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Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 08:31 PM
I tried to organize this once before, we had to abort due to lack of support and a way to keep back bacon fresh for over 3 days.


OUR TIME HAS ARRIVED!

I'll only need 5 non-American volunteers, as most people in the USA are lazy, overweight and will be noshing on Cheetos and watching football when the attack begins.

We'll depart at 0:800 hours Thursday morning (0:830 in Newfoundland).The intent is to arrive in America just after dinner tomorrow night, when the Thanksgiving turkey malaise sets in.

Once we secure the perimeter, we'll meet in Denver at my new HQ. (Lance's former penthouse loft location) All spoils will be divided equally and then I will be taking us all out to get some White Castle hamburgers.


GOOOO CANADA! :x

MrsM
11-23-2011, 08:32 PM
:woot: I'm in

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 08:37 PM
:woot: I'm in

Excellent :thumbsup: You will hereby be known as MrsMatahari

Dr Death
11-23-2011, 08:38 PM
:woot: I'm inSweetheart, you can attack me anytime your heart desires! ;)

MrsM
11-23-2011, 08:39 PM
Sweetheart, you can attack me anytime your heart desires! ;)

Ahh shucks :oops: :hug:

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 08:39 PM
Sweetheart, you can attack me anytime your heart desires! ;)

:shock:

STAB THE ENEMY IN THE HEART WITH A SPORK!!!!! :x :x

MrsM
11-23-2011, 08:40 PM
:shock:

STAB THE ENEMY IN THE HEART WITH A SPORK!!!!! :x :x

Shhh - I'm trying to get state secrets first :tup:

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 08:41 PM
ohh, right :doh:



*goes back to war room for some mac n cheese*

Dr Death
11-23-2011, 08:41 PM
Ahh shucks :oops: :hug:*bats eyelashes* :mrgreen:


:shock:

STAB THE ENEMY IN THE HEART WITH A SPORK!!!!! :x :x:lol:

Acid Trip
11-23-2011, 08:45 PM
I tried to organize this once before, we had to abort due to lack of support and a way to keep back bacon fresh for over 3 days.


OUR TIME HAS ARRIVED!

I'll only need 5 non-American volunteers, as most people in the USA are lazy, overweight and will be noshing on Cheetos and watching football when the attack begins.

We'll depart at 0:800 hours Thursday morning (0:830 in Newfoundland).The intent is to arrive in America just after dinner tomorrow night, when the Thanksgiving turkey malaise sets in.

Once we secure the perimeter, we'll meet in Denver at my new HQ. (Lance's former penthouse loft location) All spoils will be divided equally and then I will be taking us all out to get some White Castle hamburgers.


GOOOO CANADA! :x

I have alerted our national bird. You stand no chance!


http://www.zecanada.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/eagle-usa-canada.jpg

redred
11-23-2011, 08:46 PM
i haven't got a passport and i'm to far away for dinner time tomorrow but if i'm of any help i'll join team canada:canada::england:

Loser
11-23-2011, 08:47 PM
....

Guess I'll have to bust out the spudinator and stock up...

http://i39.tinypic.com/5laob6.jpg

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 09:08 PM
i haven't got a passport and i'm to far away for dinner time tomorrow but if i'm of any help i'll join team canada:canada::england:

You've been conscripted.No need for a passport, we just need able bodies (you'll do)

:thumbsup:

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 09:09 PM
I have alerted our national bird. You stand no chance!


http://www.zecanada.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/eagle-usa-canada.jpg


....

Guess I'll have to bust out the spudinator and stock up...

http://i39.tinypic.com/5laob6.jpg

Our new Maple Syrup missile just came out of the development phase.

You guys are TOAST!!!! :x :x :x






mmmmm French Toast :homer:

Muddy
11-23-2011, 09:10 PM
Canada smells like dog buns..

Richard Cranium
11-23-2011, 09:30 PM
So,, is this gonna be like playing the movie Canadian bacon backwards?


I live on Lake Ontario so maybe I should just start shooting blindly north over the water? Yeah, gonna need more beer first..

Pony
11-23-2011, 09:43 PM
This plan is doomed to fail. While almost all Americans will be in a turkey induced coma a poor few will be stuck working hard at McDonalds along our northern border making McRibs.

Griffin
11-23-2011, 09:49 PM
America's response to Hal's Invasion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA&feature=related

Iffy
11-23-2011, 10:14 PM
If they bring the moose cavalry we're all fucked

minz
11-23-2011, 10:17 PM
Count me in too :cheerlead:

JoeyB
11-23-2011, 10:23 PM
The intent is to arrive in America just after dinner tomorrow night, when the Thanksgiving turkey malaise sets in.

And suddenly, my being a vegetarian is going to save America. Bring it on you hockey loving freaks, I'm gonna puck your asses. Warning: I fuck anyone I kill.


If they bring the moose cavalry we're all fucked


Count me in too :cheerlead:

To be fucked by the moose cavalry?

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:17 PM
Canada smells like dog buns..

America smells like Snooki buns..

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:24 PM
Count me in too :cheerlead:

Excellent, bring some hair dryers and combs...we'll be sure to run into some poofs along the way :dance:

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:26 PM
So,, is this gonna be like playing the movie Canadian bacon backwards?


I live on Lake Ontario so maybe I should just start shooting blindly north over the water? Yeah, gonna need more beer first..

*checks Richard's IP*

Awww man you almost made it onto the good side.

TOO BAD, SO SAD.....YOU ARE THE ENEMY!!! :x :x :x

Prepare to be invaded and it won't be like that time in college when you were drunk..

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:27 PM
This plan is doomed to fail. While almost all Americans will be in a turkey induced coma a poor few will be stuck working hard at McDonalds along our northern border making McRibs.

The McRib Line will be the first to fall!! :x

:yumyum:

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:29 PM
America's response to Hal's Invasion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA&feature=related

YOU... will be taken as a POW and be forced to watch Definition reruns for 18 hours a day until you crack.

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:30 PM
If they bring the moose cavalry we're all fucked

You will be spared and used as breeder to repopulate the new annex called South-Canada :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:31 PM
And suddenly, my being a vegetarian is going to save America. Bring it on you hockey loving freaks, I'm gonna puck your asses. Warning: I fuck anyone I kill.
To be fucked by the moose cavalry?

There is no blue font available in the new Canadian regime.Conform or DIE you freak!!!! :x

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:32 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/246ktaw.jpg

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:32 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/f398k5.jpg

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:33 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/sy78eg.jpg

DemonGeminiX
11-23-2011, 11:34 PM
Wow, Hal. 10 consecutive posts in a thread other than the "What are you listening to" thread. That's gotta be a record.

:tup:

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:37 PM
:x

I never post in that thread AND ....we're coming to Georgia baby, roll out the red carpet

DemonGeminiX
11-23-2011, 11:39 PM
:x

I never post in that thread AND ....we're coming to Georgia baby, roll out the red carpet

:yawn:

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:44 PM
:yawn:

I'M COMIN FOR YOU!!!!!!

http://i39.tinypic.com/5vxk0p.jpg

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:45 PM
:lol:

http://i43.tinypic.com/e8o8p5.jpg

JoeyB
11-23-2011, 11:48 PM
There is no blue font available in the new Canadian regime.Conform or DIE you freak!!!! :x

Now, you have made an enemy. I'm gonna shove American flags up your ass until you vomit red white and blue.

Now get your ass back up to Canada and do what you are supposed to do: Make us beer, send us all your attractive women, and kiss up to that Queen in England you still bow down to.

Hal-9000
11-23-2011, 11:52 PM
Now, you have made an enemy. I'm gonna shove American flags up your ass until you vomit red white and blue.

Now get your ass back up to Canada and do what you are supposed to do: Make us beer, send us all your attractive women, and kiss up to that Queen in England you still bow down to.

Prepare to be boarded big guy and I'm not talking about torture....:x :x

JoeyB
11-23-2011, 11:56 PM
Prepare to be boarded big guy and I'm not talking about torture....:x :x

I've had my strontium, bring it on bitch!

Hal-9000
11-24-2011, 12:07 AM
Consider it brung!!! ....Broughten?

:x I'll be there!

Muddy
11-24-2011, 12:15 AM
Aren't you forgetting that John Q. American is armed down here on a personal level? :mrgreen:

Iffy
11-24-2011, 12:48 AM
You will be spared and used as breeder to repopulate the new annex called South-Canada :thumbsup:

*breeds with moose* 8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
11-24-2011, 01:10 AM
Awwwwww....Canadians are so cute when they get uppity :)

DemonGeminiX
11-24-2011, 01:28 AM
I'M COMIN FOR YOU!!!!!!

http://i39.tinypic.com/5vxk0p.jpg

http://www.funnyanimalsite.com/pictures/Be_Quiet_Dog.jpg

Griffin
11-24-2011, 02:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWhbTRHOvwY&feature=related

Godfather
11-24-2011, 02:11 AM
Aren't you forgetting that John Q. American is armed down here on a personal level? :mrgreen:

As Isoruka Yamamato (probably actually didn't) once said: You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.

deebakes
11-24-2011, 02:41 AM
does canada even know where the usa is? :-k

Godfather
11-24-2011, 03:11 AM
Yeah, it's Americans who seem to have trouble locating us :lol:

RBP
11-24-2011, 03:22 AM
does canada even know where the usa is? :-k

The piglet always finds the teet. ;)

deebakes
11-24-2011, 03:22 AM
well, of course, with you tucked away in by one of those weird places that used to just be USSR... :( it's impossible... :sad2:

MrsM
11-24-2011, 06:09 AM
http://hostingc.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-09/6320arr_aaa.jpg

deebakes
11-24-2011, 06:41 AM
:nono:

no one uses segways :hand:
























that would require standing :oops:

DemonGeminiX
11-24-2011, 07:54 AM
Yeah, it's Americans who seem to have trouble locating us :lol:

:hand:

We know where you are. We just don't like to visit cause it's so much damn colder up there. And you unleashed Keanu Reeves on us, you bastards.

JoeyB
11-24-2011, 08:19 AM
:hand:

We know where you are. We just don't like to visit cause it's so much damn colder up there. And you unleashed Keanu Reeves on us, you bastards.

Keanu is Canadian?

The universe suddenly makes less sense to me...

Jezter
11-24-2011, 08:25 AM
Where you needa good Viking, here you have one! Hakkaa päälle Suomipoika! Peeeerrrkeleee!!!

JoeyB
11-24-2011, 08:31 AM
Where you needa good Viking, here you have one! Hakkaa päälle Suomipoika! Peeeerrrkeleee!!!

Side with me Jez. I played the Finnish national anthem for you after all. And I have a sword...we could really be fierce.

Richard Cranium
11-24-2011, 12:18 PM
Hakkaa päälle Suomipoika! Peeeerrrkeleee!!!

Yeah, thats easy for you to say..

traveler
11-24-2011, 12:48 PM
This oughtta be entertaining. Everybody knows White Castle is closed on Thanksgiving :D

Teh One Who Knocks
11-24-2011, 01:27 PM
As Isoruka Yamamato (probably actually didn't) once said: You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.

I know not what you speak of...I'm not armed in any way. Please come down and invade :)


:shifty:

redred
11-24-2011, 01:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5onkl2EHV4

DemonGeminiX
11-24-2011, 02:14 PM
Yeah, thats easy for you to say..

:rimshot:

Hugh_Janus
11-24-2011, 02:18 PM
Yeah, it's Americans who seem to have trouble locating us :lol:

from what I've seen, Americans have trouble even finding America :lol:

and if the invasion is still going ahead, I'm willing to offer my assistance. It'll feel good burning down the whitehouse.... again :dance:

DemonGeminiX
11-24-2011, 02:39 PM
from what I've seen, Americans have trouble even finding America :lol:

They're the ones you really have to worry about.


and if the invasion is still going ahead, I'm willing to offer my assistance. It'll feel good burning down the whitehouse.... again :dance:

Go ahead Hal, take him. He'll be good for a laugh. :lol:

Muddy
11-24-2011, 04:05 PM
The piglet always finds the teet. ;)

Wow... :lol:

Hal-9000
11-25-2011, 01:39 AM
Awwwwww....Canadians are so cute when they get uppity :)

Cute? CUTE????

