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Teh One Who Knocks
11-27-2011, 12:09 PM
By Nelson Morais - The Newport Plain Talk


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NEWPORT-Allied EMS ambulance service called police to 513 Freeman Ave., in Newport, on Wednesday, Nov. 23, to assist them with a man who had allegedly stabbed himself with a turkey thermometer, Patrolmen Matthew Elliott and Matt Franklin reported.

Scott K. Kelly, 38, was allegedly discovered laying on a couch in the Freeman Avenue residence, saying he had stabbed himself with the thermometer to see if he was "done or not," the report stated.

Police allegedly noticed a small hole where Kelly had stabbed himself in the lower abdominal area, according to the officers' report.

Griffin
11-27-2011, 12:13 PM
I wonder if alcohol was involved? :-k

deebakes
11-27-2011, 03:25 PM
:rofl:

redred
11-28-2011, 11:56 AM
I wonder if alcohol was involved? :-k

or sweet potatoes