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Teh One Who Knocks
11-26-2011, 08:33 PM
By the TMZ Staff


http://i.imgur.com/IVmd0.jpg

Maybe structure is exactly what Lindsay Lohan needed -- because TMZ has learned she's not only on pace to complete her court-ordered stints at the morgue ... she's WAY ahead of schedule.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... Lohan has already completed 10 of her 12 required morgue duty shifts -- impressive considering she still has another THREE WEEKS to spare.

In fact, we're told Lindsay doesn't just plan to knock out the remaining two shifts by the Dec. 14 deadline -- but she also wants to get a head start on the hours she has to complete by her 2nd status hearing.

Law enforcement tell us ... Lindsay has a pretty damn good reputation at the morgue -- polite, hard-working and never complains about the work.

Judge Sautner had said her sentence essentially put the keys to Lindsay's freedom in her own hands -- and at this point, it looks like she's making the most of her opportunity to stay out of the clink.

Hal-9000
11-26-2011, 08:33 PM
:hand: she's blowin the geeky morgue attendant

Teh One Who Knocks
11-26-2011, 08:36 PM
:hater:

Hal-9000
11-26-2011, 08:38 PM
:shock:

I love morgue attendants

JoeyB
11-26-2011, 08:40 PM
:shock:

I love morgue attendants

They do introduce you to the sexiest young ladies.

This thread is HOT.

Teh One Who Knocks
11-26-2011, 08:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kXAzE.gif

Goofy
11-26-2011, 08:44 PM
:hand: she's blowin the geeky morgue attendant

*applies for position as morgue attendant.......... also buys specs, fake acne kit and laptop* 8-[

DemonGeminiX
11-26-2011, 09:06 PM
Killin' what? What's "It"? What the hell do they have at that morgue?!?!

deebakes
11-26-2011, 09:23 PM
:wank::lwank:
:uwank:

JoeyB
11-26-2011, 09:25 PM
Killin' what? What's "It"? What the hell do they have at that morgue?!?!

Would you really like to know?


:wank::lwank:
:uwank:

Those dudes are gonna cum all over each other.

DemonGeminiX
11-26-2011, 09:33 PM
:-k

Do they all float down there?

Shady
11-26-2011, 11:35 PM
Maybe she's developed a little case of necrophilia? She is white as a ghost.

JoeyB
11-26-2011, 11:37 PM
:wank::lwank:
:uwank:


Maybe she's developed a little case of necrophilia? She is white as a ghost.

As deebakes says:


:wank::lwank:
:uwank: