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Teh One Who Knocks
11-23-2011, 04:32 PM
The Wisconsin Gazette


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The mayor of a coastal Peruvian town says he’s discovered the reason there are a growing number of gays in his area: the presence of the metal strontium in the local water supply.

“Unfortunately Strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we’ll be as Tabalosos, as other towns, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality,” Mayor José Benítez warned the citizens of Huarmey during an opening ceremony for a local water project.

Scientists warn that strontium, which is naturally occurring, can cause bone cancer, anemia and cardiovascular complications in very high doses. No study has ever suggested that it’s tied to sexual behavior.

Benítez’s accusation probably derives from a Peruvian television program several years ago that claimed the population of Tabalosos was predominantly gay. Tabalosos, which is located in Peru’s interior, is the source of water for Huarmey.

Tabolosos Mayor Jorge Luis Vasquez said the myth about Tabalosos has damaged his city’s reputation. He demanded that Benítez either prove his assertion or apologize for it.

“Young people have low self-esteem by this stigma,” Vasquez said.

Muddy
11-23-2011, 04:38 PM
:lol: awesome...

Muddy
11-23-2011, 04:39 PM
not the bone cancer part.. *oops* Commented on the thread title alone..

Richard Cranium
11-23-2011, 04:52 PM
So being gay causes bone cancer? Or the other way around?

FBD
11-23-2011, 05:29 PM
:lol: did the strontium somehow magically appear out of nowhere? it hasnt been there for eons already?

Muddy
11-23-2011, 05:30 PM
:lol: did the strontium somehow magically appear out of nowhere? it hasnt been there for eons already?


Exxon dumped it in their water supply to save $30,000 in disposal fee's..

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 06:10 PM
:rofl:


could never be a born-with predisposition in the genes eh? Being gay always has to have a cause for the weak minded and idiotic folk of the world...

JoeyB
11-23-2011, 10:33 PM
Strontium: the awesome sounding metal that makes men suck cock.

deebakes
11-24-2011, 02:44 AM
what else where those dudes supposed to do down in that collapsed cave for so long? of course they'd turn gay...