I'll give you cute mister!! :x :x



http://i.imgur.com/0PJhT.jpg

Hal-9000
11-25-2011, 01:41 AM
Where you needa good Viking, here you have one! Hakkaa päälle Suomipoika! Peeeerrrkeleee!!!


from what I've seen, Americans have trouble even finding America :lol:

and if the invasion is still going ahead, I'm willing to offer my assistance. It'll feel good burning down the whitehouse.... again :dance:

Excellent, the two men I was hoping for...










:doh: oh crap

Hal-9000
11-25-2011, 01:43 AM
This oughtta be entertaining. Everybody knows White Castle is closed on Thanksgiving :D


:-s





INVASION RESCHEDULED.Date TBA....




I'm too damn tired anyways :|

Hal-9000
11-25-2011, 01:44 AM
Yeah, it's Americans who seem to have trouble locating us :lol:

Half of them don't even know how many states there are in America :lol:

Pony
11-25-2011, 01:49 AM
Half of them don't even know how many states there are in America :lol:

State of intoxication
State of denial



umm...2.

Hal-9000
11-25-2011, 02:12 AM
good answer :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
11-25-2011, 03:29 AM
Cute? CUTE????

I'll give you cute mister!! :x :x



http://i.imgur.com/0PJhT.jpg

Awwwww :)

DemonGeminiX
11-25-2011, 04:54 AM
State of intoxication
State of denial



umm...2.

:-k

I would say you missed one but I think I might just be residing in the latter again.

JoeyB
11-25-2011, 05:25 AM
I need to vomit. When are those idiot Canadians getting here anyway?

blooksoll
11-25-2011, 06:12 AM
I am a spammy little worm.

Godfather
11-25-2011, 06:14 AM
Oh neat, I'll take 5 of each :)

My credit card number is 003... ah I forget the rest. Brb

Jezter
11-25-2011, 06:14 AM
Side with me Jez. I played the Finnish national anthem for you after all. And I have a sword...we could really be fierce.
You got it!

Yeah, thats easy for you to say..
:lol: I'll teach you!

Godfather
11-25-2011, 06:18 AM
post content deleted - DGX

Oops, forgot to mention, fuck off :P

JoeyB
11-25-2011, 06:20 AM
for anyone who is cheaply perhaps it is discreet to choose reasonably priced maid-matron of honour the planet pandora making jewelry suggestions to lower the value

See? Now this is just the illiterate, annoying, insulting version of spam I was discussing here (http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?13354-5-patients-get-HIV-infected-organs-in-Taiwan-error&p=203611&viewfull=1#post203611).

Damn it assholes...if you want to spam us, do it correctly. Read this (http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?13354-5-patients-get-HIV-infected-organs-in-Taiwan-error&p=202846&viewfull=1#post202846) and learn! Learn it motherfuckers!

Jezter
11-25-2011, 06:20 AM
First time I see spam on these boards. Friggin' Thanksgiving coma...mods being lazy! :lol:

Godfather
11-25-2011, 06:21 AM
The spam seems to be picking up. Side effect of getting more and more awesome I guess :P

Jezter
11-25-2011, 06:22 AM
Or then Hal is recruiting his fellow bots for his invasion Campaign. :lol:

DemonGeminiX
11-25-2011, 06:25 AM
Here comes the pain.

:demon:

RBP
11-25-2011, 06:32 AM
Here comes the pain.

:demon:

http://i.imgur.com/xkE2N.jpg

RBP
11-25-2011, 06:33 AM
The spam seems to be picking up. Side effect of getting more and more awesome I guess :P

*I* am increasingly awesome.

Jezter
11-25-2011, 06:39 AM
*I* am increasingly awesome.

http://www.sabinabecker.com/media/fabulous-dude.jpg

RBP
11-25-2011, 06:51 AM
http://www.sabinabecker.com/media/fabulous-dude.jpg

:slap:

You obviously have me confused with that Calgary fellow. :hand:

Muddy
11-25-2011, 02:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xkE2N.jpg

I wonder how that dude eats with those teeth?

redred
11-25-2011, 02:43 PM
i bet he uses Autosol to clean them :lol:

Noilly Pratt
11-25-2011, 03:42 PM
I thought I'd missed the invasion...another soldier reporting for duty.

As the great Canadian Leonard Cohen said "First we take Manhattan..."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnCR8kSSmqw

Hal-9000
11-25-2011, 07:27 PM
Or then Hal is recruiting his fellow bots for his invasion Campaign. :lol:

:lol: Yeah and they gotta spam my thread...bastids..

HEY! What's this you're defecting to the American side???

*strips Jez's rank*

Jezter
11-25-2011, 07:59 PM
:lol: Yeah and they gotta spam my thread...bastids..

HEY! What's this you're defecting to the American side???

*strips Jez's rank*
Im not defecting to any friggin' side, Maplesyrupballs! :x I am all for invading 'Murika. I'll go all the way to Texas and declare it as New Finland.

Pony
11-25-2011, 09:06 PM
What happened?

I think you should have put a proper date on the invasion Hal. Everyone keeps waking up every morning and thinking "tomorrow" is the day....

MrsM
11-25-2011, 09:12 PM
We were so stealth that no one in the US is aware that you have been invaded. :tup:

When we entered the White house and broke into the oval office we made the president surrender and agree that Canada now runs the US. However he was a litte too eager to give it to us, so we stole some pens and left.

Obama is a lot shorter, lighter skinned and balder than looks on TV.

White Castle was had by all :)

Griffin
11-25-2011, 09:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg&feature=related

Hal-9000
11-26-2011, 07:53 PM
Im not defecting to any friggin' side, Maplesyrupballs! :x I am all for invading 'Murika. I'll go all the way to Texas and declare it as New Finland.

:hand: You said you were joining JoeyB and all he had to do was offer you a lick and a promise...

:x traitor!

Teh One Who Knocks
11-26-2011, 08:05 PM
We were so stealth that no one in the US is aware that you have been invaded. :tup:

When we entered the White house and broke into the oval office we made the president surrender and agree that Canada now runs the US. However he was a litte too eager to give it to us, so we stole some pens and left.

Obama is a lot shorter, lighter skinned and balder than looks on TV.

White Castle was had by all :)

:worthless:

I hate to call you a liar in front of everyone, but..... :liar:

MrsM
11-26-2011, 09:11 PM
Here is one of the pens...

http://hostingc.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-09/4934pen40156.jpg

Found this pic in the desk drawer...

http://hostingc.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-09/4129Rihanna-Obama-in-Oval-Office-37719.jpg

JoeyB
11-26-2011, 09:17 PM
Im not defecting to any friggin' side, Maplesyrupballs! :x I am all for invading 'Murika. I'll go all the way to Texas and declare it as New Finland.

You don't really want to invade us, or Texas, you just want to invade the underpants of a certain unnamed Texas lass.


:hand: You said you were joining JoeyB and all he had to do was offer you a lick and a promise...

:x traitor!

Unlike you, I love Finland. And Jez knows that.

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 06:48 PM
You don't really want to invade us, or Texas, you just want to invade the underpants of a certain unnamed Texas lass.



Unlike you, I love Finland. And Jez knows that.


:-k so now I hate Finland eh, cool, wasn't aware of that


:thumbsup:

Richard Cranium
11-28-2011, 06:51 PM
Surrender Hal.. now..

Teh One Who Knocks
11-28-2011, 06:52 PM
Here's the reason we don't fear a Canadian invasion:

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?20639-Man-dies-after-getting-stuck-in-window

They can't even break into their own homes, never mind a foreign country :hand:



:dance:

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 06:56 PM
Surrender Hal.. now..


:sad2:

I can't surrender...I'm supposed to be on the attack right now

We had some good support this time around but unfortunately I had to work :oops: :oops:



NEXT YEAR! :x

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 06:58 PM
Here's the reason we don't fear a Canadian invasion:

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?20639-Man-dies-after-getting-stuck-in-window

They can't even break into their own homes, never mind a foreign country :hand:





:dance:



:x

that man died you know.....trying to save someone's life!!!! Or he was putting out a fire or rescuing a kitty or...

KevinD
11-28-2011, 07:01 PM
So, does this mean I can unload my firearms? After all, I hate ruing clip springs by leaving them full of bullets. lol

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 07:05 PM
Why unload Kev?, Christmas and New Years are right around the corner.Don't you Texans need to shoot one thru the roof when you celebrate?

*Kev gets a gift certificate to White Castle*

YEE-HAW.....BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!

