Tattoo Artist Facing Civil Lawsuit

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Weird News Stories


Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.

Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

http://i.imgur.com/cy8cd.jpg

Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

[Loser]

Bwuahahahahahahahahaha :twisted:

[redred]

if he was drinking wine and shots before that , thats not bad work:lol:

[Muddy]

Wow... Bet you regret that night of fucking.. :lol:

[RBP]

:shock:

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Brilliant

[Hugh_Janus]

hahaha! That's what the bitches deserve :dance:

[JoeyB]

hahaha! That's what the bitches deserve :dance:

Hey! Another lifetime bachelor to join Hal, RBP, and myself.

[Griffin]

If he had painted it on the vacuum cleaner she would have never noticed it.

[Joebob034]

She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.



isn't that the same thing?

[perrhaps]

With a little work, that could become a rattlesnake. With the words "Don't tread on me" underneath it, she can probably get elected to "Queen" of the Aryan Brotherhood prom.

[Hal-9000]

Don't ever piss off:

people that prepare your food
people that fix your car
people that treat you medically

people that do tattoos :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That Viral Story About The Poor Woman Stuck With The Poop Tattoo? Sorry, It’s Totally Full Of Crap.
The Smoking Gun


http://i.imgur.com/7vxD1.jpg

That viral story about the Ohio man who purportedly tattooed a pile of excrement on the back of his wayward girlfriend?

Fake. Fake. Fake.

As the fable goes, “Rossie Brovent” was expecting her boyfriend, “Ryan L. Fitzjerald,” to ink a scene from “Narnia” on her back. Instead, having found out that “Rossie” had cheated on him, a vindictive “Fitzjerald” retaliated by delivering a tattoo of a steaming, swirly pile of excrement encircled by several flies.

“Rossie” claimed “Fitzgerald” tricked her into drinking a bottle of “cheap wine” and tequila shots, which incapacitated her for most of the time it took him to ink the tattoo.

According to the story--which is accompanied by a photo of the purported tattoo--“Brovent” this month filed a $100,000 civil lawsuit against “Fitzjerald.” The former couple are described as “trailer park residents” from Dayton in the story.

As seen above, the photo appears legitimate. In fact, it first surfaced online about 18 months ago as part of a “Worst Tattoo of the Day” post on the blog I Am Bored.

The image reappeared this week--complete with a backstory about the fractured love of “Rossie” and “Ryan”--on a sketchy “weird news” web site that appears to be dedicated to ginning up its Googe AdSense impressions.

A review of court indices, of course, shows no such civil complaint has ever been filed (either in federal or state court) by “Brovent.” James Druber, administrator of the Montgomery County Common Pleas Court (where Dayton residents file their six-figure complaints), said that he had heard nothing about the purported tattoo lawsuit.

Additionally, a review of the Nexis database turns up no “Rossie Brovent,” or, in fact, anyone with that surname. And a search for “Ryan Fitzjerald” (with or without the middle initial “L”) turns up nobody with that name.

Records for Dayton and Montgomery County show no evidence that “Fitzjerald” (or “Fitzgerald”) has been licensed as a tattoo parlor operator or employee, according to Alan Pierce, an official with the Public Health department.

[Griffin]

party pooper!

[JoeyB]

That's hilarious, given that today The Sun published it. HAHA. Wouldn't be the first time they ran with a fake story.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

the fact that this was fake makes me sad :(

[Muddy]

Does Rupert Murdoch own 'the Sun'?

[JoeyB]

the fact that this was fake makes me sad :(

You just have to believe Porky...repost it a few times and wish on a star and maybe, perhaps, it will come true.

[JoeyB]

Does Rupert Murdoch own 'the Sun'?

He did...and I think still does, but it was a different tabloid connected to the phone hacking scandal.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You just have to believe Porky...repost it a few times and wish on a star and maybe, perhaps, it will come true.

:lol: Bastid :willie:

[JoeyB]

:lol: Bastid :willie:

Or we could go find us a girl, and a tattoo kit, and...


umm, maybe not.

[deebakes]

You just have to believe Porky...repost it a few times and wish on a star and maybe, perhaps, it will come true.

:rofl::clap: