when the school photo was taken and if you look closely on the left hand side I tried and failed to have a go myself :(

[JoeyB]

GF's girlfriend [standing over his shoulder at above picture]: "What the hell is that for"

GF: "Bieber, someone said he's skinny, seems pretty fit."

GF's girlfriend: "You just hit a new low. Defending Bieber on the internet..."

Dude...when people who are NOT even on the internet tell you you've posted wrong...it's a hint.


Here's a more realistic photo with him standing next to an actual male person


http://i.imgur.com/7EqQb.jpg

A play date, how cute. He looks a bit scared of the impending sodomy though.