Mrs Kev - :meh:

KevinD
11-28-2011, 07:09 PM
White Castle sux donkey balls. Nope, no shooting weapons on New Years at my house. There's always far to much alcohol and kids running around. Actually, all weapons are unload at this time, put in the gun safe and ammo is there as well. Too many drunks and kids around my place this time of year, lol

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 07:18 PM
I have a feeling if I ever did show up on one of your doorsteps...there'd be a few laughs rather than a shootin match :thumbsup:

Muddy
11-28-2011, 07:19 PM
Hal you are starting to hurt my feelings..

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 07:20 PM
because I said we probably have a good time if I showed up down there?


more confusing all of the time...:-k

KevinD
11-28-2011, 07:24 PM
I have a feeling if I ever did show up on one of your doorsteps...there'd be a few laughs rather than a shootin match :thumbsup:

I could pretty much guarantee that, lol

You'd have to bring your own smoke though, and wait for the youngest to go to bed before smoking it outside.

Muddy
11-28-2011, 07:24 PM
because I said we probably have a good time if I showed up down there?


more confusing all of the time...:-k

:pancake:

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 07:26 PM
I could pretty much guarantee that, lol

You'd have to bring your own smoke though, and wait for the youngest to go to bed before smoking it outside.

:hand: I'm drying out....now I only snort coke (and I almost drown last weekend!! :shock:)

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 07:27 PM
:pancake:

I almost missed you guys last week when I was doing inventory....almost..

KevinD
11-28-2011, 07:29 PM
I don't remember if you've stopped alcohol also, but that's generally the drug of choice with my friends and family. I would suggest you would only need to worry if one of us said something along the lines of "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 07:32 PM
:lol:




I quit drinking years ago and still haven't gotten back into the swing of things

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 07:59 PM
"Hey y'all, watch this!"



:rofl:

KevinD
11-28-2011, 08:09 PM
Did you just get that? lol

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 08:12 PM
No I read it twice and now I can hear it in my mind as I work

:lol:

KevinD
11-28-2011, 08:12 PM
You def need to worry if someone says "Get a rope!"

KevinD
11-28-2011, 08:13 PM
Here's another one (may help with the female co-worker you are having problems with atm)


If she were an inch taller she'd be round

'cause it sounds to me like she's "Ate up with the dumbass"

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 08:19 PM
Here's another one (may help with the female co-worker you are having problems with atm)


If she were an inch taller she'd be round

'cause it sounds to me like she's "Ate up with the dumbass"

that one's too complex...


In a fit of loud rage in front a group here I said - If brains were electricity she wouldn't have enough to warm toast!!! :x :x

I was mad but people said it came out funny :lol: :oops:

Hal-9000
11-28-2011, 08:29 PM
well mods....please feel free to trash this thread :thumbsup:


it's run the course and not served the purpose, thx

JoeyB
11-28-2011, 09:53 PM
Hal you are starting to hurt my feelings..

Poor Muddygut...Hey...your kid won in the pumpkin contest! So be happy.


I don't remember if you've stopped alcohol also, but that's generally the drug of choice with my friends and family. I would suggest you would only need to worry if one of us said something along the lines of "Hey y'all, watch this!"


You def need to worry if someone says "Get a rope!"

Hal thinks you are joking, of course.

Griffin
11-28-2011, 10:37 PM
Went 4 wheelin in my Jeep Sun morning without my usual cooler. I told my passengers it didn't seem right riding without a beer in my lap, I didn't have anything for them to hold as I said "watch this shit!"

JoeyB
11-28-2011, 10:52 PM
Went 4 wheelin in my Jeep Sun morning without my usual cooler. I told my passengers it didn't seem right riding without a beer in my lap, I didn't have anything for them to hold as I said "watch this shit!"

You could have found something else in your lap for them to hold, if you felt motivated.

Hal-9000
11-29-2011, 03:36 AM
mods please....trash this thread.


I want to make the trash at least two times this year :dance:

KevinD
11-29-2011, 03:43 AM
That's interesting..

I just finished reading a novel where the main bad guy killer called himself "The Trashman"

Funnily enough, the local was in the vague "north" somewhere

deebakes
11-29-2011, 03:51 AM
mods please....trash this thread.


I want to make the trash at least two times this year :dance:

just steal one of porky's threads that he starts in his repost section and you can be golden :tup: